AMSTERDAM!! [voted best video of the year in my head]
Guess the TV theme song contest!
My Happy Thanksgiving Fuck you song:
Music
bjork, lauryn hill, jill scott, ozomatli, wyclef, J5, sublime, william hung, beck, missy, the weepies, rachael yamagata, tori amos, tenacious d, MJ, pearl jam, erykah badu, live, miles davis, nelly furtado, jason mraz (acoustic stuff), luda, bob marley (obviously), devo (well, mostly the hats), sam cooke, mary j, stevie, Hansen (when I thought they were chicks, obviously), otis redding, the carpenters (Christmas stuff, obviously), metallica, [jack johnson, ernie cruz jr., hapa, willie k, keahi wai, makana, kealoha(hawaii represent!)], ray (c'mon), jaime fox (but only as ray), cindy lauper (but only her one line in we are the world), radiohead, blackstreet, robert johnson, coldplay, red hot chilli peppers, U2, stevie ray vaughn, the Sundays, sade, sneaker pimps, joss stone, uncle cracker (not the famous one, I actually have an Uncle cracker, he can sing some karaoke, woot!), billy holiday, eminem, Alicia keys, nine inch nails, Michael Mcdonald, cranberries, robin Williams in Aladdin, pink floyd, babyface, bob Dylan, Wilson Phillips (well, that one song in harold and kumar--this was like, pre-gastro for carnie)
magnolia, dancer in the dark (warning: may wanna slit wrists), adaptation, napolean dynamite (where I learned to dance--gosh!), natural born killers, I heart huckabees, fight club, waking life (never watched this un-high), vanilla sky, memento, run lola run, mulholland drive, frida (selma hayek makes the uni-brow sexy!), crouching tiger (c'mon, who doesn't wanna bang zhang?), lenny, 25th hour, little miss sunshine, american history x, high fidelity, human nature, confessions of a dangerous mind, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, before sunset, city of God, cider house rules, The princess bride, Hotel Rwanda, kill bill (vol.1&2), matrix, American beauty, swingers, before sunrise, reservoir dogs, Monty Python--holy grail, being john malkovich, trainspotting, Moulin rouge, amelie, three amigos, clerks, Ace Ventura (Pet Detective), true romance, freddy got fingered, baraka, braveheart, a bronx tale, dirty rotten scoundrels, Truman show, clockwork orange, A.I., gattaca, pulp fiction, animatrix, office space, annie hall, good will hunting, antz, boogie nights, jerry Maguire, almost famous, billy elliot, the man who knew too little, battle royale, sin city, me you and everyone we know ))><((, snatch (which is also on my favorite foods list)
Television
tv shows:
house, heroes, real time with bill maher, politically incorrect [before it was incorrectly politicized, obviously] conan, ok, fine, yes, grey's anatomy [c'mon, the fray's montages, who could resist? stop frontin' fellas], inside the actor's studio, whose line is it anyway?, seinfeld, friends, taxi, distraction [remember the game show where you would have to answer questions while having your nipples pinched by car battery cable jumpers? or some shit like that. um, yeah, love that show. not that I've tried the car battery thing. I haven't. i'm just saying. ok, I suppose I WOULD try it for the right amount of money. maybe. talk to me. or for free, but I would be very upset. k bye.] pee wee's playhouse. um, conan. I know I said that. that's how much. conan dude. um, gong show, let's make a deal, ooh, taking it back motts, nice, um, everyone loves raymond, alias, shit, I almost forgot, lost, hello?, hawaii, represent retard, hi, I'm talking to myself, bye.
Books
extremly loud and incredibly close [jonathan saffron foer--mother fucking genius who is still in his 20's, mother fucking mother fucker!], a heart breaking work of staggering genius [dave eggars], the man who mistook his wife for a hat [oliver sacks], frankenstein [mary shelley, bitch wrote it when she was 18, get down girl, g'head get down], fooled by randomness [nassim taleb-- this book makes you realize how retarded the whole human race is, fun for the whole family!], the selfish gene [richard dawkins], sex, drugs, and cocoa puffs [chuck klosterman], the tipping point/blink [malcom gladwell], notes from underground [fydor dosteyevsky], the picture of dorian gray [oscar wilde], pure drivel [steve martin}, side effects/without feathers [woody allen], how the mind works [stephen pinker], braindroppings [george carlin], the origin of species [charles darwin], [everything by tom robbins], the trouble with being born [e.m. cioran], letters from birmingham jail [martin luther king jr.], [everything from www.theonion.com], the introduction of the screenplay of "being john malkovich" [charlie kauffman-- my all time favorite screenwriter], the bible [I'm totally kidding, stop it-- although the psalms get me horny, obviously], mind wide open [stephen johnson], phantom brain [dr. ramachandran], and yes, I actually must admit, I loved "Memoirs of a geisha" [aurthur golden], the virtue of selfishness [ayn rand], the phantom tollbooth [norton juster-- great for kids and stoners, obviously], surprised by joy [c.s. lewis], the doors of perception [aldous huxley], i, robot [isaac asimov-- even though, yes, I know, the movie was retarded, when isn't it though? ], Gödel, Escher, Bach: an Eternal Golden Braid [Douglas R. Hofstadter-- this book will FUCK you in the mindhole! twice. and then it won't call the next day. I fucking love it], the trial [franz kafka], fuck humanity [the fake book from the movie "human nature", never read it, obviously, but what a great title huh?].
About me:
i am dream.
i am mash up.
i am paper mached from everyone i have ever loved, hated.
i am every 80’s sitcom theme song, sung with all my might.
i am fortune cookie with infinite long message in every language
[including sign and pig latin].
i am brothers.
i am best friends.
i am Hawaii.
i am HI.
i am holy shit.
i am bitch better have my money.
i am Eddie Murphy delirious and Kalapana hurt.
i am Miles of Davis.
i am solo.
i am duet.
i am legion.
i am legend.
i am sam.
i am.
i aint.
i am the sheriff who shot himself.
i am george of the jungle minus both george and the jungle.
i am lover of getting to 3rd base in church whilst reading Salman Rushdie.
i am 8 balls.
i am pinata being smashed by dyslexic children with oragami hats.
i am nutter butters with soy milk and apostrophes.
i am slave.
i am master.
i am George Clinton’s hair.
i am Hillary Clinton’s balls.
i am Timothy Leary’s acidity.
i am life extension.
i am on the other side of the wardrobe.
i am the wardrobe.
i am 1984.
i am 2001 space odyssey.
i am 2012: the end of Mayan civilization.
i am b.c.
i am tomorrow.
i am all my troubles seem so far away.
i am you might get run over or you might get shot.
i am secret lovers.
i am hold me now.
i am everything is gonna be alright.
i am phantom arm with sequenced glove and leprosy.
i am never done editing.
i am one long sentence of brevity.
i am white rabbit.
i am green m&m’s.
..
i am blue.
i am read.
i am fshtykliljsnj [thyur nnhgitkk]
i am eye.
i am vanilla sky.
i am pumpkin pie ala moana.
i am mexican jesus.
i am closed captioned for the fearing impaired.
i am Schrödinger’s cat.
i am Schrödinger’s cat.
I am ö.
i am [ ].
i am !!!
i am *
i am $$$
I AM CAPSLOCK.
i am the 3 wise men siamesing each other at the pre-frontal cortex.
i am am i?
i am standing room only.
i am two silver spoons together.
i am different stokes.
i am home.
i am Kevlar.
i am cancer support group.
i am death valley.
i am mama se mama sa mama coo sa.
i am rock and roll.
i am another dime in the jukebox baby.
i am beat street, the king of the beat.
i am Cain and unable.
i am 8 of the 7 seas.
i am time share.
i am the easter bunny with a tatoo of naked mother mary smoking a carrot with her legs spread.
i am every laugh.
i am every penis [with woman envy].
i am silver surfing my self.
i am done.
i am not I am.
i am all pau.
I love your videos! Tanks for the laughs and inspiration. You are definitely a one of a kind brotha. Life rulez. Next time u come back call me up for jam! Da kine has my number if you don't already. I might not b sure if i have yours! k dens bu.
suuuup mr motts? hope all is well... just passing thru to send some love ya stoner mofo-er :) things r goin ok in my world... I feel success comin my wayyy finally! so as Bob Marley says... don't worry bout a thing...cause every lil things gona b alright ..MY MOTTO LOVE IT!!! have a great day n weekend... much love sweetie ♥ *mar*
MOTTS MANIAAAAAA how ya doin buddy? good to see u here at boring old myspace... :) haven't stopped by to say hello... hope all is well in MOTTS WORLD.. and when ya gona get on Justices show? u and he can both connect to all of us from the comfort of ur houses to ours =) so anyway...the land of MAR has been insane... of course! buuuut its a pretty good day in MAR land hahaaa have a great day...or nite..not sure time difference.. tell Jen hello... much love u her n matti.. (((hugglez))) ps. yep been inhaling n holdin that shit in for hours...hahahahaa... might as well inhale bc the dam world is going up in smoke... lol keep in touch... punk...dorkwad! *mar* ♥
Motts, it's been a long time. Your pics and videos lead me to believe you are on a lifetime vacay.? Cool, but will you be bestowing your humor and wit unto the masses anytime soon, or again at least. I hate Myspace, you should get on FB.
Hey motts baby!!! How's it goin? Hope all is good with you, jenn and the fam. So I was thinking...since Justice got the boot maybe you and Justice can get together with your own morning show?!?!? Although I (like others) get pissed at what Justice has to say, we are addicted to know what will be next coming out of his mouth..and you, well YOU ROCK and make us laugh. Food for thought my friend....
mottssss my boy!!! where ya been??? not online for a few days... so what are ya havin a party n livin la vita loca... hmmmm maybe ur thinkin its the same day as the party began.. or maybe ur in lala land in hawainn ryan world...hahaha ummm anyway hope all is well
news for philly...the latest... CHIO FUCKED UP AGAIN... JUSTICE IS GONE :( :( :( SOOO YEA THE SHOW TOTALLY BLOWS.. EXCUSE THE FRENCH... BUT YEA WHAT A FUCKEN JOKE... TO BE SOO DIRTY TO NOT ONLY U BUT J TOO!!! IM SOO SAD...PISSED...I HATE WIRED...CHIO IN THE MORN SUCKS WHATS CHIO IN THE MORN W/O YOU N JUSTICE??? TO ME ITS DEAD... THE SHOW TRULY DONT EXIST ANYMORE U AND HE WERE THE WHOLE SHOW THE REASON WHY I LISTENED EVERY MORNING THEN WHEN U LEFT N NOT A WORD WAS SAID ABOUT YOU ...I LOST RESPECT!!! BUT LISTENED A FEW TIMES AFTER U LEFT SOOO NOW THAT U N J ARE GONE.. THAT UGLY SHOW SUCKS AND WIRED SITE LOOKS SOOO UGLY W/O YOU N J EVEN THO IT LOOKED BAD WHEN U LEFT J KEPT IT LOOKIN GOOD! BUT NOW ITS HORRIFYING :( GN MAKES IT PRETTY THO... THANK GOD FOR HER!!!
ANYWAY RYAN... I SO WISH U N J WOULD GET UR OWN SHOW!!! I STILL MISS U TERRIBLY MY BOY N NOW J TOO!!! :( WOW THEY FUKED UP BIG TIME... soo yep there's the scoop... no good bastads at wired... yea chio himself... the idiot!!! wow... sorry for goin on n on.. but its makin me SO SICK N YEA I GUESS I LUV CHIO BUT BAD MOVE HE MADE HES A JOKE ANYMORE THE ASSHOLE!!!
LUV U MOTTS... N JENN TOO... OOOPS CANT FORGET MATTI :) *MARR* PS: UMMM..THANKS 4 LETTING ME WRITE MY JOURNAL ON UR PAGE AHAAHAAHAHAHAHAAA :) UR THE BEST OF THE BEST XO
Hey Broseph, I assume you have already heard but WIRED got rid of Justice the other day. Too bad they've gotten rid of all the good personalities on the show. I guess I've got to listen to Danny Bonaduce now, WOOHOO. Anyway, hope you're doing good brother and always stay true.
Hey Ryan! Listen buddy... I know tomorrow.. Jan 26th is an awful day for u.. I remember ur mom passed on that day I never forget dates and things like that.. especially when my FRIENDS go thru hurt Its also 10 months since my daddy passed away! Ryan it truly takes my breath away when I think of him Life will NEVER be the same for me I also lost my momm when I was 19.. SO i kno the hurt u feel but remember shes never gona leave ur side Shes ALWAYS with u.. every step of the way take good carw of urself.. and DONT STOP BELIEVING my friend I AM ALWAYS HERE FOR YOU Much love to u... *Marlo*
PS: do something in HONOR of her and ur memories today
motts mania!!! :) how's my boyyy? hope ur as wacky as ever...then I kno ur doin ok if insaneness don't exist in motts world then there's a problem ahahahahahaaa
soooo on to the wonderful new::: the ugly no good eagles KILLED ME AGAIN THEY RIPPED MY HEART...I BLEED GREEN N IM LEAKIN LIKE SIVVV BC OF THEM LOLLLL so yea same ole fockin shit w philly..only difference is... this year I TRULY congratulate them on their 100,099,999,999,777 LOSS... HAHAHAHAHAAA MOTHA FUCKERZZZ :/
so that's my story n I'm stickin to it!!! :) have a great weekend..lite a hawaiian bud 4me and ill do the same except its not like ur dorkwad *budz-sca-doodles* :) as always tell jenn hello.. give her hugs n giva bark 2 mattie... :) byeeee motts...hawaiian ryan *mar mahley* 8-)
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i am mash up.
i am paper mached from everyone i have ever loved, hated.
i am every 80’s sitcom theme song, sung with all my might.
i am fortune cookie with infinite long message in every language
[including sign and pig latin].
i am brothers.
i am best friends.
i am Hawaii.
i am HI.
i am holy shit.
i am bitch better have my money.
i am Eddie Murphy delirious and Kalapana hurt.
i am Miles of Davis.
i am solo.
i am duet.
i am legion.
i am legend.
i am sam.
i am.
i aint.
i am the sheriff who shot himself.
i am george of the jungle minus both george and the jungle.
i am lover of getting to 3rd base in church whilst reading Salman Rushdie.
i am 8 balls.
i am pinata being smashed by dyslexic children with oragami hats.
i am nutter butters with soy milk and apostrophes.
i am slave.
i am master.
i am George Clinton’s hair.
i am Hillary Clinton’s balls.
i am Timothy Leary’s acidity.
i am life extension.
i am on the other side of the wardrobe.
i am the wardrobe.
i am 1984.
i am 2001 space odyssey.
i am 2012: the end of Mayan civilization.
i am b.c.
i am tomorrow.
i am all my troubles seem so far away.
i am you might get run over or you might get shot.
i am secret lovers.
i am hold me now.
i am everything is gonna be alright.
i am phantom arm with sequenced glove and leprosy.
i am never done editing.
i am one long sentence of brevity.
i am white rabbit.
i am green m&m’s.
..
i am blue.
i am read.
i am fshtykliljsnj [thyur nnhgitkk]
i am eye.
i am vanilla sky.
i am pumpkin pie ala moana.
i am mexican jesus.
i am closed captioned for the fearing impaired.
i am Schrödinger’s cat.
i am Schrödinger’s cat.
I am ö.
i am [ ].
i am !!!
i am *
i am $$$
I AM CAPSLOCK.
i am the 3 wise men siamesing each other at the pre-frontal cortex.
i am am i?
i am standing room only.
i am two silver spoons together.
i am different stokes.
i am home.
i am Kevlar.
i am cancer support group.
i am death valley.
i am mama se mama sa mama coo sa.
i am rock and roll.
i am another dime in the jukebox baby.
i am beat street, the king of the beat.
i am Cain and unable.
i am 8 of the 7 seas.
i am time share.
i am the easter bunny with a tatoo of naked mother mary smoking a carrot with her legs spread.
i am every laugh.
i am every penis [with woman envy].
i am silver surfing my self.
i am done.
i am not I am.
i am all pau.
