Ryland, you are my idol when it comes to being awesome. I mean, how do you do it ? You're in two of the most amazing bands EVER, you look astonishing in tight pants, and you live a double life as Guy Ripley. You fool basically every teenie bopper fangirl in the world ! Are you that man from Cobra Starship, or the tall, handsome, Guy Ripley ? THEY WILL NEVER KNOW ! Seriously, what are your secrets ?!
you're going to laugh really hard at this...or no you're probably just going to be grossed out, but its funny
the other night I had a dream that my friend was talking to you about how her retainer broke (gross I know) and then you were like “well I still have my old one, it might fit you” So she tried it on. YOUR RETAINER. I was so grossed out. Like what the actual heck?
I don't even know if you ever had one. But in my dream you did.
Cobra Starship is an amazing band. I just know that you guys are going to make it big. I've been following you guys since the beginning, and it's been an amazing ride.