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Rylee Newton
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		Female 79 years old Diapertown United States Last Login: 12/21/2009
Mood: cultured
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www.myspace.com/ryleenewton

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TV Shows	Premium Blend, Jimmy Kimmel Live

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Status:	Single
Body type:	5' 8"
Zodiac Sign:	Leo
Occupation:	Loafer

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"The Remedy" at The Fez	May 19 2009 8:19 AM *Thanks for being our friend!* Come out and just enjoy the show, or jump in and participate (liquid courage available at the bar!). Do you or your friends have something to share with us?
Ed Forman	May 19 2009 7:35 AM LADIES...run, come quick... Fellas...we know you're gonna do the same and join us at... The Ed Forman Show, with ME! ED FORMAN! -Womens EDpowerment EDition- TUESDAY - 5/19 9PM @ DANTES -No Cover- Featuring a litany of empowered female guests... ...including my very first female co-host, MaRollin Monroe from The Rose City Rollers. ... interviews with The Barber Babes (voted Best Haircut for the Horny by the WW)... ...and with entrepreneur and owner of The G-Spot Clubs (private lingerie modeling) Sheena... Plus music from Painted Ladies (a new group featuring GenLdick & Doug Hoffman from Massive Moth). And of course plenty of interactive and enriching comedy from the one-and-only: ED FORMAN! Join us at The Ed Forman Show! The women will be EDpowered and youll be EDticed!!!
Mikey McKernan	May 13 2009 7:40 PM portland. thanks for clicking.
christian	Apr 28 2009 8:34 AM so i hear you hate cats. should that have been a question? i'll try it on facebook
Mikey McKernan	Feb 9 2009 6:49 PM thanks for clicking. dont tell your friends.
HolLi	Nov 27 2008 12:14 AM
HolLi	Nov 21 2008 5:36 PM "KNOW LAUGHING MATTER" LOVES YOUR GIANT MAN HANDS FOREVER! THANKS FOR SHARING YOUR SKILLS MADAME GRANDMA.
HolLi	Nov 11 2008 6:07 PM PS, DON'T SHIT THE BED UP THERE... TAKE NO PRISONERS.
HolLi	Oct 8 2008 7:45 PM TRICYCLE
HolLi	Sep 23 2008 11:54 PM FIG, ISAAC, ... ...UH FIG FOR SURE
April Richardson	Sep 11 2008 5:14 PM Wait, you don't mean forever, right?
April Richardson	Sep 11 2008 5:05 PM Where you been the past couple weeks, huh?
Veronica Heath	Aug 28 2008 9:13 PM I'll miss you in Seattle, have fun!!! I'll be glad to see you soon. Nothing has changed...except for you not being around, I mean.
jesse alison, sleeping baby	Aug 12 2008 2:27 AM productive n' shit?
Veronica Heath	Aug 7 2008 11:00 PM I miss you already! God, I'm needy.
Nathan Brannon ~ Joke Dispenser	Jul 15 2008 6:55 AM nice job, kid
Veronica Heath	Jul 14 2008 5:48 PM I blame the audience, too.
Veronica Heath	Jul 2 2008 5:48 PM Hi I miss you hang out with me soon. That is all. xo (platonic only)
HolLi	Jun 30 2008 2:16 AM Would you like to start an all girl rap group that only does covers of 2 live crew jams? We'd be good at it I'm certain.
Paul Merrill	Jun 19 2008 4:37 PM Strangely enough, I've never been to Diapertown.
Veronica Heath	Jun 18 2008 5:13 PM Oh how I adore thee. Sandwiches and boobs, Veronica
The Dan Cossette	May 24 2008 12:06 AM Satan loves you.
Veronica Heath	May 22 2008 12:00 AM Oh Rylee Newton. That's all.
jesse alison, sleeping baby	Apr 15 2008 8:26 AM your butt makes a train whistle noise. tonight. applebee's. no breast feeding you matronly thing you.
Veronica Heath	Apr 7 2008 6:27 PM Hey.hey.hey...clap if you're listening.

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