(Ryun) The Suicide Kid
"Material things can fill up a space, but never a soul. (That's assuming, of course, that you have a soul in the first place. There are plenty of people out there who don't.)"

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Tralfamadore,
Mongolia



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    (Ryun) The Suicide Kid's Interests
Generalcreativity. WORDS and language (philology). IdeaS. Literature. travel, experience. revolt. original comedy. twilight. sex. life and love and death. cats. benevolent inebriation. listening to music while in motion. owls. looking for God in a rotted old door. helping old chickens across the road. http://www.editred.com/thesuicidekid:

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MusicRadiohead. Bright Eyes. Wilco. The Shins. Dinosaur Jr. Handel. Rilo Kiley. Arcade Fire. Iron and Wine. Killah Priest. Mahler. Poor Richard and the Almanacs. The Velvet Underground. Nellie McKay. DJ Mista Fire. Muse. My Morning Jacket. Tool. Ween. Built To Spill. The Roots. GZA. Lizst. Leonard Cohen. Elliott Smith. Sigur Ros. Cat Stevens. DJ Shadow. Calexico. Jane's Addiction. Siebelius. Sam Cooke. Cat Power. Modest Mouse. Bach. Clap Your Hands Say Yeah. Kimya Dawson. Seabear. Old Dirty Bastard. Led Zeppelin. M. Ward. Cursive. Wilson Pickett. Blonde Redhead. Jeremy Fisher. Ugly Cassanova. Thom Yorke. Orf. Azure Ray. D.V.D.A. Jenny Lewis and the Watson Twins. Chopin. Melvins. Orenda Fink. Rabbit In The Moon. Imogen Heap. Basehead. The Mountain Goats. Otis Redding. Belle and Sebastian. Postal Service. Ella Fitzgerald. Pixies. Mogwai. Aimee Mann. Dan Bern. Mos Def. Bob Dylan. Porno For Pyros. Eels. Grieg. The Cloud Room. Ray Charles. Placebo. Feist. Grandaddy. Mozart. Panic! At The Disco. The Cure. RZA. John Prine. The Flaming Lips. Pink Floyd. Beethoven. Miles Davis. De La Soul. They Might Be Giants. Julee Cruise. Angelo Badalamenti. Her Space Holiday. Johnny Cash. Broken Social Scene. Debussy. Eisley. The Orb. Satellite Party. The White Stripes. David Gray. Willie Nelson. Death Cab For Cutie. Hieroglyphics. The Beatles. Sia. Pinback. The Concretes. The Rolling Stones. Magnetic Fields. Plus/ Minus. Schubert. Black Rebel Motorcycle Club. Wu-Tang Clan. Frou Frou. Wolfmother. The Boy Least Likely To. The Doors. Black Heart Procession. Josh Ritter. Kenny Cotich. Friends Of The Jitney. Tom Waits. Man Man. Godspeed You! Black Emperor. The Brian Jonestown Massacre. Jens Lekman. Frank Sinatra. Okkervil River. Pond Water Experiment. Art In Manila. Mars Volta. Starlight Mints. The Fratellis. Valente. The National. MGMT. Louis Armstrong. The Everyday Visuals. The New Pornographers. Knife Crazy. Manchester Orchestra. The Heart Strings. Elvis Perkins In Dearland. She and Him. The Welfare Poets. ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead.
MoviesBarfly. Brazil. Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas. 12 Monkeys. Annie Hall. Manhattan. Crimes And Misdemeanors. Love and Death. Deconstructing Harry. Amelie. City Of Lost Children. Inland Empire. Mulholland Drive. Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me. Wild At Heart. Blue Velvet. Eraserhead. American Beauty. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. 2001: A Space Odyssey. Dead Man. Slam. Groundhog Day. Garden State. The Deer Hunter. Drugstore Cowboy. Trainspotting. Monty Python's The Life Of Brian. Monty Python's The Meaning Of Life. L.A. Story. Being John Malcovich. Adaptation. Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind. Man Bites Dog. Magnolia. Punch-Drunk Love. There Will Be Blood. Wet Hot American Summer. Rushmore. The Royal Tenenbaums. The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou. The Darjeeling Limited. Pi. Farenheit 451. Manufacturing Consent. The Fox And The Hound. The Godfather. Pollock. Leon. Waking Life. Bill Hicks Live. What Happened To Kerouac? Raising Arizona. Barton Fink. Miller's Crossing. The Big Lebowski. O Brother, Where Art Thou?. The Man Who Wasn't There. No Country For Old Men. I Heart Huckabees. Team America: World Police. Fight Club. Shawn Of The Dead. Hot Fuzz. Juno. Born Into This. Harold and Maude. Sicko.
TelevisionTwin Peaks. It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Breaking Bad. Monty Python's Flying Circus. The Daily Show. The Colbert Report. Frontline. The Simpsons. Law And Order. Nova. The Riches. South Park. M*A*S*H. Mystery Science Theater 3000. Black Books. Jeopardy. The Universe. (History and Discovery, A&E channels). BBC World News. Never Ask Permission.
BooksJourney To The End Of The Night; Death On The Installment Plan by Louis-Ferdinand Celine. The Catcher In The Rye; Franny And Zooey; Seymore: An Introduction and Raise High The Roofbeam, Carpenters by J.D. Salinger. The Roominghouse Madrigals; Burning In Water Drowning In Flame; The Days Run Away Like Wild Horses Over The Hills; Play The Piano Drunk Like A Percussion Instrument Until The Fingers Begin To Bleed A Bit; You Get So Alone At Times That It Just Makes Sense; Love Is A Dog From Hell; War All The Time; The Last Night Of The Earth Poems; Betting On The Muse; Bone Palace Ballet; Post Office; Factotum; Women; Hollywood; Ham On Rye; Erections, Ejaculations, And General Tales Of Ordinary Madness; South Of No North; Hot Water Music by Charles Bukowski. The Tao Te Ching by Lao-Tsu. The Pill Versus The Springhill Mine Disaster; In Watermelon Sugar by Richard Brautigan. Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson. Siddhartha; Steppenwolf by Hermann Hesse. What We Say Goes by Noam Chomsky. Miss Wyoming; All Families Are Psychotic by Douglas Coupland. The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho. Junky by William S. Burroughs. The Wonderful O by James Thurber. One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest; Sometimes A Great Notion by Ken Kesey. On The Road; The Subterraneans; Visions Of Gerard; The Dharma Bums; Desolation Angels; Tristessa; Big Sur by Jack Kerouac. The Selected Poetry of Robinson Jeffers. Howl and other poems by Allen Ginsberg. 100 Selected Poems by e.e. cummings. The Portable William Blake. The Essential Rumi. The Complete Poetry of Cesar Vallejo. Oh, The Places You'll Go by Dr. Seuss. Invisible Monsters; Choke; Lullaby; Haunted; Rant by Chuck Palahniuk. Brave New World; The Doors Of Perception by Aldous Huxley. Notes From The Underground by Fyodor Dostoyevsky. Locked In The Arms Of A Crazy Life by Howard Sounes. Memory Babe by Gerald Nicosia. Lennon by Ray Coleman. Stupid White Men by Michael Moore. Another Roadside Attraction; Even Cowgirls Get The Blues; Still Life With Woodpecker; Jitterbug Perfume; Skinny Legs And All; Fierce Invalids Home From Hot Climates; Villa Incognito; Wild Ducks Flying Backward by Tom Robbins. Player Piano; The Sirens Of Titan; Cat's Cradle; God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater; Slaughterhouse Five; Wampeters, Foma, and Granfalloons; Breakfast Of Champions; Galapagos; Bluebeard; Timequake; A Man Without A Country by Kurt Vonnegut. The Complete Works of Oscar Wilde. The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka. Ask The Dust by John Fante. The Heart Is A Lonely Hunter by Carson McCullers. Animal Farm; 1984 by George Orwell. Beyond Good and Evil by Friedrich Nietzsche. The World As Will And Representation by Arthur Schopenhauer. the poetry of Sara Fitzpatrick. House Of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski. A Confederacy Of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole. All The Pretty Horses by Cormac McCarthy. The Plot Against America by Philip Roth. The Stranger; The Plague by Albert Camus. A Season In Hell; The Drunken Boat by Arthur Rimbaud. The Flowers Of Evil by Charles Baudelaire.
HeroesKermit the Frog. & Mr. Charles Bukowski: & Mr. Kurt Vonnegut: & Mr. Jack Kerouac: & Mr. Tom Robbins: & Mr. Bill Hicks: & the boys from Monty Python:

     (Ryun) The Suicide Kid's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Fort Myers, FL
Body type:5' 9" / Average
Religion:Taoist
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:Some college
Occupation:writer

   (Ryun) The Suicide Kid's Schools
New Directions Center
Fort Myers, FL
Graduated: N/A
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Malfunction
Minor: E
Clubs: The Cen-Ten-Oo
 

1994 to 1996
Mariner High School
Cape Coral, FL
Graduated: N/A
Clubs: The Bell Tower Possee
 

1992 to 1994

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(Ryun) The Suicide Kid : September 25, 1978-December 21, 2012

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About me:
writer. musician. drunk. lonesome traveler. AGENT. et cetera. member of the People Who Hate People party. author of "1,001 Things To Do When You Can't Think Of Anything To Do and Need To Take Orders From A Poorly-Written Book"...the suicide kid goes to town...what a bastard. ..This profile was edited with Edit Your MySpace
Who I'd like to meet:
(Readers and artists, those are my kind--got no time for hooligans.) Kurt Vonnegut. Chuck Palahniuk. Soren Kierkegaard. Jon Stewart. Diablo Cody. Andrei Codrescu. Eddie Izzard. John Lennon. David Lynch. Natalie Portman. Tom Robbins. Steve Martin. Noam Chomsky. Joel and Ethan Coen. Stephen Colbert. Cesar Vallejo. Thom Yorke. Zach Galifianakis. Fyodor Dostoevsky. Zooey Deschanel. Bill Hicks. Jenny Lewis. Cormac McCarthy. William Blake. Jesus Christ, that I might be the first to apologize to him for Christianity. A body comin' through the rye. A girl who reads, can hold her liquor and doesn't act like a mental patient. You, maybe. And Ashlynn Brooke.

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Meredith





Jul 6 2008 4:15 PM

Thank for comming! come over any time ryun, you how we roll!
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Jul 4 2008 3:24 PM

Honestly, when it comes to Mike's run, this is the best one they did; "Space Mutiny"...this illustrates one of the reasons why...

"Bob Johnson!..no...wait..."

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Jul 4 2008 3:18 PM

"Pardonnez-moi! *sob* Pardonnez-moi!"

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Jul 4 2008 3:13 PM

"I'll make all o' your enemies die for their sins an' I'll love ya 'til movie sign..."

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Jul 3 2008 11:39 AM

fukr i said NEXT week! and friday (the 11th) would be fine...LOL
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Jul 3 2008 8:43 AM

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Jul 2 2008 2:03 PM

That clip made my shitty day much better.
Thanks
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Jul 2 2008 1:59 AM

Dearest Ryun, I cannot begin to express to you the gratitude I feel for your feedback. Not only did you take the time to read my poetry, but you also dissected it, and I know you felt it. If I could choose only one person to read what I write for the rest of my life, it would most definitely be you. Oh and check your email, I believe Emily’s fingers have finally made contact with the keyboard :D

I love you <3
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Jul 1 2008 11:44 AM

when did you move to mongolia?
cocktails : next week?
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Jun 30 2008 4:33 AM

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Jun 29 2008 7:46 PM


Your Lord & Master thanks you from the bottom of his black heart for your warm holiday wishes. The Church has declared an official Holiday in your name in honor of your kindness.
C.K.
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Jun 29 2008 5:18 PM

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Jun 26 2008 4:37 PM

It's summer time, Stay hydrated!
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Jun 26 2008 2:45 PM

OMG!
I thought Scientology was a crock!

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