x
tight pants.
unkempt hair.
fire.
sleep deprivation.
math rock / mathcore.
brazil.
individualism.
blood.
y
conformity.
new-age portmanteaus.
vulgarisms for the female genetalia.
ads.
tourists.
nike.
acronyms.
france.
asymmetry.
old people who aren't from australia.
country music.
psychological addiction.
people who clearly aren't from texas but wear cowboy hats.
internet explorer.
singers who shamelessly overdub their vocals [yes, gerard way, i'm talking about you.]
z
horses.
spiders.
barbwire.
old age.
losing my eyes.
infestation.
bacteria.
sorry the text moves so fast. i fixed it in a later version. i guess just try to keep up.
Akira
... And Now for Something Completely Different
Bandits
banlieue 13 (aka District B13)
Better Off Dead
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey
Blow
Boondock Saints
The Boston Strangler
Cadillac Man
Casablanca
Casino Royale
Cold Dog Soup
Cowboy Bebop
Donnie Darko
Fight Club
A Fish Called Wanda
The Game
Ghost World
Harold and Maude
The Italian Job (2003)
Jacob's Ladder
Jin-Rô
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
The Matrix
Meet the Parents
Midnight Run
Mischief
No Country For Old Men
Noel
Ocean's 11 (2001)
Pulp Fiction
The Royal Tenenbaums
The Sandlot
Shangai Noon
The Simpsons
Snatch.
So I Married an Axe Murderer
Stripes
Supercop
Trainspotting
The Triplets of Belleville
V for Vendetta
Wayne's World
White Oleander
You Got Served
Zoolander
Television
21 Jump Street
Animaniacs
Arrested Development
Chapelle's Show
The Colbert Report
Cowboy Bebop
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart ('Trendspotting' lol)
Freakazoid
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Late Night with Conan O'Brien
Lost
Miami Vice
Monty Python's Flying Circus
The Office
Prison Break
Seinfeld
The Simpsons
The Soup (yeah, it's lame but i can't help but crack up. "hey kid, you know how to read a teleprompter?")
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles [1987.]
Books
the Bible.
1984.
america: the book.
the wind in the willows.
nothing else comes immediately to mind. <
Heroes
"You used to work at All-American Burger!"
Jesus Christ, Rodney Mullen, David Belle
Eric Idle
John Cleese (Mr. Hilter)
DEFINITELY mike myers. the Wayne's World guy, not the Halloween guy.
Jack Nicholson. NOBODY plays crazy better than the Jack. NOBODY.
if you say christopher Walken, i will rend your liver.
Romans 12:2.
And do not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind, that you may prove what is that good and acceptable and perfect will of God.
see? even the Bible says not to be a conformist.
hi there. (:
i'm andrew. i'm a christian. although i'm not quite as hxc as i'd like to be. don't worry, i'm not blaming you. this is on me.
i'm kind of bad at expressing affection. but when i do, i probably go overboard. so don't be offended if i don't warm up to you immediately.
of horse, there's always the possibility that i just don't like you.
i'd like to think i'm pretty easy to get along with; however, i've noticed that my personality seems to clash with a large majority of the population.
i do my best to be open-minded about stuff. i have a sort of intolerance against racism, closed-mindedness, people with horrendous taste in music, and those that think family guy is better than the simpsons. hey, maybe that's dumb to you, but it actually can say a lot about someone's personality.
and don't press your beliefs on me. i don't do it to you. if you want to hate me because i smoke [i quit] or i don't like football, then feel free to piss off. maybe you need a new friend.
OH!! and if you don't have a sense of humour, then you're a dumb and crappy person, and we aren't going to get along any. <3
need i say more?
forevar.
Who I'd like to meet: a girl who smokes camel filters.
someone who's down to burn one in a cornfield.
someone who doesn't mind that i've got my priorities in life fucked up.
if you're willing to hop a train, scale a water tower, or just drive to kentucky and back because it's your day off and why the hell not?
... let me know.
Nice! I am still in Dahlonega, however, not rocking much of anything. I hate it here. I can't wait to graduate...next May. haha It can't come soon enough!