TV ShowsMuch Music's Video On Trial, ABC Family's Switched, CBC's Smart Ask, CBC Newsworld's The Hour, CTV's Comedy NOW!, TVO's Second Opinion, City Tv's Star TV, YTV's System Crash, Sun TV's Toronto Laughs...
FilmsLifetime's Mom At Sixteen (where i played a pregnant teen who couldn't narrow the father down to less than 3 dudes (i play a great whore)) and Some Indie Movie (i forgot the title (i basically dressed up like a conservative muslim and got the shit beaten out of me every take for about 8 hours)
BioBorn in the butt-crack middle of the 1980’s, she has taken the comedy world by storm... and is working on creating at least a heavy wind on the rest of the planet. Since she set foot on the Yuk Yuk’s stage for the first time at 16, she has been the youngest stand-up ever added to their professional roster. She later broke Mike Meyer’s record for being the youngest artist hired by Second City. She has performed at the Just For Laughs Festival, recorded a Comedy NOW special for CTV and has toured across North America. The girl’s had leading roles in CBC’s Smart Ask and Toronto One’s, The Toronto Show and, now that both show’s got pulled, is proud to be studying Radio and Television at Ryerson University . Balancing her school with stand-up, Sabrina has joined the award winning American based comedy tour Allah Made Me Funny in Toronto, Vancouver and Chicago. She recently shot her first film, playing the pregnant Sarah, in Lifetime’s Mom At 16. Her comedy has landed her a leading role on Much Music’s Video On Trial as well as many appearances on CBC Newsworld’s The Hour. Sabrina has also branched out into the wonderful world of writing and is writing television shorts for The Comedy Network, CBC Radio and is a regular contributor for The Toronto Star’s ID Section. If all goes carefully craftily as planned, Sabrina should cause the biggest stir ever to hit the world... or become washed-up and bitter by the age of 25.
Darlene Poo Poo Huynh.
Dem Bitches That Got The Vote.
About me:.. SABRINA JALEES (me) WRITES A HILARIOUS COLUMN EVERY TUESDAY IN THE TORONTO STAR'S (www.thestar.com available free online) ID SECTION!!! ALSO SHE STARS ON MUCH MUSIC'S VIDEO ON TRIAL!!! ALSO SHE WORKS ON CBC RADIO'S GO!
I do stand-up comedy. I also audition for Tim Horton's commercials. I also have some great friends. I also have some friends who i'm all like, "you're great" to their face but once they leave the room i rip on 'em (hard). I also have friends who pretend not to want my friendship but secretly stare at me through my window while i'm sleeping (they're names rhyme with Mangelina Polie and Teminem). I've got a mom who looks like my elderly, swiss, lesbian lover when we hold hands in public. I've got a father who sometimes reminds me of a pakistani willy loman. I have a brother whose expected value in the commerce world is estimated at 3 billion dollars. I've got dozens of cousins and even more aunties and uncles who, if a montage of my life were ever presented to them, would be estimated to shit and barf at the same time. Who are you?
Who I'd like to meet:..Sarah Silverman. Now or later. Preferrably now.
Nikki Glaser. August in New York (...not to be confused with Autumn in New York...the movie in which Winnona Ryder is killed slowly by a disease (which she stole))
- Status: Swinger
- Hometown: Toronto
- Religion: Wiccan
- Zodiac Sign: Aries
- Children: Proud parent
- Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
- Education: In college
- Income: $250,000 and Higher
General..Comedic things. Deep things. Things that make you laugh and then go "hmmm. Society."
Books..If Ellen Degeneres wrote it, i read it. Don't mean to brag. (yes i do)
HeroesHelen Keller. Please, don't even pretend you'd leave your house if you couldn't see, feel, touch, taste, eat, smell, think, breathe, fart.
Mae Martin (yes, my friend DOES love me enough to get my signature tatooed to her leg).