In my film The Glamorous Life of Sachiko Hanai I work as a call girl at an imekura (or sexual role-play club). While waiting for my co-worker, I stumbled upon a secret meeting between North Korean and Middle Eastern spies. Violence broke out, and a stray bullet hit me smack in the center of my forehead, Ouch! Then I found a strange metal can in my pocket. After pushing the bullet deeper inside my head, I was suddenly able to understand foreign languages and solve complex mathematic formulas. Then I found out that the cylinder I picked up happened to contain the finger of the American President, George W. Bush, ewwww, gross. His fingerprint is capable of unleashing a devastating nuclear apocalypse across the world. Will this call girl turn genius be able to stop the world’s mass destruction or will it be left to the finger! Watch my movie to find out. Also, I get crazy naked.
Let me introduce this wonderful young lady to you!!! She has been doing some very artful and unique papercuts and I want you all to take a look at it! The first link will be her homepage on flickr where you can take a look at all the work she has done so far and the second is her page at etsy.
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a cop pulled a manover for weaving across two lanes of traffic, he walked up to the driver's window and asked, you drinkin? "that depends,"the driver said. you buyin?
tony blair was invited to an audience with the pope, but found that it conflited with a meeting he had previously arranged with president bush. which one do you think i should go to? blair asked his adviser. dfinitely the pope, sir, the adviser replied. he'll only expect you to kiss his hand.
an african-american freshman was walking across the harvard quad. he noticed an upperclassman and called out, hey, man, where's the the lidrary at? excuse me, the stodgy upperclassman snapped. this is harvard university. here we end neither our sentences nor questions with prepositions. i can dig that, the street-wise freshman huffed. so where's the library at, motherfucker?!
Nice press in the Japan Times. I hope you saw it. http://search. japantimes. co. jp/cgi-bin/ff20080403r1. html This is the link if you haven't. Way to go. I see you haven't been here on this space for a while but your friends might be curious. Cheers.
