A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy a half head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter.
Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager, "Some asshole wants to buy a half head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half."
yo heard your gonna be in town on saturday i get off at like 11 and then will try to make it over to blue lamp. Im going to be in portland the first week of august
so you're in portland...and i'm in portland. i'm here for a month before anyone else moves up. and i didnt get into school so i have nothing but time. i live in ne..lets go drink whiskey!
