We are the lookalikes. One ex-dictator and his lookalikes. But for security reasons we can't tell you which is the real dictator and which are the lookalikes. We also can't tell you which country I am ex-dictator of. But it was a big one and it had lots of oil in it. That was bad time in my life, drinking, drugs... But for past 6 months, Betty Ford's clinic! No more nasty dictator! You looking the new Saddam! Media friendly!
This Saturday, Arseface, come to The Bird's Nest Deptford and watch The Sound of Rum, Monster Bobby, Greatest Hits and DJ Glitter Pony 462 all completely brilliant and 100% FREE!
Maybe see you tonight! TYMON DOGG gig here are details: TYMON DOGG and the QUIKENING this FRIDAY 25th January 2008 at The Half Moon, 10 Half Moon Lane, London SE24 (nrst tube Brixton) support from GERTRUDE (all girl 'post-punks'), Mr Irvine and Planetzim. 8 - 1am. £7 or £6 in advance from www.wegottickets.com.
