Jonathan Clark

About me:

I am (at the time of writing) 18 years old, check the birthday and do the appropriate maths to check and let me know if i wrong. Yes i did say mathS because i am from merry old England and i am a hard working merry Englishman; more specifically a merry Yorkshireman, for those of ye that are wise in the ways of geography. Yorkshire is the best place in the world which unfortunately doesnt recieve weather suitable to its station, althought once you learn to live with the rain its very pretty. As a 18 year old Englishman, Im fully able to both drink and drive... enough said. I have spent far too much of my life in Wales, and although you may be led into thinking that this entails living in Wales at some point, perhaps for many years, you would be wrong. The elapsed time has been spent only on short holidays, weekend breaks and hiking expeditions. Some of these i will freely admit were quite enjoyable but the stigma attatched to the country as a whole leads me to feel that i could have gone to Scotland instead, or perhaps Burkina Faso. This is all elementary my dear Watson, however you are not a lima bean. Please remove the lime from your head and go about your business.