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Laura's Interests
General
Carmine Giovinazzo, Scott Baio, Christian Slater, Diego Luna, Richard Grieco, Micheal J. Fox, Bad Kareoke, Dollz, Photo Manipulation, Tarot, Crystals and Runes, Dream Interpretation
Blends 2002 - 2007
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The List - Rules For Life
I've just found this hidden away on my computer - I started writing this when I was thirteen or fourteen but edited it down over the past few years. It's basically a selection of personal beliefs and a few that have been picked up along the way from a couple of movies. I didn't even think I had it anymore. There's some pretty silly things on here if I do say so myself!
• Insist upon yourself, never imitate
• Never make a complicated thing simple or a simple thing complicated
• Be the best that you can be
• Abide by the rules of love
• Look out for family
• Look out for friends
• Lose one friend, lose all friends, lose yourself
• Forgive, but never forget
• Eat from the main food groups
• Exercise
• Clean where it doesn’t show
• Character is what you are in the dark
• Wear white at night
• Never do anything with the soul intent to hurt anyone
• Rise above those who put you down
• Life’s answers can be found in almost all movies
• Life is art imitating life
• The way forward is sometimes the way back
• Keep friends close, but keep your enemies even closer
• Heaven and Hell is what you make of your life
• Sometimes you have to make your own destiny
• Anger is the insulation we wrap around ourselves
• Never deny your inner child
• Harness the good energy, block the bad
• Larger than life is just the right size
• Ignore adversity
• Let good thoughts be your sword and shield
• Partners come and go, but friends are there forever
• Have an outrageous outlook
• You can have it all
• No one is so rich to throw away a friend
Music
General: RnB, Dance and Hardcore, 80's, 90's, Rock
Solo Artists: Robbie Williams, Raghav, Joss Stone, Alexia, Coyote Shivers, Bonnie Tyler, Meatloaf, Regina Spektor, Kelly Clarkson, Gwen Stefani, Michael Jackson, James Morrison, Michael Bolton, Toni Braxton, Jason Mraz, Lucie Silvas, Kylie, Jason Donovan, Bryan Adams, Jamelia, Billy Joel, Phil Collins, Stevie Nicks, Cher, Madonna, Mariah Carey, Usher, Craig David
Bands: 112, Next, Squeeze, Take That, The Fugees, Limp Bizkit, Bon Jovi, Aerosmith, R.E.M, The Pussycat Dolls, With Broken Wings, Bloodhound Gang, N.E.R.D, Girls Aloud, Fall Out Boy, Fountains of Wayne
Movies
80's: The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Footloose, Flashdance, Weird Science, Pretty in Pink, The Secret of My Success, Ghostbusters, Ghostbusters 2, Gremlins, Gremlins 2, Back to the Future Trilogy, Karate Kid Trilogy, Cocktail, Top Gun, Can't Buy Me Love, Willow, The Princess Bride
Comedy/RomCom: Drop Dead Fred, Empire Records, Monty Python's Life of Brian, Monty Python's Meaning Of Life, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Can't Hardly Wait, Love Actually, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, The Hot Chick, Benchwarmers, Bulletproof, 8 Crazy Nights, Get Over It, Bring It On, Bring It On Again, Bring It On: All Or Nothing, The Sweetest Thing, Romy and Michele's High School Reunion, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, The Girl Next Door
Comic Book/Action/Adventure: X-Men Trilogy, Spiderman Trilogy, Pirates Of The Carribean Trilogy, Terminator, Terminator 2, True Lies, The League Of Extraordinary Gentleman, Hellboy, Dare Devil, Elecktra, Enter The Dragon, Big Boss
Musicals: Grease, Grease 2, Fame, The Sound Of Music, Calamity Jane, Carousel, High School Musical, High School Musical 2: Sing All or Nothing
Disney/Animated: Aladdin, The Little Mermaid, Mary Poppins, Pete's Dragon, Bedknobs and Broomsticks, The Mighty Ducks Trilogy, The BFG, The Magic Roundabout, Spirited Away, Happy Feet, Flushed Away, The Beauty and The Beast, Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, Hocus Pocus
Classics: Harvey, It's A Wonderful Life, Breakfast At Tiffanys, Barefoot In The Park, Move Over Darling, Rear Window, The Birds
Drama: The Prestige, Romeo + Juliet, Strictly Ballroom, Paperback Hero
Thrillers: Swordfish, The Mothman Prophesies, Mullholland Drive, Wild At Heart, Tangled
Horror: The Exorsist, Nightmare On Elm Street Saga, Hellraisier, House Of Wax (1969), Dracula, House Of Wax (2004), Thirteen Ghosts, Ghost Ship, Mirror Mirror, John Carpenters Vampires, John Carpenter Presents Vampires Los Muertos, The Omen, Night Of The Living Dead
Television
Drama: CSI:Crime Scene Investigation, CSI:Miami, CSI:NY, Cold Case, Bones, Shark, Killer Instinct, Criminal Minds, Numbers, Law and Order, Law and Order:Criminal Intent, Law and Order:SVU, Law and Order:Trial By Jury, Lost, Prison Break, Vanished, Las Vegas, Dexter, House, TH OC
Fantasy/SCI-FI: Supernatural, Buffy, Angel, Charmed, Relic Hunter, The Outer Limits, X-Files, Ghost Whisperer, Xena: Warrior Princess, Hercules: The Legendary Journey, StarGate SG1, StarGate Atlantis, Star Trek, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Star Trek: Voyager, Star Trek: Enterprise
Comedy: The Simpsons, Ugly Betty, Futurama, King of the Hill, Family Guy, Friends, Will and Grace, Rodney, 8 Simple Rules, Scrubs, Cheers, Happy Days, Joey, The Class, The War At Home
Soaps: Hollyoaks, Neighbours, Doctors
Nostolgia: The Tribe, Cagney and Lacey, Suddenly Susan, Dawsons Creek, Sex and the City, Off Centre, Due South, The Fall Guy, Magnum PI, Knight Rider, The A Team, Airwolf, Baywatch, Ironside, The Rockford Files, Martial Law
Books
Authors/Genres: Marian Keyes, Jenny Colgan, Belinda Jones, Danielle Steel, JK Rowling, Mills and Boon Romance, Thrillers, Factual
Books: Where Rainbows End, The Firm, Written In The Stars, The Da Vinci Code, Angels and Demons, Killing Me Softly, Pride and Prejudice, Wuthering Heights, Emma, The Klone and I, The Pirate, Christmas With Eve, Honeymoon With A Stranger, Restless Nights
Heroes
My mother - cause she's been my rock through the hardest of times
My friends Suzanne and Katie for letting me bend their ears about bloke problems and for giving me advice that I should take but don't
My husband of 50 years - for making me laugh so much and giving me the inspiration to finally do something that I want to do with the rest of my life even though you were totally shocked when you found out! I love ya to bits babe, even when we have the huge massive domestics that we've becomed famed for at work - lol. I hope you get all that your heart desires in your life and I know that you should be very proud of the man you are. You're amazing and I know I tell ya it every time we've had a drink together but you are the cats pajamas and you rock my world x
And finally my newphew Lewis, who lived everyday of his short life in pain but never cried once
What's to say really except that I'm a fun loving 25 year old from East Hull (with no love for any of the city's teams mwhahaha!), who wants to live fast, die young and leave an okay looking corpse. I enjoy pubbing and clubbing and performing exceptionally bad kareoke when extremely drunk and I can probably drink any bloke under the table, lol.
I'm currently dating a wonderful guy called Steve who is the love of my life. We've been together since early Febuary and we're speeding along nicely. We're currently looking for a house together on West Hull. I love him with all my heart and soul and I don't even mind that he's originally from Newcastle (been in Hull since he was 8) and slips into his Toon accent every now and then. I'm even developing an understanding of footie (though I'm not ready to start wearing black and white just yet), now if I could just get him to share my love of girly movies we'll be gravy.
My friends are the also important factor in my life and I would gladly take a bullet a certain few who have been with me through all the good and the bad times -the hysterics, the depression, the drunken maudling, the crying in the middle of town on a saturday night, the trips to hell and back etc -(y'all know who you are), if not die for them. I know that they would do the same for me if ever my life was in danger. I love them all in different ways but my loyalties are the same.
I absolutely hate people that bitch behind other people's backs, backstab to get what they want or spread gossip that isn't true. But it seems to be the norm these days unfortunately. However it gives you the chance to weed out the peeps that you consider to be a frenemy or a true friend.
Other important people in my life are my God Children Ellie-Mae and Corey-John and the child of Satan - I mean Lily-May. I love them all to bits even though they're growing up and often go through those bloody annoying phases of calling me a geek or telling me that they don't like me and I'm not their friend - probably doesn't help that I can wind em up and make em cry (I know I'm nasty).
Yeah so... everything else is covered elsewhere on here... stick a fork in me, I'm done!
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Who I'd like to meet:
My spirit guide, guardian angel and my family who are all on the otherside. I'm looking for answers Goddamnit!
Hair: Natural blond, but chemically enhanced brunette
Distinguishing Marks: Scold scar on left arm and neck, tattoo on right shoulder
Occupation: Beach Bum
Current & Long-term Favourite Actor: Current is definitely Carmine Giovinazzo as he’s a fantastically talented guy, but my long term actor is definitely Adam Sandler – I just love him to bits.
Current & Long-term Favourite Actress: Current is Anne Hathaway, I loved her in The Princess Diaries and Ella Enchanted and she’s just fantastic in The Devil Wears Prada. Long term actress is a toss up between Kirsten Dunst who I’ve loved since Interview with the Vampire or Monica Bellucci – who is just astounding in all of her roles.
Current & Long-term Favourite TV Show: Currently I’m hooked on CSI NY. I'm also very much into Supernatural but long term there’s loads, CSI, CSI Miami, Buffy, Angel, Charmed, Friends, Dawson’s Creek and every now and then when I’m feeling nostalgic, The Tribe
Current & Long-term Favourite Movie: Current has so got to be Fallen Arches and The Learning Curve for the lovely Carmine. Long term though, I’m a fan girl through and through and I love all of the Marvel comic book movies, such as X-Men trilogy, Spider-Man trilogy etc. I’m also a huge fan of 80’s movies particularly John Hughes’ movies (The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Pretty in Pink etc), Fame, Footloose, Flashdance and Back to the Future trilogy.
Current & Long-term Favourite Book: Current is Danielle Steel’s The Klone and I and the Harry Potters, but my all time favourite book is Wuthering Heights. I’m in love with Heathcliff!
Current & Long-term Favourite Singer/Band: Current, gawd I like a bit of everything. Fall Out Boy, Black Label Society, Turin Brakes and anyone who does decent R&B. Long term though, I love Robbie Williams and Take That (I grew up with ‘em) and Madonna.
Last DVD I Bought: Adventures in Babysitting just to hear Elizabeth Shue utter my favourite movie quote ever - 'Don't fuck with the babysitter'
Last Book I Bought: The brand spanking new Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Last CD I Bought: Robbie Williams Greatest Hits, and that was two years ago. I download all I need now.
Last Random Thing I Bought: A new journal and some new pens to christen it with.
Growing Up I Wanted To Be: A nurse, a vet, a ballerina, a mechanic (I paid attention when my brother fixed up cars), a writer, a poet, an artist, a movie director, a chef and a sailor
Currently I Want To Be: In a few years time a mummy (not a bandage wrapped zombie) and a writer as well as a holiday rep come beautician.
Studying or Working:Neither, just mooching as I'm hoping to move away for the summer - if plans fail I'll be doing a holiday rep diploma and going to college to do beauty therapy.
My Latest Obsession (could be anything): Matching my underwear to my outfits so that I don’t feel or look odd
Something Obscure I Like That Probably No-one Else Does: Chips, cheese and gravy, visiting the dentist, having eyebrow waxes and Scott Baio records.
Something I Really Love That Probably Everyone Else Does Too: Winter and Christmas
Something I've Always Wanted To Try But Haven't Yet: Paragliding and sky diving – I went on a plane for the first ever time in January when I went on my first ever holiday and I loved it so anything involving a plane sounds great!
Item I Currently Want Most In The World: Sweet Valley High books from years ago because I just like to collect random crap or maybe a pair of Gucci strappy sandals (but there’s no chance cause I don’t have tiny feet)
One Thing I Could Never Give Up: Cuddling my favourite teddy Mr Edward Popple-Topple in bed at night.
Bad Habits You’d Like To Give Up: Smoking too much, swearing too much, drinking too much and probably generally acting like a ladette.
Your Birthdate: December 20
You are a virtual roller coaster of emotions, and most people enjoy the ride.
Your mood tends to set the tone of the room, and when you're happy, this is a good thing.
When you get in a dark mood, watch out - it's very hard to get you out of it.
It's sometimes hard for you to cheer up, and your gloom can be contagious.
You are 20% Good and 80% Bad
You're a total bad girl, from your wild hair to tattooed toes.
But you're too badass to even care if you're labeled "bad"!
A fist or a knee - for satisfaction when you hear bone on bone
Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
I have done once - a friends boyfriend in the heat of the moment and wished I could have taken it back immediately. Also my older brothers and some dipshit of a lad when I was school.
How about the same sex?
Oh yeah. I'm not a bitch fighter though. A good hard slap or a punch is much better than clawing and pulling hair
Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
Y'know, I think it might have been my brother about three years ago.
What is your pet peeve?
I have a few. Mess - have to clean it all up even if I'm at someone elses house. Long socks with trainers - really drives me mad. People who back stab and bully. People who haven't got the guts to slag you off face to face and therefore do it behind your back.
Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
It depends. If I've been really hurt then I do and I can hold em for years - still holding one for a fuckwit who messed my head up a few years ago and a current one for someone who doesn't even get fuckwit status. However, I make it a point to forgive friends and family but never forget what they've done or said.
Sloth
What is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't?
Hmmmm, this is a toughie. I always do basic daily tasks like getting bathed and changing underwear, brushing teeth etc. Maybe the breakfast thing. I've not done that for years - I'd sooner stay in bed and sleep longer.
What is the latest you've ever woken up?
6 pm
Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
Hmmmm - maybe Laura cause I aint seen her for years. I rarely feel the need to contact people who can't be arsed to get in touch with me. It works both ways you know.
What is the last lame excuse that you made?
That there had been a power cut and my alarm didn't go off - when in fact that was a lie.
Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
Yes - on Sunday mornings when I used to have to get up early to go into work.
How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning?
6 times till the alarm turns itself off.
Gluttony
What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
Probably fancy Hot Chocolate that's flavoured with Hazelnut syrup
Are you a meat eater?
Yup - can't get enough - specially Bacon and Chicken.
What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
Fuck me! I don't know exactly how much in units I drank, but I spent £250 that night on myself.
Are you comfortable with your drinking and eating habits?
Yup.
Do you enjoy candy and sweets?
Yup.
Which do you prefer: sweets, salty foods or spicy foods?
I like all kindsa foods, but I love anything savoury - Scotch Eggs are my downfall.
Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"?
Maybe a rabbit years ago - can't beat rabbit stew. Yum!
Greed
How many credit cards do you own?
2 Mastercards
If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?
It's about half a mill in pounds so I'd sort my debts out, buy mum and dad a house (with a fully stocked lake for fishing). Buy both my brothers a house and a car each. Have driving lessons, buy a car and a house for myself. I'd probably spend some cash on a nice holiday and put the rest in trust funds for my children.
Would you rather be rich or famous?
Neither. I just wanna be me and be famed among friends and family for being me.
Would you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks?
I don't think so. I like a job to be made fun by the things you do and the people you meet. Money isn't everything.
Pride
What's one thing that you have done that you're most proud of?
Learning to be love myself, the decisions I've made both good and bad and learning to respect myself.
What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of?
Probably the fact that I've stood up for myself every day of my life since I was a toddler in the respect that when people were nasty about my scars, I'd turn around and tell them that they make me special and unique and never shyed away.
What thing would you like to accomplish late in your life?
Hmmm, I'd like to be to have children and watch them grow up and have children of their own. I wanna die surrounded by fat grandbabies.
Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
Not at all. Sometimes the good guys finish first.
Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
Nope.
Have you ever cheated to get a better score?
Nope.
What did you do today that you're proud of?
I didn't think badly of someone.
Lust
How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies, family, strippers, locker rooms)?
I'd prefer not to say thank you very much. I'm a lady and a lady never divulges - lol.
How many people have seen you naked (not counting physicians, doctors, family, locker rooms, or when you were a young child)?
A lady never divulges!
Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your chosen sex during a normal conversation?
Nope.
What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice?
Arms - if a snuggle is good then I'm in heaven.
Have you ever had sexual encounters (including kissing/making out) with multiple persons?
Yes
Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
Nope. I have been propostioned though by someone not wanting to pay a prostitute and thought I'd be a cheaper option - the cheeky bastard.
Envy
What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
Hmmm. I'd have to say children. I'm broody.
Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
Never heard of it. Lol
If you could be anyone who existed in the world, who would you be?
Me.
Have you ever been cheated on?
Oh yeah - a couple of times.
Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
Nope. I'm happy the way I am.
What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
None. Why would I want something that makes someone I know unique?
You are not only a good person... you are a model citizen and a natural leader.
Whether you know it or not, your high moral standards and good judgment is truly rare.
You don't take ethical short cuts in life. You are able to do what's right - even when it's very difficult.
And while it may seem like no one else is as on track as you are, take heart in knowing that you set a good example for others.
You are also probably: Very sensitive and in tune with the world
Right now you are on track to being: A saint
To be a better person: Gently mentor someone who is taking the wrong path in life
While you're not a black widow, you've definitely left a few guys feeling used and abused.
You're only out for fun, but sometimes you get a little carried away with your flirting.
Cute guys tend to make you lose control. You really can't help it!
You're a good girl at heart... you just can't help but let your bad girl side out sometimes!
You're mind is so filthy... you should should be washing every part of you out with soap.
If your thoughts can go dirty, they do. Almost everything is NC-17 to you!
