Bertie St.Roker
Bertie St.Roker
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St.Roker - Fine attire for the fast & louche
Male
38 years old
London
United Kingdom
Last Login: 4/15/2009
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Mood:
chipper
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Bertie St.Roker's Interests
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| General | Clothing, feckless behaviour, gin, being splendid, rum, haberdashery, whisky, whiskers, stroking, smoking, music, young ladies with low self esteem, rugby, rowing, more rum, winking, drinking, kicking Pau Pau, the former colonies, collecting waifs and strays, more clothes, the sound of my own voice, more gin, feeding ponies, mountaineering, getting smashed with panache, being rather louche, travel, wine, hockey, admiring my reflection, hunting hoodies, fashion, fingers and tops, tobacco enemas, and damning your eyes.
 | | Movies | The Wild Geese, Get Carter, The Man Who Would Be King, The French Connection (though not their god-awful clothes), Withnail & I, The Long Good Friday, Escape to Victory, Bullitt, The Dirty Dozen, Swingers, Goldfinger, The Great Escape, Zulu, Star Wars, The Magnificent Seven, The Assasination Bureau, Spartacus, Beyond the Valley of the Ultra Vixens, The Italian Job, The Breakfast Club, and bestest of all, Porky's.
 | | Heroes | Oliver Reed, Michael Caine, David Niven, Hampton St.Roker, Roger Moore, Richard Burton, Boris Johnson, Peter O'Toole, Mr Stephen McQueen, George Lazenby, Sir Harry Flashman VC, Sammy James Junior, T.E.Lawrence, James Hunt, Sir Richard Mayall, Evel Knieval, Leslie Phillips, Derek, Clive, Errol Flynn, Ron Burgundy, Paul Weller, and the chap who owned Fantasy Island.
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Bertie St.Roker's Details
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| Status: | Swinger | | Here for: | Friends | | Body type: | 6' 3" / Average | | Zodiac Sign: | Scorpio | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Education: | Some college | | Occupation: | Gentleman |
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Bertie St.Roker is knocking out polos for twenty quid. Have it. Posted at 8:25 PM Dec 3, 2008
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About me:
[CLICK HERE FOR THE ST.ROKER SHOP. IT'S ACE.]
The St.Rokers are on the loose... Freed from every form of employment ever attempted, Hampton St.Roker has a plan.
We are going to employ ourselves instead, make some very fine clothes and then find a sufficient number of fops, cads, and roués to eek out a living from it. No idea how, you understand, but not to worry.
Fate, history, and a fair amount of apathy have conspired to hand me, cousin Bertie, the task of recording our road from feckless, gin soaked libertines to feckless, gin soaked clothing magnates. There will be ups, downs, and delegation of anything remotely taxing.
So pour yourself something grain based in the region of 50% proof, slip in a tobacco enema, and don your favourite dressing gown. My journals await...
ps. the shop is now open at www.saintroker.com
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Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone who'd like a lovely polo shirt, just for starters.
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