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Sal Calanni
How did I start checking my facebook more than my myspace?

Male
102 years old
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 7/20/2009
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   Sal Calanni's Comedian Bio
Websitesalcalanni.com, tossingalice.com, myspace.com/thehacksrock
InfluencesChris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Bill Hicks, Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Bill Cosby, Dave Chappelle, Chris Farley, the Simpsons, Bill Burr, Tecmo Bowl, Jimi Hendrix, Nirvana, the Ramones, Jesus
TV ShowsTossing Alice Sketch Comedy Television, The Worlds Astonishing News NTV, Playground Earth Fox Sports Net/KPIX Mag, Budweiser Commercial, Sprint Phone Commercial, Tell Cell Commercial
FilmsComedy Ain't For the Money, Bee Season, First Date Faux Pas, Do Over, Online Dating, Filter, The Apartment-student, Goodfellas-student, Hewlett-Packard Industrial, Openwave Industrial, Sequoia Hospital Industrial
AlbumsGas Money (Comedy DVD) Life Sucks, The Hacks Rock (Music CD)

    Sal Calanni's Interests
Generalmy CBS News interview



Stranded

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MusicHendrix, Nirvana, Ramones, Social Distortion, Bob Dylan, Beethoven, 2Pac, Bob Marley, The Doors, Sublime, Eminem, Flogging Molly, The Hacks, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Queen, Stone Temple Pilots, White Stripes and lots more
MoviesLittle Miss Sunshine
TelevisionPlanet Earth

     Sal Calanni's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:land of the cleve
Body type:6' 3" / Athletic
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Comedian

   Sal Calanni's Schools
Cleveland State University
Cleveland,Ohio
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Clubs: Future Farmers of America & the Happy Hands Club
 

1996 to 2000
North Olmsted High School
North Olmsted,Ohio
Graduated: 1995
Student status: Alumni
 

1991 to 1995


Sal Calanni's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 10 Total Plays: 2127 Plays Today: 0
the Suburban Rant
the Suburban Rant rating
Lactose Intolerant Italian
Lactose Intolerant Italian rating
The moment...
The moment... rating
Dick Cheney Shot in the Face
Dick Cheney Shot in the Face rating
Ralph Nader running for President again....
Ralph Nader running for President again.... rating
Sal's Adventure in Lodi, Ohio
Sal's Adventure in Lodi, Ohio rating
"Comedy Ain't for the Money" clip
"Comedy Ain't for the Money" clip rating
Twisted Sister's Newest Fan
Twisted Sister's Newest Fan rating
Girl Not Laughing
Girl Not Laughing rating
arguing, dreaming, and the Secret Service
arguing, dreaming, and the Secret Service rating
 

   Upcoming Gigs
Jul 22 2009 8:00P
Purple Onion Comedy Competition San Francisco CA
Jul 26 2009 9:00P
Headlining the Crow’s Nest Santa Cruz CA
Aug 15 2009 8:00P
Headlining Bunjo’s Comedy Club Dublin CA
Aug 21 2009 9:00P
Headlining the Comedy Clubhouse San Francisco CA
Aug 22 2009 9:00P
Headlining the Comedy Clubhouse San Francisco CA
Aug 23 2009 8:00P
Sonoma State University Rohnert Park CA
Aug 28 2009 9:00P
Co-headlining Medford, Oregon w/ Reggie Steele Medford OR

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One too far with the Hell’s Angels  (view more)

i will no longer be scared  (view more)

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   Sal Calanni's Blurbs
About me:
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www.salcalanni.com

I used to flip burgers, then pump gas, then clean rodent shit at a bio lab (Lucky), then i was a corporate whore. Well, not no more. I left the brothel behind and Madame The Man is sorry that I'm gone. Now I tell my story as an artist....... a STANDUP COMEDIAN. I am a starving-artist-class HERO, who grew up in the burbs of Cleveland in a Sicilian household (that means my dad busted balls) then moved out west cuz i was bored.

Along with being a professional stand up comedian, i am part of the great sketch comedy group, Tossing Alice, and the punk, indie rock band, The Hacks.



I edited my profile with Thomas.. Myspace Editor V3.6!

Who I'd like to meet:
fans, friends, muses


   Sal Calanni's Friend Space (Top 12)
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Sal Calanni's Friends Comments
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chemical halo





Jun 25 2009 6:25 PM

Melissa Rapp





Jun 3 2009 6:47 PM


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May 20 2009 2:17 AM

Hey Sal!

Posted the pic of us and the Cockmaster General, or whatever they call him. It's kinda dim and shitty, but then again so am I.

Nice seeing you!

Oh, and what's the name of the banjo guy? I'll tag him.
RooftopComedy.com





May 20 2009 2:16 AM



Happy birthday from RooftopComedy!
Sue





May 20 2009 2:16 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAVORITE COMEDIAN!!!!!!!!!!! WITH AGE COMES WISDOM, OR SO "THEY" SAY!! HAVE A GOOD ONE!!!!
spizzy





May 20 2009 2:16 AM

happy b-day!!!!
Justine





Apr 16 2009 1:58 AM

death metal quartet.... hilarious concept. And Jello..hello? that's crazy you got to meet him!
Robert Selander





Apr 8 2009 4:45 AM

Poo
Rose





Mar 20 2009 5:42 AM

Hi Sal, That was a great interview you did! Congratulations! Why did you put that awful picture on myspace, you look drunk? Love ya anyway.
Sue





Mar 18 2009 2:22 AM

Hey Sal,

Happy St. Patty's Day!!!!! Hope you had a green day.....$$$$$$

Smiles,
Aunt Sue
Robert Selander





Mar 4 2009 7:03 PM

Hey, how come you have the band you're not in anymore and our sketch group that broke up in your top friends? Stop living in the past Sal, stop living in the past.
Remember the Fallen....





Feb 25 2009 11:10 PM

hey sal... hey man i just thought i would check in, to see how things are going. and to see if your going to make it out to New Mexico like ya wanted. let me know man. i think i may know of a place with a great crowd. so let me know.
any ways man hope all is well hope to talk to you soon
Machine Gun Kelleen, the Myspace dollface.





Jan 25 2009 9:04 AM

Hey Sal...........how are ya?how did your shoot go for the movie?get back to me when ya can(:
Tim





Jan 22 2009 5:19 PM

hell yea you were on the news for one sec. That is sweet if you ever do any shows in fl. Let me know i will come see you.
chemical halo





Jan 22 2009 5:19 PM

Jenny





Jan 22 2009 5:19 PM

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chemical halo





Jan 1 2009 2:38 AM

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
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Vyvyan





Dec 25 2008 5:53 AM

Happy Holidays! Call me while you're in Ohio
♥ Keeping Up With The Arevalos ♥





Dec 16 2008 1:14 AM

Hola Mr. Salvatore,

Happy Holidays to you and your kin!
Vyvyan





Dec 12 2008 2:30 PM

I know, you're even missing half of the top of your head.
SPEECH THERAPY COMEDY





Nov 10 2008 7:07 PM

SAL, Thanks again for rockin the mic for us Friday night, hope to get you back soon.
Matt Morales: Stand Up Comic / Rockstar





Nov 7 2008 10:05 PM

Andrew the asthmatic





Nov 6 2008 5:00 AM

Election victory high-5 through the intarwebs.
tom





Nov 5 2008 9:49 PM

O-b-a-m-a --- 08 !
sean





Nov 4 2008 8:56 AM

lets hope its the former. although i wouldn't mind becoming a ski instructor...

ive got your stand up routine posted by the way. should be available fairly soon. i know it will do well. you're a funny man.
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