Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Bill Hicks, Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Bill Cosby, Dave Chappelle, Chris Farley, the Simpsons, Bill Burr, Tecmo Bowl, Jimi Hendrix, Nirvana, the Ramones, Jesus
TV Shows
Tossing Alice Sketch Comedy Television, The Worlds Astonishing News NTV, Playground Earth Fox Sports Net/KPIX Mag, Budweiser Commercial, Sprint Phone Commercial, Tell Cell Commercial
Films
Comedy Ain't For the Money, Bee Season, First Date Faux Pas, Do Over, Online Dating, Filter, The Apartment-student, Goodfellas-student, Hewlett-Packard Industrial, Openwave Industrial, Sequoia Hospital Industrial
Albums
Gas Money (Comedy DVD)
Life Sucks, The Hacks Rock (Music CD)
Hendrix, Nirvana, Ramones, Social Distortion, Bob Dylan, Beethoven, 2Pac, Bob Marley, The Doors, Sublime, Eminem, Flogging Molly, The Hacks, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Queen, Stone Temple Pilots, White Stripes and lots more
Movies
Little Miss Sunshine
Television
Planet Earth
Sal Calanni's Details
Status:
In a Relationship
Here for:
Networking, Friends
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
land of the cleve
Body type:
6' 3" / Athletic
Religion:
Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:
Taurus
Smoke / Drink:
No / Yes
Children:
Proud parent
Education:
College graduate
Occupation:
Comedian
Sal Calanni's Schools
Cleveland State University
Cleveland,Ohio
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Clubs: Future Farmers of America & the Happy Hands Club
I used to flip burgers, then pump gas, then clean rodent shit at a bio lab (Lucky), then i was a corporate whore. Well, not no more. I left the brothel behind and Madame The Man is sorry that I'm gone. Now I tell my story as an artist....... a STANDUP COMEDIAN. I am a starving-artist-class HERO, who grew up in the burbs of Cleveland in a Sicilian household (that means my dad busted balls) then moved out west cuz i was bored.
Along with being a professional stand up comedian, i am part of the great sketch comedy group, Tossing Alice, and the punk, indie rock band, The Hacks.
Hey, how come you have the band you're not in anymore and our sketch group that broke up in your top friends? Stop living in the past Sal, stop living in the past.
hey sal... hey man i just thought i would check in, to see how things are going. and to see if your going to make it out to New Mexico like ya wanted. let me know man. i think i may know of a place with a great crowd. so let me know. any ways man hope all is well hope to talk to you soon
After watching the tapes, I have seen the error of my ways and have realized that my performance was rather lackluster and/or half assed.
The performers who advanced were all very funny and most definitely deserving. I really thought that Sean was amazing, Miles's jokes were edgy,biting and very well written, Kelly was great & funny, Liz was incredibly funny. Max Curry, what can I say, the guy is a master impressionist and of course hilarious. It was good to see Morales back on the competition, I hope he stays on.
The judges were right on the money. However I do feel that Marcela deserved to advance also. She did a great job.
I am looking forward to seeing who will be crowned. Very exciting.
