Sally Slytherin is Jenn Hammond. I know, epic right?
Influences
Wizard Rock: Draco and the Malfoys, Harry and the Potters, The Remus Lupins, Tom Riddle and Friends, Voldemort, Hallows and Horcruxes, Tonks!, The Whomping Willows, The Parselmouths, Roonil Wazlib, Danny Dementor, The Albeus Humbledores, Firenze and the Centaurs of the Forbidden Forest, Ministry of Magic, Gred and Forge, and all EVIL WIZARD ROCK.
Muggle: Britney Spears, Ayumi Hamasaki, Kylie Minogue, Beyonce, Fergie, Gwen Stefani, Shakira, Pussycat Dolls, Natasha Bedingfield, Rachel Stevens, Sugababes, Christina Aguilera, Ashley Tisdale, Robbie Williams, BoA, Jamelia, Jennifer Lopez, Mariah Carey
Once upon a time, long long ago, a wizard named Salazar Slytherin arrived at the place that would become Hogwarts School. He looked at the other three founders, frowned, and turned to his descendants and said, "Descendants, you need to make this place totally rock, because these other guys are posers," and they said, "Yes Father, of course we shall!!" and then Slytherin turned to his bastard child and said, "Where the hell did you come from?" Slytherin's descendants obviously failed at making Hogwarts the most awesome place ever, probably because the Gryffindors were kinda gay, and they vanished from the school, and knew that one day, one glorious day, the Heir of Slytherin would return to make the school rock. He did, and he did rock the school, and even rocked the world. But while Voldemort was stopping the rock he was making way for the bastard descendants (who were more faithful to the line than Marvolo Gaunt on faithful pills in a faithful clinic at the faithful convention in Faithful City... that's pretty faithful if you ask me) to be TOTALLY AWESOME.
And that's where Sally Slytherin, bastard Slytherin descendant, comes in.
And yes, that's me.
And you know, Voldemort is like a really distant relative, so it's okay if I think he's hot right?
RIGHT?
Of course it is.
SKYPE: Sally Slytherin
AOL: hrhjenniemae
Hey You! Would you wanna play a show with me and potterwatch in Turlock on June 15th (I know it's fathers day, but that's the only day they can play here). Let me know asap plz :)
Thanks so much for hosting the party last night! We had soooo much fun... it was really hard to leave. Yay! We're still feeling happy and wonderful. :)
Thanks so much for the add! "enter the Heiress" and "I cried when Sirius died" are my favs! I hope there'll be more new songs from you coon! Keep up the amazing wrock!
? If your refering to the defalt pic, i know. I was telling Jenny that even tho im gay, I would so turn straight for you. lol I cant wait till I get to see your next preformance. I have to say that out of all the others, your was the best. 10 out 10
