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    Men Died Obama Lied Hillary Cried. "what difference does it make?" Benghazi, September 11, 2012 Definitely not 'nuff said!

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  • The wrestling pimp

     Have a Happy Birthday

    1 year ago
  • Matt Kansas

    not sure if you got facebook.. but if you do add me there... or give me your email so I can add you! =)

    http://www.facebook.com/matthewtdks

    1 year ago
  • Abacay Support US



    Hello there, Doug!

    Just stopping by to

    Wish you Happy Eastern!

    Peace!
    Melany

    If you're in love, watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfPxqbWe1W0

    If not in love? Watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7an75J7zar8
    .... .... .... 

    2 years ago
  • Abacay Support US

    Hello Doug - Thanx for beeing friends!


    We wish you a wonderful Christmas! Love and Peace to you and your family!.



    Abacay Luka feat. iby David Guetta, Linkin Park, U2 & Manic Street Preachers Remix





    Have a great time!

    Melany / Abacay .

    2 years ago
  • Daniel David

    *cough*


    I know you didn't forget me.. not unless you want the StD boOgie man sleepin under your bed! hah(: ANYWAY.. I still go on Myspace but if you have a Facebook or Twitter then it would be cool if we became frans on there!


    http://www.facebook.com/iamdanieldavid


    http://www.twitter.com/thedanieldavid <-- mention me & i'll follow you back


    So if you have facebook then don't be a jerk face... send me a request! lol

    Alright, well let me know whats up! We're friends on here after all... :x

    2 years ago
  • Phil Murray and the Boy…

    Hello ~ * Doug * ~

    Just stopping by to say Hi and give you some news. The award winning album 'Welcome To Murraysville' from Phil Murray and the Boys From Bury is available worldwide from CD Baby and directly from the merchandise page of the official website.
    You can also get the album from Apple iTunes, MSN Music, Rhapsody, Napster, Amazon.co.uk and many more.

    Phil Murray And The Boys From Bury: Welcome To Murraysville

    2 years ago
  • Can a bus dream?

    ~ * Doug * ~
    Get your copy of our EP

    WHO I AM

    Now available on iTunes

    Who I Am..

    Can a bus dream?
    'fire it up'

    2 years ago
  • Rocksmith

    Hi ~ * Doug * ~,
    Thanks for the add, glad you like our sounds. You can add us on Facebook too the link's on our page. Please don't forget to tell your friends about us, thanks.

    2 years ago
  • Markus Allen Christopher

    Hi there,
    Nice to meet you.  Check me out! I got some kick ass music on my page! That is what I do!

    Markus~

    2 years ago
  • Tortured In Toyland

    Greetings buddy, we know a ton of people are using Myspace only with their mobile devices.

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    We also have a music package for you:

    Link: http://www.titband.com/freemusic.htm

    Inside this zip file there are 16 Free mp3 tracks and 2 small programs (located in the "More" folder)

    Here's what's up with the programs:

    Desktop Blog Reader: Shows you our latest news, blog style.

    Toolbar: Currently listing 50+ streaming radio stations. Can automatically transform into whatever we want, whenever we need it to do something.. (chat rooms, links, alerts, games, whatever.)


    Random Facts:

    99% of the solar systems mass is concentrated in the sun.
    A 10-gallon hat barely holds 6 pints.
    A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
    A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off.
    A company in Taiwan makes dinnerware out of wheat, so you can eat your plate.
    A cow produces 200 times more gas a day than a person.
    A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
    A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.
    A fully loaded supertanker travelling at normal speed takes a least twenty minutes to stop.
    A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue.
    A giraffe can go without water longer than a camel can.



    2 years ago
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Interests

  • General

    Writing, pro wrestling, muppets, jelly beans, long walks, vampires, Ivory & Juvi, shampoo horns, dragons, the woods, innuenddo & sarcasm, politics, sleeping and music. Those are the things that Dougie is made of...
  • Music

    I like music - all types. My "Big 6" are Waylon Jennings, Alice Cooper, Sublime, Rickie Lee Jones, Frank Sinatra and Soce the Elemental Wizard - they are truly the best of the best. But if it's good (and sometimes even if it sucks), I'll give it a listen.
  • Movies

    Funny, stupid, gory, or bloody - it's all good! Anything by Kevin Smith is sure to be entertaining. I'm a card-carring member of the Rocky Horror Picture Show Fan Club - and also count "Rent" and "Jesus Christ Superstar" among my favorite flicks! And I like porn, but who doesn't? I try to keep an open mind on movies and I'll watch anything so long as it keeps me entertained.
    Times New Roman, Times, serif';color:inherit;">Your Five Factor Personality Profile
    Extroversion:

    You have low extroversion.
    You are quiet and reserved in most social situations.
    A low key, laid back lifestyle is important to you.
    You tend to bond slowly
    , over time, with one or two people.

    Conscientiousness:

    You have medium conscientiousness.
    You're generally good at balancing work and play.
    When you need to buckle down, you can usually get tasks done.
    But you've been known to goof off when you know you can get away with it.

    Agreeableness:

    You have medium agreeableness.
    You're generally a friendly and trusting person.
    But you also have a healthy dose of cynicism.
    You get along well with others, as long as they play fair.

    Neuroticism:

    You have medium neuroticism.
    You're generally cool and collected, but sometimes you do panic.
    Little worries or problems can consume you
    , draining your energy.
    Your life is pretty smooth
    , but there's a few emotional bumps you'd like to get rid of.

    Openness to experience:

    Your openness to new experiences is high.
    In life, you tend to be an early adopter of all new things and ideas.
    You'll try almost anything interesting, and you're constantly pushing your own limits.
    A great connoisseir of art and beauty
    , you can find the positive side of almost anything.
  • Television

  • Books

    Reading Is Fundamental!!! 'Nuff Said!
  • Heroes

    Anyone who follows their dreams and walks their own path... those are the people I admire the most. And guys with a nice big package. Yeah, I said it... : )
    Indie Personality Test Results
    63% Indie

    Scoring highly suggests you are likely to be very liberal, independent minded, self identify as an outsider, shun materialism and popular culture, and have an aversion to organized religion. While high scorers are more intellectual than average, they are probably more artistically astute than intellectually avante guard (i.e. they are more likely to know of new interesting new bands/artists/writers than the best way to extract energy from a hydrogen atom. Low scorers, will generally tend towards the opposite of the above. They will tend to be more materialistic, conservative, corporate friendly, social and are more likely to be religious.
    Take Free Indie Personality Test
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Blurbs

About me:

I'm Doug - I used to write wrestling columns. I may again - never say never. If you want "Tossing Salt" to return, give me a hell yeah! As for me, I'm living proof that homo-rednecks do exist. I like beer, comics, jelly beans, muppets and other assorted items. I write stuff. I've written a couple of screenplays and numerous short fiction stories. Go read the blog. Anything you want to know, just ask. I don't bite (much) and no matter what you may have heard, I'm actually a nice guy... really!

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Myspace Layouts / Care bears / Hot Comments / Image Hosting

Who I'd like to meet:

I want to meet.... YOU! 'Nuff said! Especially if you like wrestling, porn, comics or things that go bump in the night. Or want to go bump in the night. Heh! Heh! Make your presence known and let's talk. Woo-hoo!

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
  • Hometown: Laurinburg, NC
  • Orientation: Gay
  • Body type: 6' 0" / More to love!
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Christian - other
  • Zodiac Sign: Cancer
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: No / No
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: Cash Register Monkey / Writer
  • Income: Less than $30,000

Schools

  • Richmond Community College

    • Hamlet, NC
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: None
    • Major: Business
    1985 to 1986
  • Scotland High

    • Laurinburg, NC
    • Graduated: 1985
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    1981 to 1985

Companies

  • Murphy USA aka The Hellmouth II

    • Laurinburg, NC US
    • Slayer / Cash Register Monkey
    7/08 until...

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