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James

James



 Dec 17 2009 11:13 AM

"a pussy weaver, she wants her pussy weaved goddamnit" LMAO THATS GREAT SHTI
NIGGASAURUS

R. R.



 Dec 17 2009 11:13 AM

(SAL'S PLUMBER): "SAL, THIS CLOG WASN'T CAUSED BY USED TAMPONS. IT WAS CAUSED BY THOUSANDS OF CHOCOLATE BAR WRAPPERS. DID YOU HAVE A CHOCOLATE-LOVING ANIMAL THIS PAST WEEKEND OVER YOUR HOUSE?"

(SAL GOVERNALE): "GARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Stop flushing your toilet so much, Funnyman. The Bolivians are getting thirsty. Yeah, they're not Mexican, so I could give a fuck, but still, let's be nice. =-p

Spicky Ricky
NIGGASAURUS

R. R.



 Dec 14 2009 1:54 PM

(OLD LADY CALLER): "HELLO, I KNOW IT'S 10 MINUTES TO 11, BUT I NEED TO SPEAK WITH MY SON. HE HAS BIG LIPS, HE CAN'T CLOSE HIS MOUTH, HIS BREADTH SMELLS, HIS BUTT IS HUMONGOUS, HE KISSES HIS BOSS' ASS ALL DAY, AND HE'S TORTURED BY A SAL GOVERNALE. ARE YOU MY SON?"

(HARASSED HOWARD STERN): "NO! YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER!!!"

Sit in the Artie Chair, Funnyman. Artie isn't ass honest about the races as you!

Spicky Ricky
NIGGASAURUS

R. R.



 Dec 12 2009 4:27 PM

(RUSH LAIMBAUGH): "UHHHH, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS CORRUPTED THE MINDS OF BLACKS. FORGET TIGER WOODS. LOOK AT THAT ROBIN QUIVERS AND HER LUST OF WHITE MEN. SHE HAS TOO MUCH CABBAGE ON HER."

Funnyman, if Howard does go, get your own show! Call it the "Keeping It Real Show." Discuss social and racial issues. Hey, that shit exists; let's address it. You address it in the most honest and blunt way. I love you, my Archie Bunker.

Spicky Ricky
NIGGASAURUS

R. R.



 Dec 9 2009 8:55 PM

(LITTLE ANTONIO GOVERNALE): "MR. DELL' ABATE, CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME ALL THERE IS TO SEX. MY DAD WON'T DO IT.

(TECHNO BEAVER): "UHHHH, LISTEN, LITTLE ANTONIO. WHEN A MAN IS UP ON HIS TREE AND SEE'S A FEMALE'S BUTT ALL ENLARGED AND OF THE COLOR PINK, IT MEANS IT'S TIME TO GET BEHIND HER AND PICK OFF HER LICE AND STICK HIS MONKEY MEAT IN HER. THAT'S HOW WE DELL' ABATES DO IT. HOPE YOU LEARNED FROM OUR SEX TALK."

Funnyman's in the house! Sal, I heard the phoney phone call where you try and entice black chicks to fuck you 'cause you're White. That's good stuff. "That's right, an educated nigga!"
ROSE

ROSE



Dec 9 2009 8:55 PM

THANX FOR THE ADD!!!!!!!!!
NIGGASAURUS

R. R.



 Dec 8 2009 1:11 PM

(MAILMAN MONKEY): "UHHH, EXCUSE ME, SAL. CAN YOU PUT THIS PACKAGE INTO BOFF'S MAILBOX. I THINK IT'S A CLOCK 'CAUSE IT'S TICKING INSIDE. ALSO, THE PACKAGE HAS WHITE POWER ON IT, AND IT COMES FROM ALL THE WAY IN PAKISTAN. IT MUST BE SOMETHING REALLY NEAT. WANT TO SURPRISE MY BOFF."

Keep your pimp hand strong, Funnyman.

Spicky Ricky
Rasheem and Ramphair

Rasheem and Ramphair



 Dec 7 2009 4:07 PM

Thanks for having us!
Welcome to our zany world.
NIGGASAURUS

R. R.



 Dec 7 2009 4:07 PM

(PRANK CALLING BILLY MAYS): "HI, THIS IS BILLY MAYS!!! THERE'S A NEW INCREDIBLE PRODUCT OUT NOW!!! IT'S CALLED MOUTH SCHROUT!!! BIG LIPS? GONE!!! DRY MOUTH? GONE!!! SMELLY BREADTH? GONE!!! IT WILL WORK MIRACLES ON ANYONE OR ANYTHING!!!"

(BABA BOOEY): "UHHHH, THAT SOUNDS INCREDIBLE. I'M SURE MY BOFF WILL APPRECIATE BETTER HYGIENE FROM ME. EXCUSE ME, SAL. WHAT SHOULD I DO?"

Funnyman, you were balling yesterday. You speak the truth! We speak your name!

Spicky Ricky
mR. kRiStOpHeRnyc™

mR. kRiStOpHeRnyc™



 Dec 7 2009 4:07 PM

Thanks for the Add my man...Chris
NIGGASAURUS

R. R.



 Dec 7 2009 4:07 PM

SAL' S IN THE HOUSE! SAL'S IN THE HOUSE! IT'S THE ROLL CALL! WHAT? IT'S THE ROLL CALL! WHAT?
NIGGASAURUS

R. R.



 Dec 7 2009 4:06 PM

Sal, I'm playing Custer's Revenge on my X-Box. Fuck Atari 2600. On here, you can make General Custer not only fuck Native-Ameircan chicks, but also Black slaves, Mexican border hoppers, AND Jewish women WITHOUT that damn sheet. Now this is truly the White Man's dream game!

Spicky Ricky
Tommy Pantsdown - Left Handed for Life.

Tommy Pantsdown - Left Handed for Life.



 Dec 7 2009 4:06 PM

Sal, I think General Lee was way cooler as a car than as a decorated war hero.


Anyway, enough of that shit. Watch my vid. Let me know how you like it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNZqQgsy0aA
Heavy Metal Water Boar

Jonathan Schisler



 Dec 6 2009 6:34 AM

Now that you're working on the show and have more recourses available to you (hopefully) are we going to see a Lighting Of The Teeth ona grander scale?

And why does Gary get pissed when people make aids and gay jokes concerning his dead brother but Gary hits way below the built concerning Eric the Midgets condition... what does his disabilities have to do with him being a jerk off?

We need a Lighting Of The Monkey, where when Gary's in the studio live you just come up behind him and dump Karosene all over him and hit our lighter.
Ghost Hunter Want 2B

Ghost Hunter Want 2B



 Dec 2 2009 3:47 PM

THANKS SAL!
NIGGASAURUS

R. R.



 Dec 2 2009 12:56 PM

(THE EASTER CUNTTY): "HEY, SANTA BALLS. I HEARD THAT A BLACK IS A SCARED OF YOU. WELL, I GOT JEWS SCARED OF ME! HIPPITY HOPITTY.......HEY, DO YOUR BALLS ITCH AFTER DIPPING THEM IN CHOCALATE? I ASK 'CAUSE MY SNATCH IS BURNING AFTER I DIP IT IN CHOCOLATE."

Funnyman, that Santa Balls shit you did wast the funniest thing ever! I loved the way you were fucking with our Queen Bee. You're the man, Santy.

Spicky Ricky.
NIGGASAURUS

R. R.



 Dec 1 2009 2:12 PM

(ALEX TREBEK): "SHE IS KNOWN AS THE WOMAN WHO REFUSED TO SIT IN THE BACK OF THE BUS........SAL."

(SAL GOVERNALE): "WHO IS QUEEN LATIFAH? NO, WAIT! WHO IS MONIQUE? NO, WAIT! WHO IS SHENENEH?"

(ALEX TREBEK): "NONE OF THOSE ANSWERS IS THE CORRECT ONE. THE ANSWER IS ROSA PARKS. SAL, YOU REMIND ME OF ANOTHER DUMMY - ROBIN!"

Hey, Funnyman. Glad you're back in action. Time to terrorize minorities - as long as they're not Mexican. LOL.....Love you.

Spicky Ricky
shalea

Shalea lovitt



 Nov 30 2009 3:21 PM

Hope you have a wonderful Turkey Day..
Rogue Stallion (This Friday at THE WHISKY!!!)

Rogue Stallion (This Friday at THE WHISKY!!!)



 Nov 30 2009 3:20 PM

Thanks 4 the Add!
dominic

dominic



 Nov 30 2009 3:20 PM

CHECK OUT ARTIES NEW WEBSITE THEMINION.COM LOL...
ERIC THE UNGRATEFUL MIDGET

Eric Lynch



 Nov 30 2009 3:20 PM

HEY SAL YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
James

James



 Nov 30 2009 3:20 PM

era....hello...era...this is ted kennedy....era......im fat....era....and dead......era......
NIGGASAURUS

R. R.



 Nov 30 2009 3:20 PM

(TONY GOVERNALE): "SAL, YOUR GRANDPA FUCKED ME OVER AGAIN THIS THANSGIVING. HE BROUGHT OVER A JEW TO OUR HOUSE!!! GUESS WHAT THAT MEANS? YOU'RE GOING BACK TO TONY AND NINA IS GOING BACK TO ANNA!"

Wanna wish you and your family a glorious and joyous Thanksgiving, Funnyman. God bless your home always.
NIGGASAURUS

R. R.



 Nov 24 2009 6:49 PM

(HEAVILY-ACCENTED DORITO BANDIDO): "HEY, HOLMES. TELL THE NEGRA, ROBIN, I WILL ESCORT HER TO GUATEMALA. WHEN THOSE UGLY GUATEMALENS SEE MY BIG SOMBRERO, MY BLANKET, AND MY TWO SIX SHOOTERS, THEY WILL RUN FOR THE HILLS. I'M ALSO GOOD AT SCARING OFF THE JEWS!"

Hey, Funnyman...Look, as long as there are Babooeys and Robins in the World to make fun of, I will keep leaving my silly comments on your page...Love you, brotha.
Luciano Superhands

Luciano Superhands



 Nov 24 2009 6:49 PM

havent heard yesterdays show but you are not on the show enough at the moment..
Get in there and say something stupid/bout beth..
Makes great radio... you and that gay lover of yours
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