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NIGGASAURUS

R. R.



 Nov 24 2009 6:49 PM

(HEAVILY-ACCENTED DORITO BANDIDO): "HEY, HOLMES. TELL THE NEGRA, ROBIN, I WILL ESCORT HER TO GUATEMALA. WHEN THOSE UGLY GUATEMALENS SEE MY BIG SOMBRERO, MY BLANKET, AND MY TWO SIX SHOOTERS, THEY WILL RUN FOR THE HILLS. I'M ALSO GOOD AT SCARING OFF THE JEWS!"

Hey, Funnyman...Look, as long as there are Babooeys and Robins in the World to make fun of, I will keep leaving my silly comments on your page...Love you, brotha.
Luciano Superhands

Luciano Superhands



 Nov 24 2009 6:49 PM

havent heard yesterdays show but you are not on the show enough at the moment..
Get in there and say something stupid/bout beth..
Makes great radio... you and that gay lover of yours
Elvis

ElvisofDallas .Com



 Nov 24 2009 6:49 PM

dude - WAY brutal on Dan today.


BUT REALLY FUNNY!!!

"you shoulda just brought up a few suitcases"

Brilliant!

Your fan in Dallas,
Elvis
NIGGASAURUS

R. R.



 Nov 24 2009 6:49 PM

(HEAVILY-ACCENTED DORITO BANDIDO): "HOLA, HOLMES! THIS IS YOUR AMIGO DORITO BANDIDO. I'LL BE ROBIN'S ESCORT WHEN SHE GOES TO GUATEMALA. WITH MY BIG SOMBRERO, BLANKET OVER ME, BIG MOUSTACHE, TWO SIX SHOOTERS AND HER CACKLING MOUTH, NO GUATEMALAN WILL DARE CHALLENGE US. I ALSO DO SECURITY AT COMEDY SHOWS, CARNAL. JUST PAY ME IN FOODSTAMPS AND BEER."

Hey, Funnyman. Will Robin ever become non-interesting? The answer: Never! As long as there are starving children 5000 miles away from the US, she'll be there. As for you and I, as long as there are MILFs to fuck, we'll be there!!! Love you.
NIGGASAURUS

R. R.



 Nov 24 2009 6:49 PM

(SAL'S FIRST GIRLFRIEND): "WAIT A MINUTE, SAL. ARE YOU SAYING THEN THAT AT 15, YOU WEREN'T BON JOVI'S ADOPTED SON, THAT YOUR BROTHER WAS NOT IN MEGADETH, THAT AT 18 YOU DIDN'T INHERIT THE SINBAD COMEDY EMPIRE? YOU REALLY DO HAVE THAT VILLA IN SALERNO, RIGHT?"

wazzzzuppp! Wazzzzuuuupppp!! WAZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPP!!! Saying hello Martin Payne style to you, Funnyman. Have a wonderful weekend. SAL ARMY stands strong with fanatics like me.
Tony Lawless

Tony Lawless



 Nov 24 2009 6:49 PM

Hi, Hope you have a great week..The Rock Rolls Forever On!!!
NIGGASAURUS

R. R.



 Nov 24 2009 6:49 PM

(GAY-SOUNDING MICHAEL JACKSON): "OKAY, QUINCY GOVERNALE. I'M GONNA START WITH THE CHORUSES, BUT THEN I WANNA FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ROBIN, BEAT UP SOME FAGGOTS, AND THEN EAT A PIZZA GAIN.......OKAY, HERE WE GO.........DA DOOTA DOOTA (BEAT IT TUNE) DOOTA DOOTA DOO DOO...........JUST BEAT IT."
shalea

Shalea lovitt



 Nov 18 2009 11:28 AM

Best thing about you is you make me smile...Have a beautiful week sunshine
ERATOXICA

ERATOXICA



 Nov 16 2009 12:16 PM

rock on from eratoxica.. boston ma
NIGGASAURUS

R. R.



 Nov 14 2009 12:48 AM

Sal, you just got off ranting about anal sex and shit on Facebook. It's Friday 4 PM LA time/7 PM NY time....You are the funniest fucker ever. I love you for loving us, your loyal fans. Thanks for interacting with us. That means a lot to me and all your fans.
shalea

Shalea lovitt



 Nov 13 2009 3:58 PM

Have a beautiful day Sal....
NIGGASAURUS

R. R.



 Nov 11 2009 2:20 PM

(INTELLECTUAL BOOEY): "UHHHHH, EXCUSE ME, SAL. I NEED TO DO LOTS OF READING TODAY, SO CAN I PLEASE HAVE MY CD WALKMAN BACK. I LOVE READING AUDIO BOOKS IN ORDER TO BE SMART."

Gary is a trip. Funnyman, fuck this hiding camel toe shit. Let's you and I go into business and invent a way to hide big, Jew noses. We'll call it "Heeb-Flage." Our motto will be, "Now you can marry a Kennedy." I smell big bucks, Funnyman. Love you, Sal.
Suzy

Suzy



 Nov 11 2009 2:20 PM

:-)
K a t h i l y n

K a t h i l y n



 Nov 11 2009 11:37 AM

lol your prank calls crack me up. lmao! Listening to you and Richard on youtube.
NIGGASAURUS

R. R.



 Nov 10 2009 5:55 PM

(SAL G. AT THE YANKEES' PARADE): "WOULD YOU RATHER FOR AFRICAN CHILDREN TO STARVE OR FOR THE YANKEES' TO WIN ANOTHER WORLD SERIES?"

(ARTIE "FINDS EVERYTHING FUNNY" LANGE): "AAAAAHHHHAHAHA! FUCK THEM AFRICANS. IT'S FUNNY THAT THEY'RE STARVING. AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA. YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE FUNNY? A WORLD SERIES TV SHOW WITH A SHAGGY DOG IN IT. AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA!"

Great work at the parade, Funnyman. You know where the truly fucking rowdy fans are. The question about starving Africans always gets the best responses. Think I have a show with Lisa G. even though I'm not a money lender? LOL
Brandon

Brandon



 Nov 10 2009 11:16 AM

Hey Sal, glad you told Ross Zapin his breath stinks. Honestly he always sounded like a such a big shot, and he's always talking to Gary, GO DO SOME FUCKING WORK!

Keep up the great work man!
Tree SMOKA

Tree Smoka



 Nov 10 2009 11:16 AM

whats up bro hope all is well with all yall Tell howard and everyone i said whats up and party on
The Sheckies "Clambake" OUT NOW!!!

The Sheckies "Clambake" OUT NOW!!!



 Nov 8 2009 3:51 AM

Thanks for approving us dopes!
NIGGASAURUS

R. R.



 Nov 7 2009 1:52 PM

(SAL GOVERNALE): "OKAY, LITTLE ANOTNIO, LET'S PLAY THE "GUESS THE RACE" GAME. OF WHAT RACE IS THE DRIVER DRIVING THAT BMW 3 SERIES HEADED FOR CONNECTICUT?"

(ANTONIO G.): "THE MONKEY RACE!"

(SAL G.): "GOOD JOB, SON! THAT'S TECHNO BEAVER, AND HE IS OF THE MONKEY RACE. I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.............WHAT ABOUT THE RACE OF THAT GUY WITH THE CARAMEL-COLORED KNUCKLES ON THE STEERING WHEEL WHO IS DRIVING THAT 1977, ORANGE-COLORED DATSUN WITH CHROME HUBCAPS?"

You came through for your fans big time by getting on the air and telling the way the World is. Loved every moment of it. Have an amazing weekend, brotha! Remember: our Christian Faith above all!
Adam

Adam



 Nov 6 2009 11:43 PM

Eric is an angry fucking MIDGET! That MIDGET un-friended me for calling him a MIDGET!
Who? Mark White

Mark White



 Nov 6 2009 11:43 PM

Sal, I finally got my Sirius back on after a month and have never missed you more. I drive a 2007 F150 black and haul a landscape trailer. What am I?
NIGGASAURUS

R. R.



 Nov 5 2009 2:32 PM

(HOWARD STERN): "WHAT DO YOUT THINK JOHN HEIN'S DAUGHTER'S BAR MITZVA'S THEME SHOULD BE?"

(ARTIE "LAUGHS AT ANYTHING" LANGE): "AAAAAAAAHHHHHAHAHA. IT SHOULD BE A FUCKING ANNE FRANK THEME! AAAAAHAHAHAHA. YEAH, A FUCKING ANNE FRANK THEME. THEY CAN HIDE UP IN THE FUCKING ATTIC. AAAAAHHHHHAHAHA. SAL AND RICHARD CAN DRESS UP AS FUCKING SS OFFICERS AND PLAY HIDE AND SEEK WITH HER. AAAAAAAAAAAHHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!"

Loving the fact I'm hearing you over the air, Funnyman. You always say the funniest, yet, most honest shit! Keep up the good work.
NIGGASAURUS

R. R.



 Nov 4 2009 4:23 PM

(KING OF ALL BLACKS): "YOOO, NIGGGA! WHY'D YOU HAVE A SCHVOOGIE BUZZARD AT YO' CRIP IF YOU AIN'T GOTS NO TOP-LINE FURNITURE, MOTHAFUCKA!...SHITTTTT, YO NEIGHBORS AIN'T JEWS, THEY PUERTO RICANS! WHAT KIND OF GHETTO SHIITTTT IS THAT?"

I'm reporting for duty, General Funnyman. You keep spreading the word and truth on the kind of people Ross Zapan's race is, and we all know what people we're talking about.....The Jiggaboo call was funny. Racial Humor shall never perish!
NIGGASAURUS

R. R.



 Nov 2 2009 5:30 PM

(BIG SPENDER BOOEY): "UHHHH, EXCUSE ME, SAL. I'M BORED. WANNA GET A BITE TO EAT AT CHOCOLATES OF GARY? IT'S NOT AS EXPENSIVE AS SUSHI OF GARY. AND IF IT IS, SCREW JACKSON'S COLLEGE FUND."

Funnyman! You rock! Hope you had a cool Halloween with your lil' ones.
NIGGASAURUS

R. R.



 Oct 30 2009 5:37 PM

(CHAZ "LANGE" BONO): "ROARRRR. LISTEN, WUZZ! MAN UP! BE A MAN AND CUM INSIDE CHRISTINE, NO MORE CUM IN YOUR POUCH! NO MORE GAY SHIT WITH RICHARD! GO OUT AND BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF 143! BE A MAN LIKE ME!!! ROARRRR!"

Funnyman, I'm hating he fact I don't hear you and what you have to say anymore. You are my favorite staffer. ALL I NEED IS SAL IN MY LIFE! Have a wonderful weekend, brotha. God be with you and your family.
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