




for better or worse, everyone in your life has made you who you are today.





when i'm good i'm very, very good, but when i'm bad, i'm better.




the one thing in my life i can count on is irony...most of the time.




75% of success is ambition.
if i depended on other people i'd be dead by now.




all i can do is be me -
whoever that is.




i am not Barbie and i never will be...
but if you can think for yourself, maybe we can get along.




when choosing between two evils, i always like to try the one i've never tried before.




i love fighting, wrestling, biting, scratching, slapping.
i love bruises.
they're sexy.




i'd rather be hated for who i am than loved for who i'm not.




fame is fleeting - infamy is forever..
absolutely no regrets.