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Samantha's Interests
General
cleptomaniac,tupperwear that doesnt belong to me,revolerthon,knives and forks that dont belong to me,colourful napkins with strange mens numbers on,using poor grammer,hair malting,floating an air biscuit ,
swimming with a float and armbands,grey goose vodka,8 people in a mini,8 people crashing a mini,sharing toilets,paisley,material with a mauve piping or a mustard trim,pooh,portapotty tipping,the letter E , e numbers,pink,strippy socks,furry boots,raving,raving loony,raving loony spotting, blinding myself with science,insomnia,sasquatch hunting,laughing so hard i almost crap my pants. hunting wolverines,upsetting people who dont uderstand my humour. Just plain and simple terrorising ... Click here for the 944 Cover Contest! ADD ME ON FACEBOOK
Music
My taste is er....hmm . Well i like 80/90's- house music ,or what i refer to as drug music, i like upbeat stuff but i do listen to depressing stuff to on my laptop . You wont really find me listening to the top 40 or r&b.My taste is a bit older i should have been born in the 70's maybe
Scared? you will be ...
Enjoy the weirdness of my wireless player, its a musical meddley that will barrage you with fear
Movies
My fave actor
I like many a film though my head is all jumbley so i may miss a few out - popular choices are - Mclovin,Gone with the Wind,Schindlers list,Star Wars ( Because Harrison Ford was fit and im a nerd)The Shining,Batman ( the one with val kilmer , again because im a perv)Bourne Ultimatum,12monkeys,Young Frankenstein,Ferris beullers Day Out,Rocky ( just cos its Rocky) and probably many more ... I used to like True Romance but some c%*t ruined it for me
FOLEYS ON THE GROUNDS I still love you Val ...even if you are old and fat now but also robin a bit too
Television
anything that scares normal people normally intices me...brasseye,mighty boosh,league of gentlemen,teen wolf,alan partridge,red dwarf,my name is earl,PEEPSHOW!comical british quiz shows like have i got news for you,QI and the like
the best
Heroes
Heroes:Alan partridge,sponge Bob,evil kinevil,dolph lundgrun,bill clinton,the krankies,sloth from the goonies,MY NAN she'l kick your arse , Pee Wee Herman,barry H just because ...and he stands up to rapists and peadophiles something we should all do . Click here for the 944 Cover Contest! Look after your chocolate..,Dont be careless with your whisper. Has he even noticed it's here?stay clear ladies!
Dean Cain or look-a-likes welcome...hes my type all the way. Moles .... yes not as cute as you thought eh? Not like the majestic cartooned critters they have you believe , its all a elaborate ploy so next time you see mole hills in your garden be warned they're going to dig in to your house and gnaw your toes off as you sleep. Safe to say this little sh*t became mole stew later that day
Things i dont like I hate cold toast... Im not too sure of Peacocks i think its more of the funny noise they make , it just creeps me out
About me: WELCOME TO MY PAGE ! I APPROVE ANY ONE HERE .. EVEN MASS MURDERERS ...MY OPINION SUCKS,if it doesnt make you suicidal you are gaureenteed your money back , no quibbles!I am originally british ,after all we're renowned for being depressing(like our weather) and wearing wellington boots and tweed ...we also like scones and tea aparently,infact we live on them
I welcome items of toe nail clippings and pubes so i can contribute to my pube pillow i am making,ginger pubes are especially sought after.
BOOKING INQUIRIES
Hi there . Thanks for viewing my profile! Im mainly a glamour model but not a one trick pony with a attitude or no brain! I enjoy all types of work from catolouge to acting , I have experiance in most and enjoy what i do alot and put alot of passion in to it . I am actually highly versitile and would like to turn my attentions more to(real ) presenting and acting , i have a great sense of humour and sharp wit! Im not currently looking for unpaid modelling work (if i want to test il post/ask!).Anything you'd like to ask me dont hesitate to get in touch , but please keep it professional Look forward to hearing from you !
Im also a model booker and help with an agency too , i regularly have jobs for beautiful models 18-25,message me if you are looking for work
If you are seriously wanting to work with me, please send me detailed email request
providing the following information:
1. Your name
2. Location of shoot
3. Compensation/Fee/test(if test see above)
4. Potential dates for shoot
5. Approximate length of shoot
6. Is makeup/wardrobe/hair provided?
7. Brief project description including intended usage and type of release involved
8. Link to samples of your professional web site or page on the net and/or references.
9. Contact information
I will not sign any
release/contract without someone professionally qualified seeing it first and in advance and discussing useage My rates are available on request. All expenses for travelling internationally plus
accommodation if applicable are to be paid in advance and payment on day of shoot.Thanks :-)
I used to get called worzel gummidge , i also used to get called aunt sally , maybe its the disastrous fashion faux's iv gone through over the years.My worst one was the blue tracksuit trousers i wore in NYC a few months ago see told you.... hidiously ANAL
Iv got the wrong trousers on Gromit
Who I'd like to meet: Id like to meet dolphins , manetee's,sea horses but not MONKFISH
Thousand thanks so much perfectpretty Samantha for have to accept my request,i'm so enjoy!Bless you and have a nice week!Sincerly,the french guy of Créteil city,Moh.^^
