SAMN
"GREETINGS, WEBSURFERS!"

Female
22 years old
Pennsylvania
United States



Last Login: 7/6/2008
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    SAMN's Interests
GeneralBAKING, KITTENS, FIREARMS, OUTER SPACE, VISUALIZATION AND KNITTING.
MusicHAVE A LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU?
TelevisionSPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS AND HAUS MD
HeroesYOU. YOU ARE A WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING.
Groups: Stereolab FansNotPron AddictsSports RacersCAPSSPACE!!!!!!

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     SAMN's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Friends
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Taurus



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   SAMN's Blurbs
About me:
DID YOU KNOW THAT MYSPACE IS A VACUUM? THAT MEANS THAT IF YOU TOOK OFF YOUR SPACE HELMET WHILE NAVIGATING IT, YOU'D SUFFOCATE!

MY NAME IS

I LIKE MUSIC, GLITTER AND DRAWING THINGS IN MSPAINT.
AND BY "THINGS" I MEAN "ROBOTS"

THIS IS A FRIEND OF MINE CALLED PIERRE

THEY SAY THAT HE IS THE BOSS

I TYPE IN CAPSLOCK A LOT BECAUSE I AM SO EXCITED TO BE HERE!!!!!
Who I'd like to meet:
IDK, MY BFF JILL?

   SAMN's Friend Space (Top 8)
SAMN has 53 friends.
 THE CASS REGISTER 


 Jessie 


 Maceo 


 stfu jennnn™ 


 ASHLEY 


 BUBZ B. LION 


 ©ManBearPig 


 STEREOLAB 





SAMN's Friends Comments
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ASHLEY





Jul 7 2008 12:36 AM

Jessie





Jul 3 2008 9:38 PM

IT IS FOLK METAL AND THEY HAVE A HURDY GURDY SO KINDLY TAKE YOUR HATORADE ELSEWHERE.
heather





May 10 2008 9:35 PM



Can you beat my score on the "Walt Disney Animated Classics (Name them)" quiz?














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Jessie





May 8 2008 9:32 AM

I HEAR IT'S SOMEBODY'S BIRTHDAY.

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Countess Lauren Ironfist of the Wooden Cutlery





May 8 2008 9:15 AM

HAPPY SAMN DAY!
♥CANE/SNICK/ETC
Amanda





Apr 15 2008 10:29 AM

SAMN YOUR MYSPACE LAYOUT IS BEAUTIFUL. VERY TASTEFUL, IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF.

-BIER
stfu jennnn™





Apr 14 2008 12:51 PM

LMFAO.

I have a horse now silly.
ASHLEY





Apr 5 2008 2:01 AM

if we make a cookie robot can i eat it
Maceo





Feb 21 2008 12:23 PM

Moonrocked?
Jessie





Feb 20 2008 7:23 PM

SAMN SAMN SAMN
I AM COMING BACK IN JULY
OR AUGUST
OR SOMEWHERE IN BETWEEN

AND I'M TAKING THE BELT BACK FROM EDWARDMANIA
ASHLEY





Feb 18 2008 10:44 PM

I AM ON MYSPACE AND I AM LEAVING YOU A COMMENT.
THE CASS REGISTER





Feb 16 2008 11:36 PM

THE REASON BEING: YOU'RE NEVER ON/YOU DON'T CARE. OTHERS MAY SPARE TINY TEARS IF THEY FELL.
heather





Nov 20 2007 9:15 PM

Men have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips
The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile...


If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all da condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it?
a fuckin goodyear!

Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u better have a good hand.

Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin book says!

A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy!

Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.

Send 2 10 freaks in 30 mins. or u will have bad sex. You're it! This is the sexy train, if u receive this it means ur fucking sexy if u get it back you're even sexier. Send 2 ten people......."
miss adrienne





Nov 18 2007 11:58 PM



i miss you
Jessie





Oct 31 2007 10:00 PM

HAPPY CANDY DAY.
heather





Oct 24 2007 10:17 AM

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samn





Oct 3 2007 7:20 PM

your myspace is
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beautiful!
nancy grim





Oct 1 2007 4:03 PM

J





Oct 1 2007 3:30 AM

PRETEND THIS SAYS "SENDN U SUM LUV" IN A REALLY GAY WAY. I ALREADY GAYED UP THE SPELLING FOR YOUR GAYING UP EASE AND CONVENIENCE.
THE CASS REGISTER





Sep 11 2007 5:22 PM

NEVER FORGET --- THIS PAGE IS BANGIN
Jessie





Sep 5 2007 9:23 AM

I HAVE THOSE C.D.'S FOR YOU THAT MR. CHRIS WAS SPEAKING SO HIGHLY OF.

ALSO, WANNA GO TO THE CRACKER BARREL AND MAKE COWS OF OURSELVES ON SATURDAY MORNING? YOU'LL EXPERIENCE THE MOST CLEANSING SHIT EVER AFTERWARDS, I PROMISE.
Countess Lauren Ironfist of the Wooden Cutlery





Sep 2 2007 11:21 PM

TONIGHT... YOU.
Jessie





Aug 31 2007 6:26 AM

KINDLY VIEW THIS.

http://longcatthriller.ytmnd.com/
THE CASS REGISTER





Aug 27 2007 1:57 PM

Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us
Jessie





Aug 23 2007 11:28 AM

I NEED MY LAUNDRY TO FINISH SO I CAN GO TO SLEEP.

THE DAY STAR, IT IS TERRIFYING ME.
ASHLEY





Aug 19 2007 11:54 PM

Jessie





Aug 18 2007 7:47 PM

I NEED THE AMAZING PICTURES FROM YESTERDAY, STAT.
stfu jennnn™





Aug 7 2007 5:40 AM

YEAH THAT WAS AWESOME, TOO BAD YOU NEVER CAME ON MYSPACE YOU ASS.
THE CASS REGISTER





Jul 30 2007 12:19 AM

SHARK WEEK SUCKS DICK.
Jessie





Jul 29 2007 6:28 AM

JESUS HELL, I HOPE THAT MOVING MY SHIT ISN'T THAT TEDIOUS. I WAS THERE FOR TWO DAYS. TWO DAYS? NOTHING SHOULD TAKE TWO DAYS TO DO. GAAAAAHHH.
Jessie





Jul 26 2007 8:54 AM

WTF IS THIS SHIT

http://penismonster.ytmnd.com/
Morrigana





Jul 23 2007 10:59 AM

That looks like a bee's ass. I think I can see tiny bee nads.
J





Jul 23 2007 12:45 AM

SAY U LOVE ME SAMN, THAT'S ALL I ASK

OH AND WOULD IT KILL YOU TO DO THE DISHES? THAT'S ALL I ASK: LOVE AND DISHES.

DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE GARBAGE.
Jessie





Jul 22 2007 10:55 PM

LOL DEATH METAL.
Jessie





Jul 11 2007 8:12 AM

WELCOME BACK TO THE INTERNETS, MY FRIEND. ILU.
THE CASS REGISTER





Jun 26 2007 3:37 AM

HELLO YOUNG FRIEND. HOW DO YOU DO?
ASHLEY





Jun 20 2007 1:09 AM

hey sexii
Shannon





Jun 11 2007 5:15 PM

SAMNTRON! MY GOD! i thought you moved or something? I MISS YOU!!!!! We need to be nerds and have a LAN PARTY again!
Shannon





Jun 11 2007 5:15 PM

SAMNTRON! MY GOD! i thought you moved or something? I MISS YOU!!!!! We need to be nerds and have a LAN PARTY again!
THE CASS REGISTER





Jun 8 2007 1:10 PM

YO IMA TELL YOU STRAIGHT UP HOMEBOY ITS A COLD WORLD. YA WIFE I CALL HER OLD GIRL. HEAD MAKE MY TOEZ CURL. GET WIZE KID, OPEN YA EYELIDS. THAT LAST ABORTION.... THAT WAS MY KID.
The Dirty Girl





Jun 4 2007 6:16 PM

samntron
Jessie





Jun 3 2007 4:36 AM

My dearest Samn,

It pains me to inform you that Mr. Paul of Target has demanded my presence for this coming Friday's shift, which means that you and I cannot cause our usual mayhem at local eateries.

However, the offer still stands for you to attend the gathering at my house on Saturday afternoon. At around two. Or you can come over whenever the fuck you feel like doing so.

My deepest apologies and best regards,
Miss Jessie
ASHLEY





May 31 2007 3:51 PM

i want your body.
Jessie





May 22 2007 6:04 AM

THIS IS TOO CAPSLOCK TO NOT POST.








ILU.
Jessie





May 20 2007 5:19 AM

FIRST OF ALL, YOU BEST HAVE FOUND THE DOUCHEROCKET THAT TOOK OUR FUCKIN' CHALK. AND THEY BETTER BE IN THOUSANDS OF PIECES.

SECONDLY, YOU STILL HAVE MY ROCKO TAPE, BETCH.
Jessie





May 18 2007 6:36 AM

MY DEAREST SAMN,

YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO "ACT A FOOL" WITH ME TODAY UNTIL THE WEE HOURS OF THE MORNING, FOR THERE IS CHINESE FOOD AND BEST WEEK EVER TO BE ENJOYED AT LENGTH.

YOURS SINCERELY,
JESSIE

P.S. I SHALL COME BEARING GIFTS OF ROCKO AND CHALK.

P.P.S. AND BUBBLES.

P.P.P.S. I CANNOT SLEEP.
Jessie





May 14 2007 2:54 PM

WHY THANK YOU SAMN, YOU LOOK LOVELY THIS EVENING AS WELL.
ASHLEY