Men have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile...
If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all da condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it? a fuckin goodyear!
Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u better have a good hand.
Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin book says!
A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy!
Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.
Send 2 10 freaks in 30 mins. or u will have bad sex. You're it! This is the sexy train, if u receive this it means ur fucking sexy if u get it back you're even sexier. Send 2 ten people......."
I HAVE THOSE C.D.'S FOR YOU THAT MR. CHRIS WAS SPEAKING SO HIGHLY OF.
ALSO, WANNA GO TO THE CRACKER BARREL AND MAKE COWS OF OURSELVES ON SATURDAY MORNING? YOU'LL EXPERIENCE THE MOST CLEANSING SHIT EVER AFTERWARDS, I PROMISE.
YO IMA TELL YOU STRAIGHT UP HOMEBOY ITS A COLD WORLD. YA WIFE I CALL HER OLD GIRL. HEAD MAKE MY TOEZ CURL. GET WIZE KID, OPEN YA EYELIDS. THAT LAST ABORTION.... THAT WAS MY KID.
It pains me to inform you that Mr. Paul of Target has demanded my presence for this coming Friday's shift, which means that you and I cannot cause our usual mayhem at local eateries.
However, the offer still stands for you to attend the gathering at my house on Saturday afternoon. At around two. Or you can come over whenever the fuck you feel like doing so.
My deepest apologies and best regards,
Miss Jessie
YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO "ACT A FOOL" WITH ME TODAY UNTIL THE WEE HOURS OF THE MORNING, FOR THERE IS CHINESE FOOD AND BEST WEEK EVER TO BE ENJOYED AT LENGTH.
YOURS SINCERELY,
JESSIE
P.S. I SHALL COME BEARING GIFTS OF ROCKO AND CHALK.
