I love fast cars, big trucks, guns, camping, wheeling, movies, working on MY broke down wrecks but not YOUR broke down wrecks, teasing the mentally handicapped, flinging baby birds from their nests, drinking out of the toilet, standing in line and America..
Music
I jump between country (that's real country and not the Nashville Top-40) and rock.
Movies
I love everything Hal Needham ever did. His movies pretty much have everything a man needs to be entertained for a couple of hours.
Television
Rules Of Engagement has to be the funniest show out there right now!
Books
Chilton's manuals. .
Heroes
All the civil servants out there everyday putting themselves in harm's way for complete strangers. It's disgusting that society will pay a professional athlete millions of dollars a year while our police, military, fire fighters, etc. have to scrape by. These people are my heroes. OK, rant done.
About me: Is this thing on? Hello? What can I say about me? I like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain. I'm just a typical poor country boy trying to make it in the big city. I left the car business and started working for a company that manufactures elliptical machines. This corporate world has been quite the culture shock for me. Some days I think I have it figured out and other days I swear I'll never adjust. I have a great wife. She puts up with all of my wacky shenanigans and doesn't whine about them too much. I've even started teaching her how to work on my rigs. It's kind of cool having her next to me and it's the ONLY time she does what I say...for the most part. She keeps me going in life and says I do the same for her. I guess that makes us successful. Well, check out my page and let me know what you think. Later.
Who I'd like to meet: I'd love to meet the dude living in my head and ask him why he makes me do some of the weird shite he talks me in to doing.
ALSO- Paging Brain Johnson of AC/DC- You live 10 minutes from my parents so let's grab a drink and do some fishing next time I'm down there.
Hey! I found the answer to that question you asked me about the other day. I think that it's Chlamydia you've got. I know you told me that you were having problems with an infectious discharge and I think that the constant pain in your lower stomach and burning sensation when you pee are characteristic of Chlamydia. I know how you didn't want to talk to your parents about it so I didn't mind calling around to find out what is wrong with you. Just being a good friend and letting ya know ~holla back P.S. I heard walgreens has that cream that you needed for that oral herpes too. And dont worry, it doesnt have any alchohol so it wont burn like the last 7 creams you tried. Oh yea ther is one more thing i forgot to tell you....I'm on the wrong damn page sorry [send this to 10 of your friends to make them laugh]
I was looking at your picture and if your head was orange it would look just like a big fucking pumpkin on your shoulders. PUT DOWN THE FORK AND STEP AWAY FROM THE PLATE!!
HEY,HEY,HEY, HOWS IT GOING CUZ? I'M EXCITED I'M ON MYSPACE NOW. HOW'S EVERYTHING? WHEN R U 2 GOING 2 GET YOUR ASSES DOWN HERE 4 A LITTLE VACATION? TELL YOUR BEAUTIFUL WIFE I SAID HELLO!! LOVE YA!
To bad your stuck in MN. Cancun has been great. I hope my liver last one more night. I have a mini bar and liquor dispenser in my room.. They refill it whenever I call them!!! it's almost like having michelle here!
Hi there little bro! Little my ass....lol Good to see you finally made it to cyberspace. Thinking about getting some new ink today gotta see if my guy has any free time today.
Kisses G
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