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Mbrandon Von Awkward

		Omnia iam fient fieri quae posse negabam. Male 24 years old NORTHRIDGE, CALIFORNIA United States Last Login: 8/4/2006

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Mbrandon Von Awkward's Interests

General	I like writing, doing comic books with Nick, building Spooky House, and a lot of outdoor stuff like climbing, hiking, camping, whitewater rafting...yeah. Stuff like that is cool. I don't know, I have way too many interests to type out, as I am lazy and so very tired.
Music	I like classic rock as early as the fifties all the way up to and including stuff like Nirvana and what not. I've always felt that I was born in the wrong decade, as I totally dig and am completely into sixties and seventies rock, like The Who, Jefferson Airplane, Buffalo Springfield. Metal like Metallica and Iron Maiden is cool. I am recently getting a lot more into industrial (Skinny Puppy-type stuff) and punk (Ramones, Adicts, Misfits), and think I can dig that, you hip groovy cats. As long as it's not rap, I'm cool. YES, I can tolerate country - it gave birth to rock, so it can't be all that bad.
Movies	Horror and sci-fi rock. Gorier the better, y'know? I think that's how you spell gorier. Goryier? Gorrier? Nevermind. Movies with cool set design, like House of 1000 Corpses which, though lacking much plot, had EXCELLENT sets and effects as well as music. Indie films are really good, too - Pi, Requiem for a Dream and the like. Quentin Tarantino is OK. I've seen The Rocky Horror Picture Show 50+ times in theaters. Star Wars is cool, but hopefully Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy will trump them all. Lord of the Rings is lame. I do not like The Matrix, but I DO wear a black leather trenchcoat. Go figure.
Television	Actually, all I really watch for the most part is stuff like MAS*H, MST3K, and other shows, but I have 'em all on DVD by the season, so I don't think that really counts...
Books	Books. Um...The Dark Tower kicks proverbial ass. Horror, sci-fi, religious and philosophical fiction are cool too. I also read philosophy, psychology, and autopsy textbooks. I'm just kinda Spooky like that, y'know?
Heroes	I don't really have any heroes. Sorry. Boy, that's kind of depressing, isn't it?
Groups:	spooky house, Valley College Sith Council, MASH, Future Zombie Attack Survivors, Anime Expo Dance, S.Z.C.F. so-cal zombie combat forces View All Mbrandon Von Awkward's Groups

Mbrandon Von Awkward's Details

Status:	In a Relationship
Here for:	Networking, Friends
Hometown:	My room.
Body type:	6' 5" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:	White / Caucasian
Religion:	Atheist
Zodiac Sign:	Taurus
Children:	Someday
Education:	In college
Occupation:	Entrepeneur? Artist? I don't know.
Income:	$250,000 and Higher

Mbrandon Von Awkward's Schools

Los Angeles Pierce College Woodland Hills, CALIFORNIA Graduated: N/A Degree: Bachelor's Degree Major: English / Philosophy Clubs: None. Eat me.	2001 to Present
Granada Hills Senior High Granada Hills, CALIFORNIA Graduated: 2003 Student status: Alumni Degree: High School Diploma Major: Um...yeah.	1999 to 2003

Mbrandon Von Awkward's Companies

BHK Enterprises Um...Woodland Hills?, CA US One of the guys who does stuff.	Current, bro.
MVI Inc. Northridge/Granada Hills, CA US Partner Whatever I want to do. So there.	Um...a while ago to right now.
Tuesday Morning Encino, CA US Assitant Manager I climb ladders.	Last April, I think, to currently.

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About me:

*TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey*
Name:	Brandon.
Birthday:	05.20.85
Birthplace:	Beautiful Corona. In a trailer park. Inside a trailer.
Current Location:	My computer in my room, in Northridge.
Eye Color:	Blue. Is one darker than the other? I shall never know.
Hair Color:	Blonde, or brown. Or red. Or black.
Height:	6'4" - 6'5"
Right Handed or Left Handed:	Right for most things, ambi- for some.
Your Heritage:	Think of all the countries with white people and throw in a tiny bit of native American. There I am.
The Shoes You Wore Today:	Boots.
Your Weakness:	Girls when they cry and my car with a full tank of gas. I go EVERYWHERE and waste time like ka-RAZY.
Your Fears:	Spiders, the inevitable death of all things living, Santa Claus, and being stuck in a job where I do the same...thing...every...day.
Your Perfect Pizza:	Hawaiian, bi'atches.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	A finished comic book.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	"I'm going to kill you."
Thoughts First Waking Up:	"Where am I, and who else is here?"
Your Best Physical Feature:	Um...don't got any?
Your Bedtime:	...bed...time?
Your Most Missed Memory:	Ugh. Too many to pick just ONE.
Pepsi or Coke:	Pepsi. Or Coke.
MacDonalds or Burger King:	McDonalds. I don't know of this MACDonalds, but...it sounds lame.
Single or Group Dates:	As a general rule, single - group dates can get kind of awkward, and that first kiss is being scrutinized by your buddies.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	Tazo Awake, Tazo Chai, Yogi Bhajan tea, Peets tea, Republic of Tea White Jasmine, or anything green.
Chocolate or Vanilla:	Um...chocolate.
Cappuccino or Coffee:	Black coffee or a double shot of espresso. Or anything else.
Do you Smoke:	Mmmyep.
Do you Swear:	Fuck yeah.
Do you Sing:	When nobody's paying attention...
Do you Shower Daily:	Several times a day even.
Have you Been in Love:	I don't know why I said I didn't know. Yes. I have been. Very much so.
Do you want to go to College:	...I AM in college. Fucktard.
Do you want to get Married:	NOOOOO.
Do you belive in yourself:	Well...I'm here, aren't I?
Do you get Motion Sickness:	No. At least, I haven't yet.
Do you think you are Attractive:	Not really, no.
Are you a Health Freak:	Pffft. No.
Do you get along with your Parents:	OK with my parents...unless they're on one of they're SCHIZO stages.
Do you like Thunderstorms:	I do indeed.
Do you play an Instrument:	Piano - 8 years.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	Yes.
In the past month have you Smoked:	Not since an hour ago. Wait...so...yes...
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	No.
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	Yep.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	Yeah, unfortunately.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	Not Oreos.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	Spicy tuna roll. Yum.
In the past month have you been on Stage:	I've STOOD on stage...
In the past month have you been Dumped:	Um...yeah, actually.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	No.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	Yes.
Ever been Drunk:	Many times.
Ever been called a Tease:	I don't THINK so...
Ever been Beaten up:	OH yeah.
Ever Shoplifted:	Yes.
How do you want to Die:	In a world turning battle that will decide the fate of millions. Like Star Wars.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	A writer/philosopher at heart who also does other stuff.
What country would you most like to Visit:	Canada. No no - I kid. Probably Japan.
*In a Boy/Girl..*
Favourite Eye Color:	Green is cool, but I'm not picky.
Favourite Hair Color:	No preference.
Short or Long Hair:	I like BOTH.
Height:	Not freakishly short like me.
Weight:	Pfft. I dunno.
Best Clothing Style:	Oh, there are many.
Number of Drugs I have taken:	Oh...a couple.
Number of CDs I own:	Many, but I have no idea where most of them are.
Number of Piercings:	None.
Number of Tattoos:	None...YET.
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	Heh. Heh heh. C'mon. All of 'em in THIS little box?
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

You Should Be A Poet

You craft words well, in creative and unexpected ways.
And you have a great talent for evoking beautiful imagery...
Or describing the most intense heartbreak ever.
You're already naturally a poet, even if you've never written a poem.

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I'd like to meet people that aren't...hmm, how do I say it? I don't like dicks. Same goes for asses, douche bags, and all around fuckheads. Yeah...fuckheads suck.

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Bludgeons the Clown	Jul 24 2008 6:08 AM What up homes?
"ALMOST"ELDER BAGLEY	Nov 19 2007 7:13 PM
English Demon	May 14 2007 1:00 PM Your birthday is coming up man... and i am being a sucky friend... i should write more but i dont know what to say..... I know you wont read this till you come out but i hope you know i am in your thoughts and i will send you a letter very soon! -Rich
skootr	Mar 21 2007 1:14 PM keepin you in my prayers dawg
Erica	Sep 28 2006 11:30 PM hey buddy, how are you doing?
Mike	Aug 12 2006 4:26 AM i went to the church today and saw their bodies..it was sad...i heard u were confessin...but i dont think u did it which makes no sense
[miiike]:	Aug 11 2006 2:05 PM Hey man. I hope you're doing okay. If there is anything you need you let me know. Take care of yourself.
skootr	Aug 11 2006 8:48 AM yo dawg my condolances kepp ya head up. when all this stupid crap is done you've still got a friend in me big dawg.
\m/ Valkyrie \m/	Aug 8 2006 7:13 PM ok, i know i havent been in much contact with you lately and i never got to know u terrbly well but FUCK THIS BULLSHIT! i'm SURE you didn't do it and the news people can BITE A FUCKING CURB and get their heads stomped on for the NEGATIVE view they put on you and your family. i just read and saw the news report your buddy left some days ago on your comments. that guys a fucking DOUCHE for thinking u did it. ALSO, the fact that there was some fat dude saying shit about u along with the news assholes pissed me off. "oh, he had a darker side" BLAH BLAH BLAH!!! they ALWAYS want to blame the ones who arn't quite up to par of being a "NORMAL PERSON" in societies eyes. FUCK THAT!!! how many so called "NORMAL" people commit crimes each day? EVERY FUCKING DAY yet they get off easy cuz they are "NORMAL" in societies eyes. GOD THAT REALLY PISSED ME OFF! anyway, i hope you get out soon and can read all these comments to see who your REAL friends are. i'm TERRIBLY sorry for your loss and can only IMAGINE the pain, anger and frustration you must be feeling sitting in a jal cell KNOWING you were innocent. FUCK THE COPS AND THE DAMN MEDIA! good luck!!! shakes head
Chaos_Drive	Aug 8 2006 11:27 AM I'm still reeling with the shock of all of this. I can only imagine how you feel. You are one of the most talented and intelligent people I know. You were always there when I needed you. I believe in you Brandon. You can make it through this.
Chaos_Drive	Aug 8 2006 11:20 AM Brandon, I just heard the news. Are you ok? what happened. I don't think you would have done anything like what they are accusing you of.
cadenzoid	Aug 7 2006 9:41 AM branden, i'm so sorry about your family. I can't imagine what coming home to that must be like. my thoughts are with you mate, i can't and don't believe that you had anything to do with it. if you need anything, let me know, i have the same cell phone number. -Colin
Dj Jägdpanzer	Aug 5 2006 8:24 AM I SUPORT YOU BRANDON! I KNOW YOU DIDN'T DO IT!
Mike	Aug 5 2006 6:38 AM brandon wtf did u do? multiple wounds...y the fuck would u have killed ur family and sister..to people wonderin wtf im talkin bout...........http://cbs2.com/topstories/local_story_216142128.html
Lisa	Jul 13 2006 8:09 AM Butchflowers the Scooperscout...ScooperScout?...yeah... ok.. anyway, he/she? is ready for action.... well.. not yet.. but SOON! well.. not that soon.. um.. yeah......
Alan/Pop*Tart/syxtfour	Jul 1 2006 10:08 AM I'm still waiting to give you your present. ...and for me to get mine. Monkeys only last for so long in a box, y'know.
Mike	Jun 17 2006 4:00 AM hey brandon..long time no talk...wuts up?? p.s.- in case u dont remember who this is, this is michael, u kno, Tuesday Morning...ya
Lisa	May 22 2006 9:36 PM i keel you.
Chaos_Drive	May 20 2006 8:54 AM Happy fucking birthday fool. We'll have to torch a Cornfield or something!
Erica	Mar 11 2006 9:12 PM you need to come up and visit us! WE MISS YOU!!!!
{infexious 2 the core}	Feb 21 2006 9:52 AM Heeeeey! how's it goin? any good kidnappings lately?
Alan/Pop*Tart/syxtfour	Dec 25 2005 8:33 AM MERRY CHRISTMAS, AWKWARD!
Bradley	Dec 22 2005 4:58 PM Happy Holidays!
Alan/Pop*Tart/syxtfour	Dec 19 2005 12:51 AM Are... are you wearing a strainer on your head?
MEXIMIKE	Nov 27 2005 1:16 AM Fuh duh da duh......

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