***As a Matter of Fact, I AM Sam Ventura***'s Comedian Bio
Bio
Hi. I'm Sam Ventura. I want to make you laugh. I was born in Orange County, California and I knew early on that I liked to make people laugh. I was always a smart-ass and was constanly getting in trouble in school for making the other kids laugh. Silly. Having a long admiration and love of comedy, I knew it was in my future. I just took the scenic route. By scenic I mean I had a bunch of random jobs from bartending to working in a jail. Scary. Now, I'm focused and all about the funny. I try to look for the fun in life and all it's adventures. Hopefully you'll come out to a show and we can have fun together. In the dirty way. Sexy.
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samventura.com
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***As a Matter of Fact, I AM Sam Ventura***'s Interests
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I like stuff.
Music
Since taste in music is one of the most judgemental subjects, just know that i am into whatever is cool, but not mainstream of course because mainstream isnt cool, right? Mainstream means they sold out or something like that and selling out is wrong and i just dont see how any band in their right mind would want to actually get paid to play music. i mean come on, money for music?!?!? just doesnt make sense to me. and dont get me started about what it does to the poor loyal fans who used to listen to them when they were underground. you mean these fans actually have to pay for a CD??? and they have to pay to see them live??? What bastards these so called musicians are, making poor hardworking kids shell out their hard-earned bucks for a lousy rock concert. the nerve of these "performers" to charge us to go see them play!!! How dare these- Aww fuck it, NSYNC ROCKS!!!
***As a Matter of Fact, I AM Sam Ventura***'s Blurbs
About me: Ok, so I used to have this spot filled with what I thought was a witty little bio... I guess I felt that since I'm a "comedian" then I need to flood my page with funny. Well I don't. If you know me, then I've probably made you laugh a few times and that's good enough for me. But there's much more to me than that. I'm probably one of the best guys you'll ever meet and I have plenty of people who would easily back that statement up. I try to focus on enjoying life but sometimes life gets in the way of my enjoyment. I know where I want to end up but I'm still mapping out how I'm gonna get there. I have a mind that doesn't stop and I still can't figure out if that's good or bad. I love to meet and get to know new people because I appreciate all of our differences. I'm very silly but I can turn dead-serious in a heartbeat. I'll do anything for those that I care about regardless of whether or not they'd return the favor. I thank my mom for the way I am cause I believe she raised me right, as a gentleman and a truly good person. Seems like we're a dying breed...
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FREE SHOT THIS FRIDAY ***As a Matter of Fact, I AM Sam Ventura***, I want you to join us in breaking a Guinness Book World Record. We are attempting for the most people taking a shot at once. The group shot takes place at 11pm - the sparkle angles will come out with 1500 shots, once everyone has their shot we will make world history by having the most people take a shot at once. Come before 11pm and say you are here for the world record and you'll get in free. Doors open at 7pm and from 7-9 pm All Drinks are 2 for 1 (everyday) SEE YOU FRIDAY
Whats Up Sam I am doing good I should be back to work to Uni at the end of July. I dont Know if you Know I got Thyroid Cancer so I have been dealing with that.How are you doing?
Well...I was too drunk to remember the fight. Almost got beat up for being the only person in the bar cheering. And ate shit in the parking lot...lots of bruises. And im still drunk. If that makes u feel any better...
hey sam hope all is well !! I havn'nt been to holly in like three years man since i saw your funny ass , but my lady and i are heading down there at the end of the month .. will you have any shows around then ??
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