Sam 'Sam Waters' Waters plays a Gibson guitar and a Fisher Price drum machine. He records on a four track recorder with three tracks of audio and one track of tea spill. He does it in a kitchen with a dangerously unstable teapot for a mic stand. There are no hand claps, for he only has one hand. He sings songs in the first-person like everyone else with a guitar; and talks about himself on the internet in the third-person like everyone else with a space to fill.
