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Sandy Asai
Stand-Up / Women / Asian

		... the moment one definitely commits oneself, then providence moves, too. Female 17 years old Boston United States Last Login: 8/24/2009

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Sandy Asai's Comedian Bio

Bio

Sandy Asai's brand of smart and witty comedy has quickly made her a favorite on the Boston comedy scene.

Using a deadpan delivery, combined with a unique view of the world around her, Sandy keeps the audience laughing, and wondering what comes next. Her charming and riveting presence adds to the excitement of watching her performance.

Besides performing regularly at the Comedy Studio in Cambridge, the Comedy Connection, Nick's Comedy Stop, Doherty's Comedy, and Emerald Isle, she has enchanted students and faculties at Harvard University, U. Mass, and Wellesley College, and was a semi-finalist in Cambridge Fringe Festival Contest, was a hit in Boston Comedy Festival for three years in a row!

She has also worked alongside New England comedy legends Don Gavin, Steve Sweeney, Kevin Knox, Tony V and Paul Nardizzi, and has appeared with a national headliner such as Brett Butler, television's Grace Under Fire.

Her hilarious and clean act is sure to please at corporate, college, or club comedy shows.

Influences

Everybody that I met, or encountered, good and horrid.

TV Shows

Commercials - Bose; DiBona, Bornstein & Random; Dunkin Donuts; CT Lottery; Harvard Business School.

Sandy Asai's Interests

General	World Peace. People. Things that make me go "Wow, I had no idea!" Or, "Heee heee heee. Dass funny... tears"
Music	... this is too personal. You are going to have to settle for my social: 555-55-5555.
Movies	"The Thomas Crown Affair;" "Amelie"; "Home for the Holidays"; "Nobody’s Fool"; "The Lord of the Rings" - the extended versions, definitely; "Shawshank Redemption" - even better than the book, if you can imagine that; "Fight Club"; "Face Off"; "Groundhog Day."
Television	Need one. ... Really. Favorite shows: "Sex and the City," "Will & Grace," "Arrested Development," "Scrubs," "The Office," and, of course, "*Teletubbies*."
Books	Seen them. Kokoro (well, all writings) by Natsume Soseki; Hanfeizi - Then, I was not alone.
Heroes	My best* friends.* Sugihara "Sempo" Chiune. Koenuma Nobutsugu. Paul Farmer. Tom White. Barack Obama. Kevin Knox. Paul Nardizzi. Dan Sally. Renata Tutko. Every single being who, each day, consciously chooses to take the time, energy, and thought to treat him/herself and others with respect, especially when times are tough.

Sandy Asai's Details

Status:	In a Relationship
Here for:	Networking, Friends
Hometown:	Queens, NY
Zodiac Sign:	Gemini
Education:	Post grad
Occupation:	Good to have.

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About me:

I choose happiness over fun. Sometimes the two are mutually exclusive.
I LOVE growing, improving, and changing; I dislike status quo. - I can stay still when I am dead.

I LOVE sunshine; I don’t like melanoma, or wrinkles.
I don’t take long walks on the beach; I take naps on the beach.
I love bikinis: they are so freeing. I don’t like my eczema.

I like hiking up mountains; I don’t enjoy the walks down. - It’s depressing to keep looking down.
I love the views from the apices; I don’t like The View.
I love batting baseballs; I am not good at throwing them.
I love rock climbing (on walls, too); I detest gawks at my harnessed butt as I "climb-on."
I love long walks on the Esplanade; I don’t like the fume-infested streets on my way to the Esplanade.

I don’t like getting drenched from rain, but I like that rain cleans the air.
I don’t like the darkness and cold of rain, but I like the flashes of brightness that are thunderbolts, and the rainbow that follows.

I LOVE the taste of good tequila, and savoring different kinds of beers, wines, ports, etc. I dislike the taste of analgesic booze.
I like building things: relationships, knowledge, skills, laughters, suspense..... I don’t believe in "single-serving" fun, friend, sex, relationship, etc. that leads to nothing, or worse: something bad. - They waste precious time.
I love "Fight Club"; I don’t like fights in clubs.

I LOVE laughing loud and hard. I like crying loud and hard, too. - If I can openly feel the pain, I can fully feel the joys.
I love everything that leads up to fun consensual sex; I don’t like everything that follows.
I love excellence. It’s simply beautiful to witness; awe-inducing and blessed to be in the presence of.
I don’t believe in "don’t fix what’s not broken;" I believe in always striving to do and be better.
I like resolving issues at all costs so that I can move on; I don’t like thinking that problems will "just go away." - They never seem to.

I love smiles on people’s faces; I don’t like the pop-quiz that follows the smile on a professor’s face.
I welcome the pain that inspires me to grow; I yearn to run away from the pain of having caused another sadness I cannot undo.
I love that I am strong; I hate that I am weak.
I love that I love; I dislike that I cannot be loving.

I LOVE loving; I dislike disliking.

I, apparently, love writing about myself; I dislike having that pointed out. Ouch.

THE END

(Help was from Thomas’ Myspace Editor V4.4).

Who I'd like to meet:

...my expectation.

YOU!

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Sandy Asai has 221 friends.

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Roman Pierce	Nov 10 2008 5:23 PM I'm at the Studio this Wed the 12th and again on Nov 30...see you soon
Roman Pierce	Oct 28 2008 6:34 PM I've been well. How've you been? Any Studio dates coming up?
Roman Pierce	May 11 2008 7:35 PM Hey Sandy, it was nice meeting you last night. Great set!
GFUNNY	Apr 10 2008 5:05 PM Thanx Sandy :) I'm the Fat Cat around Boston-I get the party rolling!!! Forward / Add to your profile MySpace Comments
Scotty L	Mar 19 2008 5:55 PM Get Out to see Sandy and all her Glory the last Friday in March!
Scotty L	Dec 8 2007 4:43 PM Sandy rocks the holidaze!
Michelle Lynn	Dec 4 2007 12:49 AM Hey Lady! Just dropping in with a "Hiya" and to tell you it was great to meet you the other night! :) Take Great Care! Chelle
Tom E. Morello	Nov 2 2007 4:21 AM This is a link to a comedy contest I could sure use some help winning! Pretty please: Vote Tom E Mo!
Kris Earle	Oct 20 2007 1:52 PM LEWS 10:20
Dana J. Bein	Oct 19 2007 3:50 AM I've been great. You? You're funny. Have you still been funny?
Jono Zalay	Sep 17 2007 7:14 AM where have you been the last 78 months? i havent seen you around boston. unless it was in the asian part, where i may or may not have seen you since everyone looks alike.
Tissa	Sep 7 2007 2:24 AM Hey chickie! How were the ColorStruck shows? I can't believe I missed them this year. I was thinking of you that weekend!
Seth Bond Perry	Sep 6 2007 10:31 PM hi sandy. i am coming down to the studio on thursday. i am hoping that you are performing there as well that night. i hope you are well and perhaps we will see one another again soon. sethbondperry
Oh Sherry!	Sep 2 2007 5:11 PM Hey sweetie I have been pretty good...hangin in there how about you?
Beantown Comedy Boston/Randolph/Worcester & N.E.	Aug 31 2007 1:25 AM Hope thing are well. Just a Hi to Check In Dick Deoherty
Winston	Jul 27 2007 12:23 AM Touche!
Winston	Jul 16 2007 4:38 PM Hey, how are you? Drop me a line sometime!
Rebecca Parello	Jul 8 2007 3:47 AM I have had that Fergie song in my head for like three days now! Just wanted to let you know that I'm thinking of you. Hope you're well... I'm working on finals now. I should be able to have a life again by mid August.
Brett "The Miracle" Groh	Jul 1 2007 11:32 PM Hey Sandy, Are we still funk buddies?
Constance X Online Now!	May 29 2007 10:34 PM Thought I'd say hi. Haven't seen you around lately, but maybe it's me who's not getting out. Connie
Oh Sherry!	May 21 2007 2:17 AM hey woman...how are ya? just droppin a line
Luke Hanbury	May 15 2007 5:29 AM I really wanna meet you and watch you be funny! I rilly do. Dang it.
Shawn Carter	May 6 2007 9:28 PM Actually it's a trash barrel, but I think it could float, so maybe in the future if times get tough.
Constance X Online Now!	May 5 2007 11:12 PM Hey Sandy, Good to see you doing comedy around town, especially times like at the Isle, when you're the only other woman in the room! Connie
Kris Earle	Apr 28 2007 5:43 PM Hi Sandy!

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