OK, let's start with the basics. I'm Sarah. I'm 25, but still around 17 on the inside. I am generally a happy person ^_^ I was born in June and thus am a Gemini, meaning that I am manipulative, witty, two-faced, greedy, friendly, talkative, lazy, creative and impulsive. Some of these facts are true. I'll let you decide which.
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I've recently run away from my home town Lancaster to live in the centre of Manchester. No real reason why, other than the belief that there has to be more to life than Lancaster. So if you happen to see me looking a little lost and lonely, come say hi - I don't know many people round Mancland...yet.
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I have a degree in English Literature. I am good at it. But I'm not much good at any other subjects. Do not ask me about Geography, Maths, Science, Foreign languages...infact, don't ask me about anything that isn't Art or English, as I will reveal my true colours as a natural blonde, and a natural air-head. >_<
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I used to work at The Pub in Lancaster. Serving beer to bikers whilst listening to live bands was ace, and I loved my job more than anyone should be allowed to. I miss The Pub and its many weird and wonderful denizens lots and have so many awesome and bizarre memories from there ^_^
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I go out drinking and dancing a lot...and generally fall over. I always try and blame it on the pavement, my platforms, my natural clumsiness or other people...but the cold hard truth is that I just can't balance very well when I'm drunk...so if you see me on the floor, do the decent thing and help me up.
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My biggest secret is that I'm actually very SHY. I'm just very good at hiding it.
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I'm seriously needle-phobic...yet I have my ears and tongue pierced, my lip pierced three times and two tattoos. Go figure. I never promised I'd make sense.
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I like boys, even though they often confuse me; and I like girls, because they're prettier than boys.
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Vodka makes me reckless and irresponsible. Gin makes me cry. Sailor Jerry's makes me happy and relaxed. VK Cherry makes me hyper. Baileys makes me sleepy and affectionate. Tequila does NOT make me happy. Southern Comfort makes me violent O_o White wine makes me talkative and giggly...then horny...then completely erases my memory :S
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I'm not as tall as I look, I just have this bizarre obsession with platforms and stilettos. You will never find me in a pair of flats.
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Sometimes it takes me ages to get back to people. I'm not being rude or ignoring you...I'm just ditzy as fuck and work odd hours >_<
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Whilst I will quite happily nearly wet myself laughing at the most simple and inane of things, I also have a very dry sense of humour. Don't take me too seriously ;)
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But most importantly, mine's a double Tia Maria with fresh orange with ice and a straw, or a double Sailor Jerry and coke with a dash of lime if you've got the cash. Thanks in advance.
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Also. please note: My pictures are in chronological order - most recent first, older ones last. Some of the older ones are pretty ancient...but fun to keep none-the-less ^_^
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I *love*:
[x]the sound of the rain on my window[x]
[x]skinny boys[x]
[x]music[x]
[x]Bizarre magazine[x]
[x]singing in the shower[x]
[x]drinking to excess[x]
[x]dancing like I'm the only person in the room[x]
[x]fake hair[x]
[x]corsetry[x]
[x]fuck-off huge platform boots[x]
[x]Pon and Zi[x]
[x]Kirov vodka[x]
[x]Mexican and Italian food[x]
[x]friends[x]
[x]the cold side of the pillow[x]
[x]dreaming[x]
[x]talking[x]
[x]sweet spirits[x]
[x]schlock-horror-gore[x]
[x]thumping bass[x]
[x]reading[x]
[x]my darling rat Marilyn[x]
[x]Bianca Beauchamp[x]
[x]Trevor Brown's artwork[x]
[x]Carmen Electra[x]
[x]my bed[x]
[x]attention[x]
[x]take-away[x]
[x]liquid eyeliner[x]
[x]MAC and NARS[x]
[x]Jeremy Kyle[x]
[x]graveyards[x]
[x]kissing[x]
[x]SingStar[x]
[x]Jordan[x]
[x]physical beauty[x]
[x]piercings[x]
[x]fifties pin-ups[x]
[x]Roman Dirge's comic strips[x]
[x]retro video-games[x]
[x]the smell of the night air[x]
[x]cyborgs+androids[x]
[x]having my hair stroked[x]
[x]glow-sticks[x]
[x]stockings[x]
I *hate*:
[x]bitching[x]
[x]babies[x]
[x]mayonnaise[x]
[x]hot weather[x]
[x]things I can't do[x]
[x]chavs[x]
[x]people laughing at me[x]
[x]plans gone awry[x]
[x]physical pain[x]
[x]hangovers[x]
[x]my friends being hurt[x]
[x]being ignored[x]
[x]not having any money[x]
[x]Internet Explorer[x]
[x]Archers[x]
[x]break-ups[x]
[x]early mornings[x]
[x]liars[x]
[x]bad grammar[x]
[x]tights[x]
[x]boredom[x]
[x]parts of my own mind[x]
I am:
[x]strong-willed[x]
[x]paranoid[x]
[x]impatient[x]
[x]a bitch[x]
[x]over-protective[x]
[x]loyal[x]
[x]a loud-mouth[x]
[x]shy[x]
[x]a walking paradox[x]
[x]lazy[x]
[x]good with make-up[x]
[x]rubbish with money[x]
[x]a grammar nazi[x]
[x]confused[x]
[x]Epicurean[x]
[x]1337!!1one!1[x]
[x]picky[x]
[x]a fully ordained vicar[x]
[x]crap at making decisions[x]
♥All the problems make me wanna go♥
♥Like a bad girl straight to video♥
♥Little darling welcome to the show♥
♥You're a failure played in stereo♥
