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| General | I like to drink out of pinesol bottles, i confuse dogs with reindeer, i like dive bars and ho's | | Music | the guy who did all the xmas songs with cat meaws, the sound of stuff breaking
Whitetrash Wonderland
(formerly called Essex Wonderland –
changed to white trash cuz Essex
is in Baltimore and we are not)
Original version played on
WIYY 98 Rock, Baltimore
Oh by the way, hey did you know,
Tomorrow night, we're playin bingo
Its a beautiful sight we're goin bowling tonight
We're walkin in a white trash wonderland.
Down the plant, we got the day off
Cuz the foreman got his payoff
We're drinkin all day, then whizzin away
We're walkin in a white trash wonderland.
Let me tell ya somethin at this time hon
White trash is da only way to be
While your at it you should get your hair done
And bleach it blonde so all the folks'll see.
We're gettin Hazel ta make some eggnog
In the fireplace, we'll burn a fake log
Little Butchie will cry, he don't like pumpkin pie
We're walkin in a white trash wonderland
Joey's home from the service
and his girlfriend is gettin nervous
While he was at sea, she contracted VD
They're walkin in a white trash wonderland.
You can make an ornament from a Bud Can
And then yous can hang it from the tree
'Sherry are you pregnant?,' she'll say, 'No Man
But I'm thirteen so ain't it time to be?'
We're callin Donnie up in jail
We're raising money to post his bail
Our neighbor is cranked and uncle Jimmy is tanked
We're walkin in a white trash wonderland (2x)
HUFF! THE NITROUS ANGELS SING
NOS! The Herald Angels Sing
Glory to the Whipped Cream King
Peace on Earth and wah-wahs wild
Suck it up in legal style
Berkeley Farms and Redi-Whip
Really gave us all a trip
Lechter's sells 'em by the case
Suck some down and lose your face
NOS! The Herald Angels Sing
Glory to the Whipped Cream King!
THE TWELVE DRUGS OF CHRISTMAS
(originally sung by the
Mushroom Tabernacle Choir)
A Tab of Yellow Sunshine LSD
2 Hundred Reds
3 Pounds of Grass
4 Grams of Hash
5 Valiums
6 Joints of Smoking
7 Whites a-Buzzing
8 Spoons of Snorting
9 Caps of dropping
10 Peyote Buttons
11 Magic Mushrooms
12 Pints a-dripping
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Twelve Days of Christmas
Lyrics by Peter Doty
On the first day home for Christmas, my mother said to me:
1. You haven't got a decent thing to wear.
2. You've put on some weight.
3. You should get a job.
4. Visit your Aunt Rosie.
5. Still no girlfriend?
6. What's that in your suitcase?
7. You smoke marijuana.
8. Ester has two children.
9. Are you still on food stamps?
10. Herbie's getting married.
11. Your life is a disaster.
12. Both of us still love you.
Deck My Balls
Deck my balls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la.
Tap the keg, inflate the dolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la.
Don we now our rubber panties,
Fa la la la la, la la la.
We're a bunch of twisted Santies,
Fa la la la la, la la la.
Naughty girls are such a treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la.
These North Poles were made for pleasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la.
Fucked the elves, fucked all the reindeer,
Fa la la la la, la la la.
Fuck the cookies, bring us COLD BEER!
Fa la la la la, la la la.
Deck the Halls
Hit the malls with sticky fingers
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
'Tis the season to be stealin'
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Don we now our free apparel.
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Feel the ancient Yuletide peril
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Store detectives look for losers
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Grab the goods and hit the exit
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Follow me in guilty pleasure
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
While we rip off Yuletide treasure.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Fast away the booster passes
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
While the store cop passes gasses
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Puttin' goodies in our pockets
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Can't afford the X-mas tchotchkas.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
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Police Navidad
Police Navidad
Police Navidad
Police Navidad
Prospero Año y Policidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
You got the right to remain silent
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the barrel of my gun.
Police Navidad
Police Navidad
Police Navidad
Prospero Año y Policidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
You got the right to remain silent
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the barrel of my gun.
We Wish You A Merry Christmas (Revised)
Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire
Chipmunks roasting on an open fire,
Jack Frost ripping up your nose.
Yuletide carolers being thrown in the fire,
And folks dressed up like buffaloes.
Everybody knows a turkey slaughtered in the snow,
Helps to make the season right.
Tiny tots with their eyes all gouged out,
Will find it hard to see tonight.
They know that Santa's on his way,
He's loaded lots of guns and bullets on his sleigh.
And every mother's child is sure to spy,
To see if reindeer really scream when they die.
And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
To kids from one to ninety two.
Although it's been said many times, many ways,
Merry Christmas,
Merry Christmas,
Merry Christmas,
Fuck you! | | Movies | the christmas story, the nightmare befor christmas, bad santa etc. |
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| Status: | Swinger | | Orientation: | Not Sure | | Hometown: | north pole dumb ass | | Religion: | Other | | Zodiac Sign: | Capricorn | | Children: | Proud parent | | Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
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