The Original Nashville Santa Rampage
"Ho Ho Ho!!!"

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101 years old
North Pole, Top Of The World
Canada



Last Login: 6/24/2008
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    The Original Nashville Santa Rampage's Interests
GeneralToys, Reindeer, Mrs. Claus, Elves, Dancing On Bars
MusicSanta loves the hell out of some death metal!!!
MoviesMiracle On 34th Street, White Christmas, The Santa Clause, Ernest Saves Christmas, A Christmas Story, Santa Claus The Movie, Holiday Inn, It's A Wonderful Life, It Came Upon A Midnight Clear, Jingle All The Way, Christmas Vacation, Anal Gang Bang 25
TelevisionStar Wars Holiday Special
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     The Original Nashville Santa Rampage's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:North Pole
Body type:5' 11" / More to love!
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:Some college
Occupation:Toy Maker
Income:$250,000 and Higher



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Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket Every year Santa Claus descends on our fair city of Nashville to bring presents to all the good girls and boys. In celebration of his yearly visit we don the uniform of the jolly one and spread our own brand of Christmas cheer through the streets. Here is a statement from our Alpha Santa:

this is a santa rampage. read "santa" rampage. you must wear a santa suit. they're cheap. under 20 bucks at some places. if you can't afford that then steal one. if you ain't got the balls to steal one, then you aint no santa anyway.

Here's some great information about Santarchy from the Washington cacophonists:

Santa's Rules:

Be Jolly.

Santa apparel is mandatory. A Santa hat is not enough. Get a Santa suit. Make a Santa suit. Steal a Santa suit. Buy a Santa suit. If you don't have any money, be creative. If you don't have any creativity, slap yourself three times and ask your mom to help you. Glue cotton balls to red long johns. Already have a Santa suit? Make a spare so Santa can assimilate strangers. Past examples: pimp Santa/Santa garcia/Santa's naughty little helper. Traditional suits can be bought at local party stores or ordered online for $12 and up.

Santa's Reminders:

The schedule is open to liberal interpretation by Santa. If you can't show up for the start, get the cell number of someone who can talk you in later.

Santa does not make children cry (unless they whine, snivel, or otherwise deserve it). Really - If you see kids, give them nice toys, candy, or something pleasant. Feel free to urinate on their parents.

Watching Santa get drunk and obnoxious is fun. Babysitting Santa while they vomit in an alley is not.

Twisting the holiday paradigm until it screams for mercy is fun! Getting arrested is not. Santa Claus is friendly and cooperative with cops, security guards, park rangers, and secret service agents, and doesn't break any laws (unless they're stupid and deserve to be broken).

Bring gifts -- Naughty gifts to give grown ups; nice stuff to give kids. Throwing coal at the white house is discouraged (see ..4 above).

Pay your own damn bar tab.

The answer to important questions that may arise:

Q: Who's in charge?

A: "Santa"

Q: What organization are you with?

A: "Santa"

Q: What are you protesting?

A: "Shitty holiday parties"

Q: How did you get here?

A: "A sleigh and eight tiny reindeer"

Q: Where are you going?

A: "I'm only allowed to tell you if you dress like Santa"

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Who I'd like to meet:
All the good girls and boys. And a few of those naughty girls. I have a list...

http://www.santarchy.com/

http://groups.myspace.com/santarampagenashville

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LaLa





May 16 2008 2:26 PM

TO ALL OF MY SONGWRITING FRIENDS… LISTEN UP!!

THERE IS AN AMAZING EVENT I GO TO EVERY YEAR CALLED THE DURANGO SONGWRITERS’ EXPO AND THIS YEAR IT IS CLOSER THAN EVER TO NASHVILLE!!
IF YOU'VE NEVER BEEN, YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS IT. IT IS ONE OF THE MOST AMAZING NETWORKING OPPOTUNITIES OF THE YEAR AND IT HAS RESULTED IN PUB DEALS AND HIT SONGS FOR SOME OF THE ATTENDEES, INCLUDING THE CURRENT RASCAL FLATTS HIT, "EVERY DAY," WHICH WAS PENNED BY DURANGO ATTENDEE ALISSA MORENO IN A COWRITE WITH JEFF STEELE AT 1 OF THE DURANGO EVENTS.
THE EXPO IS MAY 29-31 IN ASHVILLE, N.C. AND I CAN'T SAY ENOUGH ABOUT IT. PLEASE GO CHECK OUT MORE DETAILS ON MY MYSPACE AND REGISTER FOR THE EVENT.
AND BE SURE AND TELL THEM I SENT YA! - LALA
Leslie Unknown





Apr 14 2008 7:52 PM

If you want to come just print this off, write MY name (Leslie) in the space and present it at the door. Print as many as you want!
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Matthew Ebel, Piano Rocker





Mar 23 2008 10:27 AM

Hey, thanks so much for being my friend and a friend of my music! I really appreciate it, and want to invite you to check out my new single, I Will Wait For You, from the new album, Goodbye Planet Earth.
If you liked the video and song on my profile, I think you'll really enjoy the new single, and I'd like to ask for your support - if you can spare the 99 cents, please grab it in iTunes!

Here's a shortcut:
http://www. VirtualHotWings. com/iwillwaitforyou

Many thanks again for your kind words and comments - I look forward to seeing you on tour in May - be sure to stop by www. MatthewEbel. com for the dates and locations!
LaLa





Feb 25 2008 4:45 PM

Hey friends! I'm a finalist in the CMT/NSAI Song Contest and would love to have your vote. If you have a moment, please visit www. nsai. cmt. com and vote for my song "Stay." It would mean the world to me!! -LaLa
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Feb 15 2008 1:00 PM

Hey i saw on my friends list and thought id let you know that if you want a better layout you should check out my profile :) i make tons of them!
ramb0samb0





Jan 31 2008 8:02 PM

yeah so trump's, The Apprentice just played, "Don't Stop Believing"...I'm just sayin! ; )
ramb0samb0





Jan 16 2008 7:17 AM

Apparently I spoke too soon..this morning on the radio..."just a small town girl, living in a lonely world..."

I'm sorry I can't resist...So here yah go :) Don't hate me too much


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Eric Powell





Jan 7 2008 2:51 AM

Dont stop believin'...
Hold on to the feelin'...
Streetlight people...
ramb0samb0





Jan 2 2008 5:43 PM

I found myself pausing the video on Steve Perry's massive bulge all day...damn he was the best Journey front man.
Spicey





Jan 1 2008 7:37 PM

hell yeah! seems to be a running theme.
Happy New Year & Don't Stop Believin!!!
Leslie Unknown





Dec 30 2007 11:37 AM

I am being stalked by Journey's "Don't Stop Believing" It followed me even into CVS!
Spicey





Dec 29 2007 10:24 PM

Got my Santa pix up on my page...

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=4703053&albumId=1228631
Spicey





Dec 29 2007 10:03 AM

Oh Santa! Thank you for stuffing my stocking this Christmas!!! xoxo
Spicey





Dec 24 2007 8:25 PM


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& Happy Birthday!!!

xoxo, Spicey Santa
Jennifer





Dec 24 2007 7:34 AM



MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
Steph in the City





Dec 19 2007 8:39 PM

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I had so much fun at Santa Rampage 2007. I posted lots of pic's HERE! ~Stephinthecity.com
Toby





Dec 19 2007 8:17 AM

Jennifer





Dec 18 2007 11:52 AM

Hey, can we do Christmas in July too? Or let's all dress up as the Easter bunny and go out in April-hehe
Jomama





Dec 18 2007 7:20 AM

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Stacey♥





Dec 17 2007 8:40 PM

By far...the best event of the year! See ya'll next year!!!
Spicey





Dec 17 2007 7:27 PM

my friend laura's pix here
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I am he who is called Catfish!





Dec 17 2007 5:35 PM

Next year I demand MIDGETS!!!!!
Byrdie





Dec 17 2007 1:27 PM

New Pics will be up Monday afternoon at ww.nashvillerage.com. ENJOY!!!
Brian





Dec 17 2007 6:47 AM

I don't think I'll be able to dress like that again for a while.
Spicey