Jumping, swinging, dancing, dying, evolution, travel, socks, rocks, pigs, ghosts, houses. And an overwhelming feeling of love (for attention).
Sounds Like
"Like Bob Dylan jamming with the Beach Boys" - Ben Howarth, Pennyblackmusic.com
"some fairly bad overly-twee band" - some guy called marcus
Reviews for 'The Lonely Little Elf' from the Cherryade Records Christmas comp.
"Of particular note are Sarah and the Johnsonauts with The Lonely Little Elf', doing away with the ridiculous romanticised imagery of the season to give a more honest depiction of a traditional Christmas, all capped off with a sarcastic yet bouncy Thank Heaven it's Christmas yeah!" - Conor Duffy for Angry Left Wing Mofo.
"not to be confused with Antony and the Johnsons, fortunately. This is ultra lo-fi, like a family sitting around and recording a post Christmas lunch music session on Grandad's reel to reel. I hear Aunty drunkenly clanking the tambourine." - Andy Malcolm for Collective-Zine.
"One of the worst songs I've ever heard. A bunch of half pissed sounding students trying to do Jeffery Lewis. Problem is even he does Jeffery Lewis badly." - Fraser for Diskant
Sarah and The Johnsonauts follow the command of their intrepid leader, Sarah J. Backed up by the Brothers R, she is out to take command of the airwaves, and bring smiling back into fashion.
We write songs together that deal with real issues, stuff that you all can relate to. Our mixture of guitars, 3-way vocal harmonies and lack of talent instills a gentle charm into our tunes, which we're certain will have you dancing all day long and well into the night. Enjoy!
Want some music to dance to on your home music equiptment?Well, why not swing a message our way and get our new demo! Just clickity-click the cover
Good News! We can help you get your music heard! Woo!
Filthy Little Angels all new singles club will launch in summer 2006! Included in this first season will be 5 seperate couloured 7" singles each featuring 2 bands, and a delicious bag to store the records in or just to wear around town.
the singles club will be members only and sign up is limited to just 150 members.
sign up now to avoid disapointment
look forward to brand new recordings from
THE VICHY GOVERNMENT
BEACONS
GAY AGAINST YOU
TEASING LU LU
TRES BIEN
CAPTAIN POLAROID
APE DRAPE ESCAPE
WHITE MAN KAMIKAZE
SUNSET GUN
and SARAH AND THE JOHNSONAUTS
It seems a lot of people are leaving Myspace so I've set up a bunch of other music-based profiles... if you want to keep track of what I'm up to you can follow me or fan me or whatever it is those sites encourage. Come and say hi!
I'll still be here too of course, if this is your social networking venue of preference.
Its been selling faster than we expected, and we currently only have around a quarter of our stock left - so we thought we'd better you all know that if you want a copy then now would be a good time to pick one up! If you buy it from the link above then you're buying it direct from us, the label aren't taking a cut - so its a bit like Fair Trade for struggling musicians.
International mail-order is available, just follow the instructions.
Thank you very much, and sorry for making a mess of your profile. If its any kind of consolation, we don't have a MySpace bot, so I'm leaving these comments the old fashioned way. Three -and-a-half thousand of them. My life is so exciting.
Midge: From THE WILD!! I WILL DESTROY YOU IF YOU DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS VIDEO! It’s on my Myspace page… don’t dork off drinkin’ Tequila!!!
Vivian: Yeah so, as Midge was saying – we have a new - our FIRST EVER music video for our song “America Will Punch You”
Midge: YESSS! It is wonderful.. especially when I got to eat the chocolate. And eat the peanut butter! Together smashed in one!!! The video is very funny and you will like to see it. YOU WOULD! You ain’t gonna not watch it!
Vivian: Nice Midge. Check it out. Our song “America Will Punch You” is coming out on a 5-song EP called “ShiSho Will Punch You”… Out on May 29 as a free download from our record label Filthy Little Angels.
Midge: Ha Ha Ha Ha EHHHH!!! You better watch out because I am going to SHAKE THE WORLD and all these tiny people will fall out. The EP is awesome!
Vivian: Hope you have the best day of your entire life…
Midge: …watching this video! Tell me what you think!
well, i can't say that i understand why i wasn't informed that you have another song. and one about a squirrel no less.
nice work :) liking your 'different' lyrics as always
xxx
DO you know whats on most girl's minds but they won't tell you or will they.
I am telling you this because it is the honest truth, look I should know, they say that it is all in the way you use it, not how big it is, well I got news for you all, that is pure lies.
I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that natty has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow pills from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them. AGHEE.COM
I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with pill bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from AGHEE.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his prick and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at AGHEE.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the pills will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing. AGHEE.COM
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oi Sarah & The Johnsonauts
jus dropping you a bothersome message to remind you to vote Jarvdesign here....
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your vote will be much appreciated!! help me win and post this in your bullettins
We at Filthy Little Angels like to keep you informed of our releases and the bands we love. We hope you enjoy our occasional mailouts. However, some people don't and consequently Myspace has taken away our messaging privalages.
If you'd like to continue hearing from us PLEASE CLICK HERE to be taken to our mailing list signup box (another thing Myspace won't let us post!)
Also we have a new myspace page from which we can send you messages RIGHT HERE please take a moment and add us (again)
Thank you for your ears, we love them
xxx
Filth and Love
From All At FLA
Dear Sarah & The Johnsonauts, Happy Hump Day
Please Take A Moment To Download Our Podcast
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Featuring.
The Swear, The Fairies Band, The Vichy Government, Popkiller, Ant, And What Will Be Left Of Them?, Alice And The Enemies, The International Karate Plus, October All Over & http://musicvictim.com/tops.php?tops=FilthyLittleAngels&idioma=enCaptain Polaroid,
Please Help Us
I want you do to do this- This is an important message from ShiSho. I want to see Paris - maybe Hong Kong - maybe Seorra ( ? ) It's just a place I made up. I don't know where I got that. It's in my mind. I want to go to Tennessee too. And this band might be the chance to see all those places. So I need your help. Okay, You have to to tell your friends about this - and family about this - and newspaper writers - and - and - and radio stations - and magazine writers.
- Midge
(transcribed by dad)
Enjoy our three Christmas songs...
1. Get Behind Me Santa - ShiSho's Sufjan Stevens Cover Song
2. Get Behind Me Santa - ShiSho Original Song
3. Merry Christmas, NOW LEAVE!!! - ShiSho Original
+ BONUS
#4 Courtney Sat on a Rock - ShiSho's best original song yet! (POSTED FOR A LIMITED TIME!!!)
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