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sarah
Women / Stand-Up
"Don’t threaten me with a good time"

Female
33 years old
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 7/6/2008
Mood: handsome Mood Image
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   Contacting sarah

 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/sarahcolonna  

   sarah's Comedian Bio
TV Shows"Chelsea Lately" "Last Comic Standing" "E!" "ScareTactics" "Strong Medicine" "Invasion"...

    sarah's Interests
GeneralCalling people at inappropriate hours when i’m really drunk, comedy, hiking, spinning, reading, italian food, reading "missed connections" on craig’s list, sleeping, the beach, wine, having a drink or 20 with Jack Bauer, going to the movies, going to the movies with vodka in my purse, baseball, adam kennedy’s ass.
MusicWilco, George Strait, Willie Nelson, Son Volt, Foo Fighters, Bruce Springsteen, Uncle Tupelo, Drive By Truckers, Reckless Kelly, Bob Mould, Tim Mcgraw (shut up, he has an ass like a grapefruit), Social Distortion, George Jones, Motley Fucking Crue, Whiskeytown, Patsy Cline, Alan Parsons Project, Bon Jovi, U2, Old 97s, Audioslave, Guns n Roses, Ronnie Milsap, Bad 80s rock, Sondre Lerche, Neil Finn...my friend jackie singing "mr brownstone" at Karaoke
MoviesBad Santa, Good Will Hunting, Dead Again, Upside of Anger, Arthur, Innerspace, Team America, South Park Movie, Lost in Translation, Thelma and Louise, Elf, Reservoir Dogs, Old School, When a Man Loves a Woman (I'd like to find an Andy Garcia for my Meg Ryan), Sideways, The Natural, Bull Durham, Anchorman, Tootsie, The Notebook (fuck you, I loved it), Capote, Boogie Nights, any movie on Lifetime with Joanna Kerns doing it with an impressionable young man or Meredith Baxter Birney throwing up her food.
Television24, Friday Night Lights. That's it, bitches. http://www.youtube.com/v/BaNtCTrXl4g&autoplay=1 src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BaNtCTrXl4g&autoplay=1"
BooksRunning with Scissors, The Kennedy Men, Apathy and other Small Victories,White Oleander, Cheese Monkeys, She's Come Undone, Naked, Dry, The Surgeon, The Apprentice, The Alchemist, Lovely Bones
HeroesI really hate to repeat myself. Read "who I'd like to meet" and "television" and I think you'll figure it out.
Groups: Comedians UnitedLA ComediansNYC Underground Comedy FestComedians of MySpaceDozen Dogs Film GangComedy Time Network TapingsPFW's The Rec RoomBill Word's Favorite Funny Females

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     sarah's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Farmington, AR
Body type:4' 1" / More to love!
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Expecting
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Myspacer
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   sarah's Schools
University Of Arkansas Main Campus
Fayetteville,Arkansas
Graduated: 1996
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Theatre
 

1992 to 1996

   sarah's Networking
Television - Talent - Acting



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Clips: 3 Total Plays: 15561 Plays Today: 2
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Sarah Colonna @ The Hollywood Improv
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   Upcoming Gigs
Jul 9 2008 9:00P
The Unknown Theatre Los Angeles CA
Jul 13 2008 10:00P
"Pretty Funny Women" @ Hollywood Improv Los Angeles CA
Jul 14 2008 11:30P
"Chelsea Lately" on E! Los Angeles CA
Aug 1 2008 11:30P
"Chelsea Lately’ on E! Los Angeles CA

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   sarah's Blurbs
About me:
Who I'd like to meet:
I'd like to be the ham in a Jack Bauer and Tony Almeida sandwich.

   sarah's Friend Space (Top 20)
sarah has 1297 friends.
 jankie 


 The World Stands Up 


 Lisa Sundstedt 


 JoAnna 


 mortimer 


 Scott Krinsky 


 Pretty, Funny Women 


 Jerry 


 CHRIS FRANJOLA 


 Becky Pedigo 


 Michael 


 Kate Gallagher 


 Chelsea Handler 


 Aaron Haedt 


 Sumeet 


 Kate 


 A Confederacy of Cunces 


 Joey 


 Comedian ALYSIA WOOD 


 ANGELS 2007 AMERICAN LEAGUE WEST CHAMPTIONS!!!!!!! 





sarah's Friends Comments
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Hugh Jundys





Jul 2 2008 8:43 PM

Dear Sarah,

I can't find my pants.
Again.

Please advise... how do I get from my office to the car?

Respectfully,

Hugh Jundys
CHRIS FRANJOLA





Jun 25 2008 12:17 PM

Some 12 year old boy went nuts in a school in San Diego today. He ran through the halls screaming "fingering" and "vagina" while swilling Cuervo. I hope you are happy. I never want to go on the road without you.
A Fine Irish Lad





Jun 24 2008 7:13 PM

Hammond is married. The cops were called 3 times in one evening, in 3 different places. Yes!

One of the times was the case of the "missing bachelorette". As fate would have it this bride-to-be was found at about 6 in the morning, shortly after leaving one of the gang's hotel room. Cops were looking for her since about 2. Awesome.

That's how we roll, yo.
Should have been there!
Jessica Glassberg





Jun 18 2008 9:18 AM

Always a pleasure to see you, Colonna!
Hope to see you soon!
Pretty, Funny Women





Jun 13 2008 10:29 AM

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Matt(y) B





Jun 11 2008 10:57 PM

See that girl from Chelsea Lately at Red Rock this Tuesday. It's free and doesn't require basic cable.

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T!





Jun 11 2008 4:26 PM

Can you come to Las Vegas and make me laugh soon?
A Fine Irish Lad





Jun 10 2008 3:44 PM

Kate





Jun 9 2008 6:21 PM

Two weeks away from driving back...hopefully I can get settled pretty fast and come down to see you...or you can come up and we can get drunk in Napa...either way..
A Fine Irish Lad





Jun 9 2008 7:43 PM

Dallas is recovering. Actually so am I. Sadly everyone is getting old. I have never seen so much grey hair in a strip club in my life. You would think those women would dye!

Hammond is tying the knot on 6/21. Get your ass back to Fayette-nam. I think I can find you a ticket in the front row pew on Craigslist.
Joey





Jun 6 2008 1:11 PM

Okay, either something's wrong with your site, or this is your sad attempt to make us all believe you suddenly blog a lot more and belong to a lot more groups.
Aaron Haedt





Jun 3 2008 1:38 AM

The M's are going to drive me to hard drugs.
A Fine Irish Lad





Jun 2 2008 5:20 AM

So guess what? Hammond's bachelor party is this Saturday! Get your ass to Dallas! Photos will DEFINITELY be on the way!

Take care - Tim
A Fine Irish Lad





May 28 2008 5:28 AM

Saw you dropping the F-Bomb on Chelsea a couple weeks ago.
Way to represent! You kiss your mom with that mouth?
Cathy Carlson





May 28 2008 12:28 AM

Come this Sunday night, June 1st. New Comedy Room in town. Sunday nights. 8 PM.
This is a killer room. Sofas, candles, amazing food and drinks.
Voted one of LA's top 10 hot new places. And it is the most inexpensive night out in LA!

-Free Show
-Free Street Parking
-No drink minimum
-Great Comics from Comedy Central and The World Stands Up

The Red Pearl Kitchen
(As seen on E! and VH1)
6703 Melrose Ave
Los Angeles, CA 90038

At Melrose and Highland
check out their menu @ www. redpearlkitchen. com
Shannon Hatch





May 23 2008 5:37 PM

comedy and cosmo's, with a slight emphasis on the cosmo's.
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JDFelip™





May 19 2008 11:45 AM

Still Drinking Vodka Before You Go On, Are You?
JDFelip™





May 19 2008 11:30 AM

Keep Them Laughing on the "Lately"....
Joey





May 18 2008 3:09 PM

Are you STILL talking about your fuckin' period?!
Joey





May 16 2008 5:45 PM

Are you STILL talking about your fuckin' hair?!
Pretty, Funny Women





Apr 28 2008 1:27 PM

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Joey





Apr 19 2008 12:32 PM

Why is Alysia staring at me like that?
Kate





Apr 17 2008 8:18 PM

Coming soon to a state near you....moving may be my favorite thing ever
Joey





Apr 15 2008 11:50 AM

Good luck on Chelsea Lately, or as my mother would say, "Try not to embarrass yourself.
"
CHRIS FRANJOLA





Apr 14 2008 4:17 PM

I can feel Krinsky laughing at me from his number 5 position.
CHRIS FRANJOLA





Apr 13 2008 1:00 AM

If you think I didn't notice my fall to number 9 you are sadly mistaken.
Joey





Apr 4 2008 11:41 PM

Okay, your liver needs to stop whining and get with the fuckin' program. 'Cause it's only gonna get worse.
CHRIS FRANJOLA





Mar 24 2008 11:48 AM

O.K. I get it with "Wire Image" pictures. For those of you who don't, Wire Image is a company that only has pictures of famous people who have been on T.V., Sarah Colonna has been on television.
What have you done with your lives?
Eric


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Mar 24 2008 2:47 PM

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Mar 23 2008 10:41 AM

Thanks for the add Sarah! Happy Easter!
CHERYL





Mar 23 2008 10:50 AM

Ha Ha Ha, that is really funny!!! Love ya!
Jason Bowers Rocks Your World!