sarah
General Info
Genre:
Women / Stand-UpTV Shows
"Chelsea Lately" "Last Comic Standing" "E!" "ScareTactics" "Strong Medicine" "Invasion"...
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- May 30, 2008 1:20 AM Television and Jewelry
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About me:
Who I'd like to meet:
I'd like to be the ham in a Jack Bauer and Tony Almeida sandwich.Details
- Status: Single
- Here for: Networking, Friends
- Hometown: Farmington, AR
- Orientation: Straight
- Body type: 4' 1" / More to love!
- Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
- Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
- Children: Expecting
- Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
- Education: College graduate
- Occupation: Myspacer
- Income: $250,000 and Higher
Interests
General
Calling people at inappropriate hours when i’m really drunk, comedy, hiking, spinning, reading, italian food, reading "missed connections" on craig’s list, sleeping, the beach, wine, having a drink or 20 with Jack Bauer, going to the movies, going to the movies with vodka in my purse, baseball, adam kennedy’s ass.Music
Wilco, George Strait, Willie Nelson, Son Volt, Foo Fighters, Sun Kil Moon, Bruce Springsteen, Uncle Tupelo, Drive By Truckers, Reckless Kelly, Bob Mould, Tim Mcgraw (shut up, he has an ass like a grapefruit), Social Distortion, George Jones, Motley Fucking Crue, Whiskeytown, Patsy Cline, Alan Parsons Project, Bon Jovi, U2, Old 97s, Audioslave, Guns n Roses, Ronnie Milsap, Bad 80s rock, Sondre Lerche, Neil Finn...my friend jackie singing "mr brownstone" at KaraokeMovies
Bad Santa, Good Will Hunting, Dead Again, Upside of Anger, Arthur, Innerspace, Team America, South Park Movie, Lost in Translation, Thelma and Louise, Elf, Reservoir Dogs, Old School, When a Man Loves a Woman (I'd like to find an Andy Garcia for my Meg Ryan), Sideways, The Natural, Bull Durham, Anchorman, Tootsie, The Notebook (fuck you, I loved it), Capote, Boogie Nights, any movie on Lifetime with Joanna Kerns doing it with an impressionable young man or Meredith Baxter Birney throwing up her food.Television
Books
Running with Scissors, The Kennedy Men, Apathy and other Small Victories,White Oleander, Cheese Monkeys, She's Come Undone, Naked, Dry, The Surgeon, The Apprentice, The Alchemist, Lovely BonesHeroes
I really hate to repeat myself. Read "who I'd like to meet" and "television" and I think you'll figure it out.
Schools
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University Of Arkansas Main Campus
- Fayetteville,Arkansas
- Graduated: 1996
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: Bachelor's Degree
- Major: Theatre
1992 to 1996

















