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Sarah Pember
Stand-Up / Urban / General
Neurotica

Female
26 years old
Brisbane
Australia



Last Login: 6/27/2009
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Bio

Sarah attempts to unite humanity through the exploration of social and emotional taboos using the medium of Comedy. The marginal success she has had in achieving this feat is at best only questionable. To be honest, most of her jokes end up being about sex......

"As a masochist, looking for a way to be constantly made fun of and belittled every day, it occurred to me that a simple way to achieve this was to be a Kiwi living in Australia. This dream became a reality when I emigrated to Brisbane from Aotearoa/NZ in 2006......At the ripe old age of 24, I decided to impart my years of wisdom upon unsuspecting audiences around Brisbane and I have been Standing-Up at venues around South East Queensland ever since......" - Sarah Pember.

Sarah appears regularly at Chalk Hotel, Treasury and Jupiter’s Casinos, and Brisbane’s Sit Down Comedy Open Mic Clubs.

When not doing comedy, Sarah engages in a lot of other wanky, pseudo-sociological theorising, otherwise known as ’talking shite’.

Influences

Influences: Sarah Silverman, Bill Hicks, Kirstin Schaal


    Sarah Pember's Interests
General

Community Radio:

General:

Comedy, comedy, comedy....religion, philosophy, TRUTH, compassion...the unity of humanity through exploration of social and emotional taboos using the medium of Comedy, and other wanky, pseudo-sociological theorising... I would also be extremely interested in a marathon session of hot, futuristic kling-onian sex with Lt Worf.

Music


Music:

The Beatles, Jeff Buckley, Johnny Cash, Billie Holiday, Ella Fitzgerald, James Taylor, Pink Floyd, The Smiths, Chris Isaak, Harry Connick Jr, Nina Simone, Erykah Badu, Coltrane, Ray Charles, Blue Grass, ummm...the answer to this question is endless...

Movies


Films:

Amelie, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, The Gods Must Be Crazy, loads more that I can never remember...

Books


Books:

Everything by Jane Austen especially Persuasion; Catch 22 and Closing Time by Joseph Heller; anything and everything by Tom Robbins; Fear of Flying by Erica Jong; John Steinbeck is the Man. And also Charles Bukowski...

Heroes


Heroes:

Bill Hicks, Stephen Colbert. Phil Donahue is pretty awesome after standing up to Bill O'Reilly on Fascist Fox News...Anyone working to make the world a better place...

Sarah's myspace by epod.

Groups:

Groups: Karma Alliance Light InstituteLaw and OrderONE - The Campaign To Make Poverty HistoryAustralian Stand-Up

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     Sarah Pember's Details
Status:Divorced
Here for:Networking
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Aotearoa
Religion:Buddhist
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:Post grad
Income:$250,000 and Higher


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About me:

2008 QLD State Finalist - RAW
2007 Finalist - Legends of Laughter’ competition.

Above: Aftermath of "World's Greatest Shave" 2008.
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Jun 26 2009 2:10 AM

Wat up Sarah Pember,
I'm not usually into the whole mass commenting thing, so apologies if this comes across like some spam...but it aint!
Just in case you haven't checked it yet...here's my new video for Whoa (remix with PNC & Flowz).
Directed by Shahir Daud with a tiny $6000 budget and a solid 7 months in post production!
Lemme know what you think and feel free to help a dude out by linking your friends up if you think they might like it!




Peace!
Percieve
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Nov 21 2008 6:22 AM



WAZZZZZZ-UP SARAH???
YOUR HOT & U ROCK...
THANKS 4 THE ADD!!!





PS. CHECK OUT MY ROCK BLOGS?





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Oct 17 2008 12:12 PM

Garth





Sep 17 2008 5:08 AM

hey myspace told me it's your birthday today... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Catch ya round the traps.
VERA MACKNEY - NEW COMEDY TALENT 2009





Oct 8 2008 7:44 AM

Ashleigh Nicole





Sep 6 2008 4:48 AM

Ashleigh Nicole





Sep 4 2008 8:43 AM

hey hey let me know when your working/not working and ill come over for a coffee/gossip :)
hope all is well with you.
Davo





Aug 29 2008 12:15 AM



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Aug 19 2008 11:23 PM

Ashleigh Nicole





Aug 15 2008 10:08 PM

hey how random seeing you last nite at indian.
anyway hows things been with you?
Ashleigh Nicole





Aug 3 2008 7:54 AM

new job tomorrow! gotta be up at like 5.
30 :(
Davo





Jul 31 2008 12:33 PM



Dave Eastgate





Jun 3 2008 5:56 AM

Four massive shows at the Sit Down Comedy Club @ The Paddo Tavern this week...

Wednesday the best improvised comedy show in Queensland, Impro Gladiators...

AND Thursday, Friday and Saturday my first major headline shows at the Paddo...


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Hope to see you there!!!
Sarah Pember





May 27 2008 11:20 PM

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May 26 2008 9:52 PM

It is an absolute work of art.
See I told you that Alys is amazing!! She a very clever lady.
I love the black and white theme....and you look so adorable.
I'm sure you must be very delighted with it....I bet you can't stop looking at it...ha ha.
VERA MACKNEY - NEW COMEDY TALENT 2009





May 19 2008 7:08 AM

Stunning
Sarah Pember





May 16 2008 11:41 PM

Mark Arabin





May 16 2008 8:54 AM

It must be something in our water supply.
Like your last 3 comments my cock has also grown an extra centimeter.
Mel Buttle





May 12 2008 12:06 AM

Word. You heard right Pembo. That's what's shaking my side.
And you? What's the news your way swing cat?
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May 11 2008 12:00 PM

LOL....how embarrassing!

Remind me to show you next time I see you.
Ashleigh Nicole





May 5 2008 6:12 AM

scrag..
Evil Soulla Pants!!!1!!11!!!1!!





May 5 2008 3:02 AM

Evil Soulla Pants!!!1!!11!!!1!!





Apr 27 2008 12:04 AM

ahuh and with the power of two funnies we will LOL the world!
Evil Soulla Pants!!!1!!11!!!1!!





Apr 26 2008 12:13 PM

funny funny funny!
Mel Buttle





Apr 24 2008 6:12 AM

YOU ARE INVITED TO COME DOWN THE DOGS

When: May 15th 2008

What: Greyhound Racing start at: 6.42pm

Where: Albion Park Raceway, Amy Street, Breakfast Creek, QLD.

Why: Mid Year Brisbane Comedian Shindig. (It’s also on payday, so I thought I would piss most of my pay up the wall, lose the rest on the dogs and go home and bash my kids with a roll of Glad Wrap)

Other info:
You can bring your partner. (if you want, but they better be nice to me.)


PS Do you know how hard it was to not give this comment the lame title
“Brisbane Comedy Goes to the Dogs” Very hard.

Hope you can come
Mel B
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