Mantas Zinkevicius

About me:

.. I'm remarkably likeable. Few people have ever been as likeable as I am. There is, frankly, no end to my likeability. People gather together in public assemblies to discuss how much they like me.I have several awards an a medal from a small country in South America which pays tribute both to how much I am liked and my general all-around wonderfulness. I keep my medals in my sock drawer. I'm a zombie ranger, I'm keeping an eye out for them zombies. The moment you turn away those damn things crawl out of their graves and start making a rucus! Well to be brutally honest with you.. I'm not a zombie ranger after all... I'm a zombie bounty hunter! I recently discovered a whole set of superpowers I have that led me to believe that I am not only my personal and I dare say perfect god, but also a demon of small annoying things. Important things first, because being a god is quite important indeed. And it feels good too, both to be a god and to be the only person being looked after. So as one might suspect I fulfill all desires of my self and make sure that as a celestial being I do everything in my power to ensure the well being, good fortune and happiness of my self. And can it get better than this? I'm a demon too! But that is another and rather long story, so just take this for granted, will you? Things I will do in the future: Skydive Get shot Have a threesome with 2 girls Be arrested Have my own exhibition Scooba dive in Maldives Shoot a bow while riding a horse Drown and be revived (hopefully) Awe at the Sequoya forest Publish a book Be held hostage Learn skiing Fall in love again Water ski Learn to play sax Get a fracture Make an Indy movie Fight in a war Get a full back tattoo Die alone with no one to worry about me