I believe firmly in public education. Because of my beliefs, I think we should teach both sides of the issue of Intelligent Design and Evolution. Additionally, I believe that we should use lead paint in the classrooms so the children can learn how to adapt to lead. Further, we should construct power lines above every playground so the children may learn to deal with autism. After all of this, we will allow prayer sessions 5 times a day. To top off this world class education, we will hit each child upside the head with a bag of bricks. In doing so, the graduates and survivors will be the best and brightest of their classes. They will be able to evaluate each side of an argument, be closer to their maker, and adapt to change.
MC Hawking - lyrical terrorist
I like music I can dance and drink myself to death to, no matter the genre.
Books
history, know it!
Google Book Search rules!
Heroes
virtualnes.com is my hero
"If you wind up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest or some guy on TV telling you how to do your shit, then YOU DESERVE IT."
-Frank Zappa
"If you think you know what the hell is going on, you're probably full of shit."
-Robert Anton Wilson
About me:
"Low-brow humor for the distinguishing smartass"
-He Who Must Not Be Named
AIM - EdumacatedBeaner
Living in Lost Wages, NV to, believe it or not, relax... and have a bit of fun while doing it too. Life is all about the journey for me right now. As for my liver, it's doing pretty well considering.
I'm an aspiring humanist, which means, in part, that I have tried to behave decently without any expectation of rewards or punishments after I’m dead; though my friends say I'm a cynical bastard. My memoirs are disturbing at times, funny at times, but mostly just absurd. I love chasing the mice in my head, the exploration of everything hidden, and the satisfaction of good company.
Who I'd like to meet:
Mostly all the people I'd like to meet are dead, or fixing to be. As for the living, I enjoy those with an anything goes, nothing is sacred sense of humor... those who impress the hell out of me.
Perdi su mensaje. Consiguiolo justo hoy. Espere que la boda fuera bien. Yo lo estare haciendo arriba su manera pronto? Cuanto tiempo permanecio usted en el pueblo?
actuly i do want to visit vegas but funds are insuficent thats the white way we say broke lol naw but the 12th sounds good wada ya say we hit the irish pub or buffalo wild wings like old times hey do my eyes decive me or has say sar mr i aint inrested in settln dwn settl down WoW can we say bangin hottty lol naw bro c ya when ya get into town
YO BRO I THOUGHT YA WERE COMING HOME SOON WAT A JUS NOT KNOW HOW TO HIT PEOPLE UP WELL MISS YA BRO U AN YOUR GOOFY SARCASTIC SELF WELL GET BAK AT ME LATERZ
