brian [true blue]

Video games,Philosiphy, Warcraft, Kung Fu,Economics, hacky sack, intellectual sparring, pet rats,politics,choreography,Akido, really hot boys...the list goes on

THIS IS MY NEW OBSCURE AND INTERESTING QUOTES SECTION- if you got one you think i should add msg me and ill post it along with who said(if you know) or if it was you. its gotten pretty big but people are still sending me them so i keep adding my own.

Quotes from me or people i know/general heresay...
"A secret mormon handshake? You mean like fingering multiple wives? ~ Ethan, God you're such a dick...
"is trust me girl, anything you say can and will be used against you, so best shut up while youre this far behind..." ~ Me
"Straight people are sooo much fun to mess with, especially the insecure ones, you always get the best responses from them..." ~ Me
"JASON, your friend with benefits is here..." ~ Shane
"Dude, you just got ninja-ed" ~ Me
"Becasue, its made of LIQUID SATAN!!" ~ Ross
"Ha bitch, I smack you from 20 feet away!" ~ Me
"Since you have all the force powers, you intend to abuse them to the full extent of your capabilities, right?" ~ Ross
"Here, have a Yoda BITCH-SLAP!!" ~ Me
"Press 'Ctrl-Alt-Del', it activates God Mode..." ~ Several of my friends...
"Having boobs voids the need to say 'Please', it's like having a gun pointed at their head" ~ Chris
"Well, you know how some groups and movies ahev a token black guy, well im the token gay guy" ~ Me
"well, he has a very big truck...BRIAN don't say a word" Megan
"This is Brian, he's gay" ~ Dan, and thank you for that wonderful intro
"what can is say people, i am incredibly fucking drunk" ~ Me
"This is Brian, my...friend...with benefits..." ~ Jason
"I always look good, it's one of them cosmic rules of the universe...." ~ Me
"Actually, I have the body of a god, and the hairstyle to match..." ~ Unknown
"gotta love greasy, hot monkey sex" ~ Unknown
"well, I would date him...if only he weren't so irritating." ~ Margot
"What better way is there to celebrate the new year than to have sex?" ~ Jason
"GODAMN he's such a fucking woman!" ~ A nameless friend...
"Kath, you've got a great guy in your life now. Creepy as hell, but a great guy." ~ John
"If you got a problem, shut up and go away cause I dont care" ~ Me
"Pickup lines are for the movies" ~ me
"What are you gonna do for a face when the baboon asks for its ass back?" ~ Unknown
"boy, fuck the skittles, why don't you come taste my rainbow instead..." ~ Me
"There is no 'i' in team, but there is in win" ~ unknown
"Strange with Style" ~ QuizFarm quiz
"So you're really gay!?" ~ Shane
"Speaking your mind only helps if someone is there to listen" ~ Angel
"Hmm...someone's frisky tonight..." ~ Jason
"Without stupidity there is no plot" ~ Unknown
"I know not the boundries of my insanity" ~ franky
"Get your barefeet off my school desk you hobbit" ~ my history teacher(and he really did say that to me like everyday)
"Geez Jason, will you guys go fuck your brains out already, its not like I havent guessed why he's always over here" ~ Shane
"Corellation does not imply Causation" ~ Unknown
"God was my co-pilot, but we crashed into a mountain so i had to eat him" ~ some t-shirt
"well, what's it like then, yah know, sex, with a man?" ~ Shane
"We're all going to hell anyways, so lets travel first class" ~ Anonymous
"Through turbulance comes stability" ~ Unknown
"Hot pink looks good on almost no one" ~ Margot
"Should I cry cause you’re my friend or cry cause that’s all we’ll ever be?"~ Anonymous
"Happiness is made to be shared" ~ Me
"Come to the darkside, we have cookies" ~ Jessica
"sheep ruin everything perfect" ~ Larissa
"Can't touch this. [[Insert sweet music]]" ~ Melissa
"There are no stupid questions, only stupid people" ~ Mr. Garrison
"I'm all muscle,bone and cock" ~ Erik
“We were never normal, besides normal is over-rated” ~ Anonymous
“What are you on and why aren’t you sharing!” ~ Jessica
"Up shit creek without a paddle" ~ Unkown
Quotes from famous people or from movies/tv shows/books/songs
"When I was a kid I can remember saying, 'Cross my heart and hope to die.' I'd like to confess now that I never really meant the second part." ~ George Carlin
"Honey, if you're not sparkling, then what the fuck ARE you doing?!" ~ A Four Letter Word
"good luck not fucking each other" ~ Sloppy Seconds
"Ohh, well we've all got skeletons in our closet, his are just well-hung" ~ Sloppy Seconds
"Being gay just seems like soo much work..." ~ Sloppy Seconds
"Of course she's in to you, she thinks your gay!" ~ Eating Out
"Play with the safety on boys" ~ Eating Out
"That is soo GAY! And I mean all three definitions" ~ Eating Out
"She just brushed me off with a flame-thrower" ~ Eating Out
"I'm not gonna stroke your gorgeous muscular ego" ~ Eating Out
"Heterosexuals are a fucked up species..." ~ Eating Out
"I believe in karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it." ~ Dogbert
"I'm really more the suffer in silence type..." ~ Twilight
"i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section" ~ Bash.org
"i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet" ~ Bash.org
"Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders" ~ Bash.org
"sex is complicated and messy. And if God hadn't made it unbelievably fun, the human race would have died out eons ago." ~ Cameron, from House
"hey fuck you, I'm Donna Reed with a dick!" ~ Latter Days
"honey, I've blown a guy just to get him out of my appartment, sex for my career would be no big deal" ~ Latter Days
"yah, but it was hell on my azaleas" ~ Latter Days
"see, i put my time in here so I can go home, marry jennifer, and finally nail her. its amazing what we'll do for sex." ~ Latter Days
"your only problem is deciding which one of your narrow minded sterotypes is gonna kick your little white ass!" ~ Latter Days
"the mormons are mind-fucking him" ~ Latter Days
"well I'm already going to hell for kissing you, so I might as well take the scenic route" ~ Latter Days
"What, just dial 1-800-Tortured Mormon?" ~ Latter Days
"No, we've gone way beyond hypocracy dad. Now we're just being mean." ~ Latter Days
"Oh, I think you dropped something, like...your BALLS! They must have fallen off around here somewhere, ha" ~ Latter Days
"You were sad, I was sad, we were being sad together, you know like after a funeral everyone has sex..." ~ Unknown Movie
"the few, the proud...HA, and now I'm wearing eye-liner" ~ Dog Tags
"Judging by your look of stunned diabelief, Harry did not warn you I was coming, However let us assume you have invited me warmly into your house" ~ Dumbledore
"all who wander aren't always lost" ~ J.R.R. Tolkein, although i heard it from Clayton
"Sorry but not everyone can get away with the gangbanger look" ~ 'Back Soon'
"And more importantly why the hell wasn't he checking out MY ass, I have an award winning ass you know?" ~ 'Back Soon'
"forget sushi, i could eat him for lunch" ~ Back Soon
"i thought straight boys weren't supposed to bond so fast, you know, without sports being involved..." ~ Back Soon
"forget sushi, i could eat him for lunch" ~ Back Soon
"i thought straight boys weren't supposed to bond so fast, you know, without sports being involved..." ~ Back Soon
"Mess with the best, burn like the rest" ~ 'Hackers'
"Dare to be Stupid" ~ Wierd Al
"I reject your reality and substitute my own" ~ MythBusters
"Size matters not" ~ Yoda
"I have authority issues and I don't take bullshit well" ~ Elektra
"Dance monkeys, dance!" ~ Sprite commercial
"Doesnt make sense just to live for fun, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb" ~ 'All Star' by Smash Mouth
"This pain is all too real, these wounds they just wont heal" ~ 'My Immortal' by Evinescent
"For every sprinkle i find on my ice cream i will kill you!" ~ Stewie Griffan
"When everything feels like the movies, you bleed just to know you're alive" ~ 'Iris' by Goo Goo Dolls
"The media is the right arm of anarchy" ~ 'Angels and Demons' by Dan Brown
"Nothin' ever came from a life that was a simple one" ~ 'Devil's Dance' by Flogging Molly
"Yah meddlin' in things that ought not be meddlin with" ~ Hagrid
“People say they want experience, well no one had a longer resume than Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld, and that didn’t turn out so well.” ~ Pres. Obama
“My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.” ~ Jack Sparrow
“Oh I love those moments, I like to wave at them as they pass by.” ~ Jack Sparrow
"Ooo, seee, who needs affection when they have blind hatred" ~ '10 Things I hate About You'
“FUCK is actually an acronym for Fornicate Under Command of the King” ~ Unkown Movie
"Well i know Shakespears a dead white guy, but he knows his shit" ~ '10 Things I hate About You'
"Cruel to be kind in the right measure" ~ Unkown Song
"I Hate him with the fire of a thousand suns" ~ '10 Things I hate About You'
“Go see the school grief counselor, she’s supposed to care” ~ Unkown Movie
"We should all learn from our my mistakes, but since I dont make any, I try to learn from Jakes" ~ Some TV show
"Damn it! there are so many idiots whose asses I have to kick. I should just make a list and start checking them off!” ~ Full Metal Alchemist
"Girls kick ass" ~ Jessica Alba "Dark Angel"
"So that's how Jews kiss..." ~ 'The Bubble'
"You called me up last night in tears and said you missed me after all these years." ~ 'Where have you been' by Reel Big Fish
"the snow cushioned the blow to my spine so now i can die of pneumonia." ~ Calvin
"Why? Who are you fucking?!" ~ 'Shelter'
"oh come on, you drop by for a cup of coffee and the worlds not ending...palease!" ~ 'Angel'
"four of you have tried to kill me, one of you succeeded..." ~ Jack Sparrow
"I know...it's just...I can't figure out why I'm not at home having sex right now...?" ~ 'As The World Turns'
"YOU have a purple speedo...niggah you gay!" ~ The Boondocks
"Well if this Jake fellow only wants too go out with you to get into your pants...well then I say go fo it!" ~ Unknown movie
"Yeah, but you, unlike me, are a slimey git, so get out and leave us alone." ~ Harry Potter

You scored as Genma. You’re Genma, one of the top Jounin in Konoha. You’re calm and collected – in one word, cool – and remain so even when it’s a matter of life and death. People generally respect you and trust. No wonder you get to do the most difficult missions. Genma 88% Rock Lee 69% TenTen 69% Kakashi 63% Iruka 63% Hinata 56% Sasuke 50% Shikamaru 50% Naruto 38% Neji 38%

Which Naruto ninja are you most like?
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