Alain_The_Cocksucker

About me:

A cynical, moody emo mother fucker. Just like every other fucker on here trying to kid themselves they have friends.

Which they don't.

Shit I like, is just average teeny shit.

Oh, I'm also compleatly desporate for anything even remotely like sex, so gimmie some you cunts!

Stupid information thingy!

Name: Alain

Birthday: 3690

Birthplace: Leicester

Current Location: Leicester

Eye Color: Blue/Grey

Hair Color: Light Brown

Height: Shorter than my cock.

Right Handed or Left Handed: I use both, baby, I’m an experienced wanker.

Your Heritage: Anglo-French

The Shoes You Wore Today: The same ones I wore yesterday.

Your Weakness: Sucking cock

Your Fears: Homosexuality

Your Perfect Pizza: Thin stuffed crust farmhouse.

Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Sex and Drugs.

Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL

Thoughts First Waking Up: Fucking morning hard on.

Your Best Physical Feature: My cock and my mouth.

Your Bedtime: Whenever I want.

Your Most Missed Memory: How can remembered a ‘missed’ memory? Fucking twat.

Pepsi or Coke: Coke. Pepsi is fucking SHIT.

MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds. Burger King fucking ROLL THE BURGERS IN FUCKING ASH, the FUCKERS.

Single or Group Dates: Who the fuck goes on a date?! Unless date means sex, in which case every fucker in the room is my date, baby.

Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Ice Tea? Are you fucking stupid? Who the fuck puts ice cubes in tea?! It makes it go fucking cold. Twats.

Chocolate or Vanilla: Anything made with ‘real’ cream. By cream I mean guy spunk.

Cappuccino or Coffee: Hot Chocolate pwns your arse.

Do you Smoke: Only MahRahJewWahNah, bitch!

Do you Swear: What the fuck do you think, you cock.

Do you Sing: Only if I’m feeling gay.

Do you Shower Daily: No, I just MOLDER IN MY OWN FILTH.

Have you Been in Love: Only with my cock.

Do you want to go to College: I’m FUCKING AT COLLEGE. Retard.

Do you want to get Married: Only to my hands.

Do you believe in yourself: Only when I’m holding my TWENTY FOOT COCK.

Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when being FUCKED by a SHEMALE.

Do you think you are Attractive: Who needs to be attractive when you have a twenty foot cock?

Are you a Health Freak: No, my body is the dumping ground, GIVE ME MORE AIDS!

Do you get along with your Parents: Only when I beat them a bit.

Do you like Thunderstorms: LOLZ YEH DEY R COL CUZ I WORSHIP COF N MCR AN DAT MKS ME SO COL LOLZ.

Do you play an Instrument: Learning guitar, so I can make you DIE.

In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: You’re meant to drink alcohol?

In the past month have you Smoked: Only MahRahJewWahNah.

In the past month have you been on Drugs: Sure, why not.

In the past month have you gone on a Date: Do the people at the gloryhole count?

In the past month have you gone to a Mall: ARE YOU FUCKING CALLING ME A MALLGOTH YOU CUNT?!

In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: What the fuck is that?

In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Only if by sushi you mean lesbian pussy.

In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes, MAKING MAN SEX WITH A WOMAN.

In the past month have you been Dumped: Only been dumped on I’m afraid.

In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Have you seen the fucking weather?!

In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes, nymphet’s virginities every day.

Ever been Drunk: Only on Guy Cum.

Ever been called a Tease: No, just a dirty little header.

Ever been Beaten up: Yes.

Ever Shoplifted: Hell yes.

How do you want to Die: From AIDS!

What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Gloryhole Girl

What country would you most like to Visit: Thiland. Legal sex with minors.

In a Boy/Girl..

Favourite Eye Color: Don’t care

Favourite Hair Color: Anything that ISN’T dyed.

Short or Long Hair: Long – Short hair means they are less likely to have a nice cock to suck all night long.

Height: Who cares AS LONG AS THEY HAVE A NICE COCK.

Weight: Not fat.

Best Clothing Style: Whatever costs too much.

Number of Drugs I have taken: Enough to make me cool.

Number of CDs I own: 30+

Number of Piercings: You sick fuck! Piercings are VILE.

Number of Tattoos: Only one on my COCK.

Number of things in my Past I Regret: Anything that didn’t result in oral sex.