Welcome to Strangeville! Check out the Trailer for our new feature length movie Stiff Jobs, by far the sleaziest, most offensive movie in the Hack catalog Available for pre-order January 17th 2009!
Stiff Jobs trailer:
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Stiff Jobs Teaser:
"Stiff Jobs" is the story of two of the most ruthless hitmen in all of Strangeville, Wolfram and Windgate. What was to be a routine hit on a well to do gay pedophile with inclinations toward fat cuban boys, turns into murder, mayhem and all the perverted sexual nonsense Hack Movies is known for when our heros get themselves cunt deep in supernatural jizm, and come face to face with the forces of darkness!
And Check out the new Nixon and Hogan Video: "Nixon and Hogan in Butt Hash"!!!
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Let us leave you with our newest promo video for our upcoming feature length film, CockHammer! Enjoy, and remember, keep it underground, keep it Hack Movies!
Thanks gang! Kevin Strange Transmitting from between the legs of a fine ass Hack Hottie
Comic artist WINSTON BLAKELY’s graphic novel Little Miss Strange, featuring the extraterrestrial sorceress/time traveler Scorpia, is currently available at lulu. com. For ordering information visit http://www. lulu. com/content/1837270. A new Little Miss Strange graphic novel, in which Scorpia will join forces with the vampiress Faustina, is in development at the time of this writing. Artwork for Little Miss Strange and Winston’s Pozitron series can be viewed at http://www. pixelstrips. com and http://serendipityartsales. net. Winston will be at the NY Comic Con on the weekend of April 18-20. For more information about the convention visit http://www. nycomiccon. com. Winston is the cover artist for AUTOEROTICASPHYXIUM fanzine; bands and zine editors contact him via his MySpace profile, http://www. myspace. com/blakelyworks.
He's bricked up the doorway With tainted parts of his anatomy Lie still, like he wants you to Let him saw his disease in you Something dirty, something dirty Mom will forget what she won't see But when you deliver what will grow big Wait for him and feed the pigs