Raphael McGee Esquire
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Erik the Red
Birthday:3/03/220 AD
Birthplace:Denmark
Current Location:Valhalla
Eye Color:Blue
Hair Color:Yellow
Height:7 feet
Right Handed or Left Handed:Neither, they were both hacked off in glorious battle!
Your Heritage:The fury of ODIN!!! I HEAR THEE LORD!?!
The Shoes You Wore Today:Sealfur Boots
Your Fears:The wrath of the Gods and Loki's trickery!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:Murder, rape and pillage the entire West coast of Normandy!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:STEEL YOURSELF... I COME FOR YOUR BLOOD GUTLESS PEON!
Thoughts First Waking Up:Who is this busty harlot of last nights drunken fornicatory revelry?
Your Best Physical Feature:Enormous and bulbous phallus
Your Bedtime:Nay, SLEEP IS FOR THE MEEK HEATHEN
Pepsi or Coke:Neither, human blood and the milk of a supple breast!
MacDonalds or Burger King:I SLAUGHTERED YOUR MOTHER
Single or Group Dates:Pack rape
Chocolate or Vanilla:Oooh,,,, chocolate, because after a hard day's battle, Erik deserves a treat!;)
Cappuccino or Coffee:I SAID HUMAN BLOOD SCUM
Do you Smoke:ONLY THE ASSES OF EVERY BLONDE POST RAGNAROK
Do you Swear:ON THE GRAVES OF MY THOUSANDS OF VICTIMS!
Do you Sing:TO THE GLORY OF THOR.... Oh, THOR... IT'S YOU THAT I ADORE.... YOU'LL ALWAYS BE MY WHORE... WEEE CAAANNN NEVER BE APARRTTT!
Do you Shower Daily:never
Have you Been in Love:Nay, but I have a harem of 12 BUSTY and gymnastic femme fatale! KINKY!
Do you want to go to College:BURN MOTHERFUCKER BURN
Do you want to get Married:NAY MY HAREM SERVICE ME WELL
Do you think you are Attractive:King fuckin' OATH
Are you a Health Freak:No, a rape and pillage freak
Do you get along with your Parents:I murdered them on my seventh birthday to claim my place as overlord of Vindland! ODIN GIVE ME STRENGTH!
Do you like Thunderstorms:YES! THEY ARE THOR'S WORK! PRAISE HIM NOW!
Do you play an Instrument:The Foghorn
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:I am in a state of constant inebriation
In the past month have you Smoked:Many a fine ass
In the past month have you been on Drugs:I have opiates sewn into my frontal lobes
In the past month have you gone on a Date:Yes, a DATE WITH DESTINY.... I FOLLOWED THE NIGHT STAR TO GLORIOUS BATTLE!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:FUCK!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:NEVER!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:I don't do Asian chicks.... yet
In the past month have you been on Stage:THE STAGE WAS SET FOR THE SIEGE OF YORK.. VERILY, AND DID I EVER PLUNDER!
In the past month have you been Dumped:No woman can resist me, if she does... I BEAT RAPE AND MUTILATE HER in traditional Norseman fashion
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:When at the ranch I'm naked more often than not...choose your own adventure
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:35 virginities and a thousand and three lives... MUAHAHAH HEAR ME ODIN!!! MUAHAHA
Ever been Drunk:I said so before you fucking halfwit!
Ever been called a Tease:Many a time.... THEN I TORE OFF THEIR FROCKS AND MADE PASSIONATE AND BRUTAL LOVE!
Ever been Beaten up:IN GLORIOUS BATTLE!
Ever Shoplifted:IVE STOLEN WIVES, TOWNS, LIVES, ONLY VALHALLA AWAITS.... YOU HEAR ME ODIN? I COME FOR THEE!!
How do you want to Die:WITH A SWORD IN MY HAND AND FELLATIO BEING PERFORMED!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:CAPTAIN OF THE HALLS OF VALHALLA.... LORD OF THE VALKYRIE...
What country would you most like to Visit:HELL... or Kenya
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:Eyeless... removed by a Norse blade
Favourite Hair Color:Bald
Short or Long Hair:I SAID BALD YOU FILTH
Height:3 foot
Weight:Hefty
Best Clothing Style:Torn frock
Number of Drugs I have taken:37
Number of CDs I own:I presume that stands for Claimed Damsels? THOUSANDS!
Number of Piercings:A Prince Albert, which i'm told was thrust into me in utero by my father upon the official day of Rape.
Number of Tattoos:37
Number of things in my Past I Regret:NOTHING! I LIVE FOR THE FUTURE... MY DESTINY AWAITS.... I SHALL RULE THE VINDLAND... THEN JUTHEIM... THEN VALHALLA!!! GLORY EVERAFTER BITCHESSSSSSSs

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
HeroesPassionate member of the Joey Greco Fan Club JOEY GRECO FANCLUB MEMBER #8 Reg no. 34543

     Raphael McGee Esquire's Details
Status:Divorced
Body type:0' 1"
Religion:Muslim
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Children:Proud parent
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Professional Fist'o'holic
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   Raphael McGee Esquire's Schools
Scotch College
HAWTHORN, Australia
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
Degree: In Progress
Major: Genital Oregami
Minor: Onanism
Greek:   Lambda Rho Omicron

1998 to 2003

   Raphael McGee Esquire's Companies
Fisted Backside Enterprises
AU
Overlord of The Peon Stock
3rd Panzer




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   Raphael McGee Esquire's Blurbs
About me:
I harvest the precious bounty of the Udder Kingdom of Twallyworth on the Wold. KISS ME Proud and paid member of the official Joey Greco Fan Club. (Me on the left, my lord and saviour Joesph Greco on the right showing his 'tude)
Who I'd like to meet:
Any vile miscreants, truants, philistines or scum! AVATU I slap my backside in the face of adversity. Oh... And a one pant legged indoor Jenkin. J.S Bach - Is teh Gagz0r of the night! Ie: God. JOEY GRECO A shithead assaults a baguette

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BEAU-CONSTRICTOR!!!

BEAU-CONSTRICTOR!!!



Sep 25 2007 7:24 AM

YOU BETTER COME GODDAMN IT DANG NAM IT

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Luke

Luke



Sep 12 2007 12:16 PM

And as the camera pans out from the man who died of the stubbed toe, it slowly fades into a delivery ward.

The baby escapes from the womb...

'You took my father away from me Dr. Chopper, ya bastard. He was all I ever knew ALL I EVER CARED ABOUT. I swear, on my father's grave, Dr. Chopper, I will avenge my father's death... AVENGE... MY... FATHER'S... DEATH!!!!!'

The camera again fades, to the insidious Dr. Chopper, laughing, in a blood fountain.

When will the horror end...
Vanessa Elizabeth

Vanessa Elizabeth



Sep 2 2007 3:21 AM

PS i want some boring emails about how you burned the toast last tuesday and the woman in the room below u spends too much time nitting with her arthritis...
Vanessa Elizabeth

Vanessa Elizabeth



Sep 2 2007 3:20 AM

Dudeman! Whats hip hop and happening on ur side of the world?
Been too long my friend! xo
Mazzy Sensei

Mazzy Sensei



Aug 2 2007 9:37 AM

The Roots (y)
Seb

Sebastian Gavrilovics



Aug 2 2007 1:05 AM

Hahahaha g'day chief! Good to see ya still remember ya roots here back in the land down under! Did you take any vegemite with ya?! I'll smuggle some ova to da neverlands if ya want!

Shrimp on the barbie mate!
Shrimp on the mother fuckin' barbie!
Mazzy Sensei

Mazzy Sensei



Aug 1 2007 6:21 AM

Slap me sideways!
Good to hear from u mang

Shits alright here. Uni is tedious as usual, but drink driving is fun >:D
Just got Rainbow Six Vegas and my 360 fixed, so u can imagine what ill be doing with my time :P (being sociable ofcourse...)
Well if ur gonna sit around half naked, Rihanna is the best girl to keep u company. Or Cassie. I heard Way I Are on the radio the other day and got all excited, but nobody else had any idea y i was excited, nor cared :P
But they can all suck my fucking cock anyhoo

Where abouts are u? What u been doing? What form of drug matter we talking here? Have u killed a man yet?

Sniff that jesus??!?
Hope ur having fun man!
Vanessa Elizabeth

Vanessa Elizabeth



Jul 28 2007 1:59 AM

Rapholuga, How was the flight? U all settled in? Have u started collecting STDs for me yet? :p
xox
Mazzy Sensei

Mazzy Sensei



Jul 27 2007 6:07 AM

INDIE WENHAM IS THE MAN


Hope ur flights and travels are going smoothly
Seb

Sebastian Gavrilovics



Jul 25 2007 10:19 AM

Good luck on your trip mate, and make sure you stay in contact.

P.S. Shrimp on the barbie mate! Too Right!
Vanessa Elizabeth

Vanessa Elizabeth



Jul 15 2007 12:06 PM

Excuse me! I have pictures for you to wrap your eyeballs around.

Too much fun :)
xo
Vanessa Elizabeth

Vanessa Elizabeth



Jul 13 2007 4:28 AM

Tewwy Pwatchett thinks your hot.

Now lets go and dance... nondescript-like.
Jess

Jess



Jul 10 2007 6:45 AM

HAHA! Tewwy Pwatchet! My how your bwain works in mystewious ways, where do you come up wiv vis nonsense? You cwack me up, Sir Waphael!
Vanessa Elizabeth

Vanessa Elizabeth



Jun 17 2007 12:27 PM

And in response to the sensei's post.

CRIPES!
Vanessa Elizabeth

Vanessa Elizabeth



Jun 17 2007 12:26 PM

ZOinKs!

You hath incurred the mighty wrath of Vjetatron! Almighty transformer from the north. See me transform into fairybread and quiver at my power!

MWEAHAHEHAHHSSHHHAHAAA!
Mazzy Sensei

Mazzy Sensei



Jun 15 2007 5:11 PM

K found something that will make u laugh both cause its funny, and also cause ull be so uncomfortable. Much like watching Irreversible :P


HOHOOOOOOO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!?!
Mazzy Sensei

Mazzy Sensei



Jun 13 2007 8:18 AM

oop! just recieved a fax!
Henri Matisse

Henri Matisse



May 27 2007 5:13 AM


The Bank, 1907

Vanessa Elizabeth

Vanessa Elizabeth



May 25 2007 12:44 PM

DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE.
Jess

Jess



May 21 2007 11:21 AM

looks like i cant join u on our 26th july adventure anymore. the UK embassy is fkn up my visa royally. i cant get in there till aug 17 (long story). im shattered. it screws up all my plans - include working at the fringe. and now we cant even sit next to each other on a flight. fuck a duck. :(
Mazzy Sensei

Mazzy Sensei



May 19 2007 7:34 AM


It's only Barry off East Enders *thumb motions*
Anne-Marie

Anne-Marie



May 19 2007 6:05 AM

Can't say I have. I'm a big nerdy nerd who doesn't watch reality tv. Sorry to say. What are you studying at the nash?
Laura

Laura



May 19 2007 6:01 AM

why is every second word you say slap? hmm anyway slap that all on the floor, slap that im very bored! -Laura
John

John



May 19 2007 5:26 AM

um...FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
Daphers!!

Daphers!!



May 16 2007 12:28 PM

OI PUNK!!! Where's the booze? eheheh
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