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Whose Your Favourite Serial Killer?

			"Rogues Do It From Behind" Male 18 years old Somerton, United Kingdom Last Login:7/20/2008
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Whose Your Favourite Serial Killer?'s Interests

General	Drawing, drinking, fucking around, fucking, cuddling, watching movies, listening to music, making love, kissing, watching porn, fancy dress parties, shed parties, DANCING, my friends; Rory, Tom and Jake, Phil, Nik, Elly, Kat, Leeroy, Dace (wink wink). I'm keen on being a journalist or critic, I'm working on it, had some stuff published. Head over to my blog if you want another slice of the Jordan.
Music	I like a tonne of stuff. I like most music but mostly rock and metal. Bit of electronic whatever, grunge, funk.. you name it i'll lick it baby. Girl! I Wanna Take You To A Gay Bar! Gay Bar, Gay Bar, Gay Bar!
Movies	LOADS! I have a bunch of gooduns YEAHHHHH. Fight Club, The Thing, Battle Royale, Clerks, Starship Troopers and a fuckload more just cant be bothered to update this. Shed Party for sure.
Television	Peep Show, Garth Marenghi's Dark Place, The Sex Inspectors, The Mighty Boosh, Sugar Rush.
Books	Thomas Harris, David Gemmell, Stephen King; Red Dragon, Silence Of The Lambs, Echoes Of The Great Song, Dark Moon, The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy, A Clockwork Orange.
Heroes	ME!

Whose Your Favourite Serial Killer?'s Details

Status:	Single
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	Somerton
Body type:	5' 6" / Average
Ethnicity:	White / Caucasian
Religion:	Other
Zodiac Sign:	Pisces
Children:	Someday
Education:	In college
Occupation:	Student

Whose Your Favourite Serial Killer?'s Schools

Strode College Somerset, United Kingdom Graduated: N/A	2006 to Present
Strode College Street, SW Graduated: N/A	2006 to 2008
Millfield School Street, United Kingdom Graduated: N/A	1998 to 2006

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- I am/is/were/willbe Jordan. I put the Fun in Funeral, the Laughter in Slaughter and the cock in cockbag. LOL. no.

- Jord for short.

- I once meditated and dreamt of world peace. it sucked. I'd rather sniff crack off a hookers ass.

- Ninja's are awesome. I am a ninja. I always sneak up on peoples or just come up behind and be like "HARROO00!!" and they's like "NO WAI, H0WW D1D YOO SNEEK ON ME LIKE DAT?!!"

- Been mates with Phil since foreverrr and we kickass at paintball and everything and we play Live with LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROY!!!

- Me and Rory are the Party Indians. First party I ever went to was with Rory, he's my best buddy and tbh we put the life in any party.

- We dress up as Clockwork Orange Droogs and some are like "wtf" and were like "AHHHH ULTRAVIOLENCE, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!". We might get some rollerskates and skate about in Clockwork Orange clothes.

- I like Painting, drawing, doodling, sculpture, carving and masturbating.

- I like the cold, so I can see my breath. I also like the heat, like a spicy summer night with a spicy person. mmmm so spicy.. i wish you could just rub spice in my eyes RIGHT NOW!

- MUSIC!. Like loads of it generally ROCKKKK!!!

- But ultimately my absoloutely favouritest band is definetly, by miles and miles, 'Therapy?'.

- OMGGGGGGG Therapy? are AWESOME!!

- I play Xbox and PC and wii.

- Right now I want to get a freaking cool Sword. Rampages require a certain amount of style.

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-How To Dress As A Ninja?-

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- (When trying something new) "But what if it cuts me?" - "If it cuts you then you will bleed. Is that so bad?" - Wise words buddy!

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"My Love For You Is Like A Truck. Berserker! Me And You Should Make A Fuck. Berserker! My Love For You Is Ticking Clock. Berserker! I Will Let You Suck My Cock. Berserker!" - Olaf; Clerks.

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This conversation happened at dinner once and i thought it was pretty funny :P we were talking about something and my sister goes..

"geez"

and my mum says "what did you say?"

"geez"

"please dont say that, its like saying 'jesus'"

"but geez is spelt different to jesus.."

"no, geez is the shortened word of jesus"

"no, the shortened word for jesus would be jizz!!"

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Who I'd like to meet:
David Mitchell, Noel Fielding and Julian Barrat.... Boosh is freaking Awwzummm, But I love Therapy?.

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Katie	Jul 10 2008 3:02 PM Jord! Have a good time in France? I asume you're home now. Lucky you eh? I forgot to send you the e-mail, but I remembered now soo could you message me yer number! Cheers big ears :)
Michael	Jun 25 2008 1:28 PM hey hey! not spoken to you for FAR TOO LONG! thought id holler at ya then i thought again coz you wouldnt hear it duck features part 8 is up after like a year haha howre you then
What's your poison?	Jun 13 2008 9:33 AM Hey cutie!!! I'm back!!! And I'm going to give you massive cuddles forever and ever!!! Love you x X x X x
Finger Puppets	May 27 2008 12:36 PM Eww Chris Crocker http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=jexGQM0VRQI
Katie	May 24 2008 3:25 AM Hey jord did you end up pubbing yesterday? I realised on Thursday, that i had work, which is why i didn't go in the end - i was not impressed! Nevermind though :) x
Katie	Apr 28 2008 1:38 PM I'm on number 3/4 and things are looking up a bit now ^_^ it'll be good to finish it all right? And have a nice clear head over the summer! You picked your uni? Good luck with the ict x
Katie	Apr 28 2008 12:58 PM Oh yeah! Ian wasn't there from our lesson and we had good old Stephen Page, but he did let us out early so it was all good. The trip sounds... fun. Yeah i did actually see Max earlier and thought 'i'm sure his class is on a trip' so poor Jord, buddyless... did you have to sit on your own, or with Ian? :D Yeahh we did finish it, it was an alright film actually. I don't usually get the Simon Pegg sense of humour but i did think nit was funny this time. / I'm hiring you as my motivational coach you're good at it, those are good points. I'm just not getting into the flow of it and feel i'm writing badly! I have just written quite a bit though and this is my last break, I'm gonna work for the next hour and see how it goes! Thanks for your wise words :)
Katie	Apr 28 2008 12:27 PM JORD. Have you finished all your media folder stuff? I'm meant to be doing it now but just can't find my concentration or motivation, i'll be glad when its over meh. how was your day, it was probably less of a waste of time as mine was, mesia was pretty pointless as was the rest of the day, ha. Good weekend? x
Tom	Apr 28 2008 12:00 PM Yea I hate that, shave twice a day? My arse! Maybe tonight you'll be lucky ;)
Tom	Apr 28 2008 11:44 AM Lil bit creepy, more than a lil bit flattering, majorly sexually exciting. You better believe you'll find me under your bed tonight
Jacob ftw	Apr 20 2008 10:47 AM done any ict work? I have done nothing x
Finger Puppets	Apr 4 2008 3:20 PM Best Rick Roll ever ..............................<
Finger Puppets	Mar 12 2008 1:52 PM your comment made me lol
peter(chippy)	Mar 2 2008 8:28 AM friken beta be one of ur guest and i promise i wont dress up as a gimp...lol and yeah sounds kwl...well make the pipe dream a pipe reality and yeah have a complete rave at the town hall maybe a bit of bingo 2...=] mr 18 x
Michael	Feb 29 2008 9:05 AM ahhhhhhhhh it only told me today that your bday was yesterday!!! happy birthday for you and hows it bein 18 eh?
Mackers	Feb 28 2008 3:49 AM Happy birthday dude!
peter(chippy)	Feb 27 2008 12:51 PM mmmm...gimmie it anyways i am shore it would make good toilet paper...or i could just give it 2 one of my close friends who looks like u?u doin nythin random and fun for ur BIG day?? x
peter(chippy)	Feb 27 2008 12:47 PM washwink u rub my back i rub urs,shore btw its ur birthday soon!have fun wid that! =] x
peter(chippy)	Feb 25 2008 1:57 PM you+me= sex in a bath tub somtime...x =]
Finger Puppets	Jan 29 2008 1:31 PM http://poetry.rotten.com/weightlifter/ http://encyclopediadramatica.com/HTS-Noob
Raven Jet Byrne	Jan 27 2008 1:52 PM sorry i havent been in contact sooner,my connection has been shitty,,.your welcome use any of those songs,i would suggest,.1.preen and turn up your nose(i steadied my hand and i parted her lips),thats a must cos it seems to appeal to a lot of people,would like the soundscape with the cello and the piano,and maby two more between the ones on my myspace,.but you can get them off the album,,.best to use those recordings for the mo, much apprieted played a gig on thursday was bloody good,playing with all those fashionable guys with there flamboyant hair and stylish shoes,,was worried briefly,,.but i was qiute stunning,,did a goood 20mins of stand up at the end of my set,,which i so enjoyed,so rewarding having people laughing at your mind thoughts,,.never write any of it down ,just play with stuff in my mind and it allways comes out right in the gig(s),. got offers to do more aswell,,.and there was sum guys in the tv industry who rekon they want to show my stuff around,,.so im gunna do sum open mics for music and stand up now,,. hows things with you,are you still with your girlfriend?xx peace outxxxx
Katie	Jan 26 2008 5:38 AM Jordd its a shame you couldn't come last night it was fun, but you must join us for the next shindig and bring some humpage to the partay hahah xx
Sarah......	Jan 25 2008 3:03 AM last weekend was mental,i got completely trashed and went to 4 different parties in one night,it was so crazy..ahhh.hmmm well ill just have to see if this weekend can live up to it!i just got back from my friends house,we went to a party in bruton last night...yes thats right a thursday night, i AM that hardcore.anyhow i better go to college now for i have lessons to attend! xxx
Sarah......	Jan 21 2008 2:37 PM hello young sir,i never did comment you back,pics with you in and your package should be in the album of mine and jadeys party in my piccys.have fun with that.you alright?have a good weekend? xxxxxx
Katie	Jan 20 2008 12:23 PM Hahah course you weren't dreaming of Tom :P you propbably picked the best name to shout out, since we had 3 Tom's round, so it wouldn't be definate which one! Yay thankyou I would muchly appreciate it, I swear half of them must be of a quarter of your head or something cos i was watching you and i doubt anyone else was in the screen with your shaky little arm haha you were entertaining nethertheless, and humped (and scared) many a person :D
Katie	Jan 20 2008 11:47 AM Joord how you feeling? Ben said when he got up, and walked past your room, you leapt up in the bed and shouted "TOMMM!" i imagine it was very dramatic haha. I look forward to seeing some of the photos haha wasterrrrrrr bless you x
#Sophia#	Jan 15 2008 2:02 PM i know indeed! its constantly on my bed :D haha x
#Sophia#	Jan 15 2008 1:35 PM yup tis my first one, its such a fucking sexy beast i tell you! look on my pics, its there. haha yeah i know what you mean, and i also suck at singing at the same time, my rhythm fucks right up lol BASS thats ace, i might just take that up one day! x
#Sophia#	Jan 15 2008 1:17 PM ah well iv just started playing like, i got me new guitar for crimbo :) do you play? paaaaaahha i dont remember but ya know it probably did happen x
#Sophia#	Jan 15 2008 10:33 AM hhaa yeah i just started learning it on the guitar.. uh well trying to, it is fucking sweet :) YEAH booshyboy i love that show, iv only got through like half the box set, but theyr all incredibly good il say hello! xx
peter(chippy)	Jan 10 2008 12:09 PM dunno reli mite be partying or pubbing friday and then Saturday workin then goin 2 my mates house...wat abut ur viberent self?x =]
peter(chippy)	Jan 10 2008 11:40 AM kay =[x
peter(chippy)	Jan 10 2008 11:32 AM dudde uncool...i aint no woman =[ x
peter(chippy)	Jan 10 2008 11:22 AM maaate do you know how much i had to do to get those costume i did stuff thats haunts me in my sleep now...come on i think i deserve a chance...come on? x
peter(chippy)	Jan 10 2008 10:14 AM mmmm...oh yeah come on gimmie a chance i will even act out the fantasy where costumes and anythin...go on...pwwweeease
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