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Mary Jordan
Stand-Up / Female / Alternative
Mary Jordan I forgot I had one of these things.

Female
27 years old
Chicago, IL
United States



Last Login: 5/28/2009
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   Mary Jordan's Comedian Bio
BioI started doing stand up at the Looney Bin in Memphis, TN when I was sixteen. Seven years later, I'm still in Memphis, but I'm getting ready to break out. Anything else is personal, so if you really want to know, ask.
Websitecomedianmaryj.com
InfluencesFriends - Mo Alexander, Spanky Brown, Kerry White, the whole SIN show crew, Giggle Jones; Great comedians I've worked with- Paul F. Tompkins, Todd Barry, Maria Bamford, Norm Wilkerson, Brett Erickson; Great comedians I've seen- Dave Chappelle, Dave Attel, David Cross, Doug Stanhope, Margaret Cho; Work admired from a distance- Carlin, Pryor, Bruce, Hicks. The Daily Show, Monty Python, Kids in the Hall, Comedians of Comedy, Demitri Martin, Janeane Garofolo, Mitch Hedberg, Steven Wright, Jim Gaffigan, Wanda Sykes, Chris Rock, Rodney Dangerfield, etc.
FilmsSomerville, The Importance of Being Russell

    Mary Jordan's Interests
GeneralRobots, alchemy, division by zero.
MusicMy life's soundtrack is provided by a middle school marching band. It's not about the music; it's about the pageantry.
MoviesIndustrial training films, psa's, the occassional lifetime original.
TelevisionTrinity Broadcasting Network and the Outdoor channel.
BooksAny books with puzzles where you place random numbers into squares.
HeroesBill Hicks, George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Dave Chappelle, Doug Stanhope, Virginia Woolf

     Mary Jordan's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Memphis, TN
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:In college
Occupation:Comedian

   Mary Jordan's Schools
University Of Memphis
Memphis,Tennessee
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
Major: History
Minor: English
 

2001 to Present
White Station High School
Memphis,Tennessee
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1997 to 2001

   Mary Jordan's Networking
Theatre - Drama - Acting

Film - Drama - Acting

Television - Talent - Comedian



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MEMPHIS ZOMBIE ATTACK



Mar 21 2009 4:46 AM

viva las zombies!
Kerry White

Kerry White



Mar 17 2009 1:04 PM

Sorry I won't be in town for your roast. Pity. I have a few things that need to be said/told about you.
;)
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jim rose



Feb 20 2009 11:13 PM

Hi jim rose here. yes im the actor who plays the caveman on the commercials so now you have something to tease me about the next time we see each other. Im going to be in your area in the summer hosting rock shows and writing a new book about the people I meet on the road. We should throw a small party together. If you want to hang out ,message me at my other site here
www. myspace. com/toohotforfizzle
or go to my top friend(same site)
We dont read the messages at the circus site. we are getting too many to handle there
There are too many there and hard to manage
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Feb 18 2009 12:16 AM

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the jokes will come

GET IT?
Corey Reppond

Corey Reppond



Feb 17 2009 7:32 PM

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Feb 16 2009 1:50 AM

update yo shows!
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Cesar Cervantes

Cesar Cervantes



Feb 7 2009 7:20 PM

I heard you ate it so bad they decided to close down Comedy Tennessee...true story?
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Comedy Saloon Productions



Jan 23 2009 3:32 PM

Thanks for the ADD! Remember to send a digital headshot to comedysaloonpro@gmail.com
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chick habit radio show



Jan 13 2009 8:45 PM

hi mary! looking forward to your show on 2/6!
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Nov 28 2008 9:42 PM

Happy thing that happened yesterday.
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Nov 23 2008 7:22 PM

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Beth Smith

Beth Smith



Nov 20 2008 2:34 AM

hey girl! give me a call when you get a chance. need some advice.

hope all is well in memphis.


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echidna

Katrina Murrell



Nov 13 2008 9:17 PM

You sure know how to make a girl blush, MJ.
So when will you be a regular again?
(I'm only referring to abdominal functions if you want to answer)
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Nov 4 2008 4:36 PM

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