Satan's Buttcheeks

Music

FEATURED SONG

Play
Play Next
Add to queue

Supersatan

Album:

Released: Jan 1, 2008

Label:

1. Play
2. Play Next
3. Add to queue
Supersatan
2:53
792 plays
1. Play
2. Play Next
3. Add to queue
For Good or For Awesome
4:12
768 plays
1. Play
2. Play Next
3. Add to queue
Butter
1:13
323 plays
1. Play
2. Play Next
3. Add to queue
Rambo McMangoChutney
2:19
285 plays
1. Play
2. Play Next
3. Add to queue
Deth to the Clowns
1:34
189 plays

Total Plays: 7,182 / Plays Today: 2See All Featured ►

General Info

Genre: Christian Rap / Experimental / Metal
Location Bath, Southwest, Un
Profile Views: 32762
Last Login: 7/29/2011
Member Since 12/4/2005
Website You want a website? Why? Youd never look at it
Record Label The one with all the good bands on it...Ubersong?
Type of Label Unsigned
Bio
IN THE BEGINNING OF TIME, the world was a barren wasteland of molten Rock and poisonous gasses... and from those ashes rose a band of five young men who defied the elements and began writing music that both sucked and blowed in equal measures. They are The Mighty Yank (Oli Fenton), Bitch (Alexander 'Gooden-Bed' Good), Butch (Ben Butcher). The Boss (Ross Brown) and The Silent Ninja of Deth (Dan Gildersleeve) From humble beginnings writing scriptures in the Supervised Silent Tombs of the Work Temples to thrash metal anthems in the Living Quarters, Satan's Buttcheeks have carved their way through Great Britain from the Northern provinces of Leamington Spa to the court of King Thurgald in the Caerdydd. Daubed generously in UV Glow Paint these Clown Princes of Comedy Metal indulge your senses in an epic blast of wildly distorted guitar, thumping drums and blatant homo-eroticism. Await ye now.. The year of the third coming of Satan's Buttcheeks, armed with rigour, louder instruments, and even more UV Body spray. A newer, improved re-incarnation of the Buttcheeks shall be rocking again soon, incensed with satanic fury, doused in UV Fluorescent paint and armed with enough lyrics to confuse a family of bears, they shall return...because in every single child, there exists a large expensive diamond...dare you try and get it out...? .... .... BUTTCHEEKS VIDEOS!!!.. .... ..INSIDE SATAN'S BUTTCHEEKS: the Rockumentary!...... .. .. .. .. .. .... ...... ..BUTTER LIVE...... ...... .. .. .. .... ...... ........ ..PAINTING SATAN'S BUTTCHEEKS...... ...... .. .. .. ..
Members
....The Mighty Yank:.. Chief Summoner of the Uber-Axe of Infinite Doom, and bacon afficionado! ......Bitch:.. Worthless Peon. ......Butch:.. The Mover of Bowels and the Stealer of Young Children! ......Gilders: The Silent Ninja of Deth.. ......Ross McRoss:.. Beater of Stretched Animal Guts and Sheets of Rawest Ore. ..
Influences
....Our influences include:........ Prince as soon as he got all wierd,.. ..the gathering darkness,.. ..violence towards those with facial hair until we get some facial hair,.... people who hyphenate to unnecessary extents, ....blood, ....gloves,....clowns (the scary kind),.... bands with the word 'vicious' in the name cause that's gross,.... Jesus Christ,.... Evil Jesus,.... Action Jesus, ....Rekkonink Aie Anti-Ahrkraft Gun,.... food that is past its sell-by date,.... casual kidnapping in sporting context,.... Lederhosen, ....draconian language,.... medival times,.... Medieval Babes, ....confusion and the causes of confusion, ....bands who instead of playing instruments just plain beat the ground with sticks (see Finntroll),.. ..bands with drummers named 'Beast Dominator' (see Finntroll), ....the album 'Willenium',.... inane tasks (digging, running),.... bands who wear cool makeup and aren't Kiss, ....The Incredible String Band,....the fact that if you shaved The Rock's eyebrows he would be rendered incapable of expressing emotion,.... toplessness and general nudity,.... blood again,.. ..jerryrigged coffins so the bodies spring out like in that Ozzy Osbourne video,.. ..spilling hell,.. ..crusades of any kind, ....lotion, ....Sudan,.... and finally, the DARK LORD HIMSELF.............................Jezz. .. ..MyGen.. ..Profile Generator.. .. .. .. ..MyGen.. .. .. ..MyGen.. ..Profile Generator.. ..
Sounds Like
Everything and nothing you have ever heard before. And then that played backwards...