Eric The Mediocre
Eric The Mediocre Disappointing others since 1983...

Male
26 years old
Lodi, New Jersey
United States



Last Login: 8/10/2009
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    Eric The Mediocre's Interests
GeneralMets Games, Madden, Burritos, Sleeping, Writing Bad Sketch Comedy, Vegetating in my basement for days on end, Jack & Coke, Gas Station Convenience Stores, Running Errands, Back Scratches, Grocery Shopping, Hoodies, My Beard, Cussing and Sinning, Vintage 50's Pin up Girls, Women With Curves, and Peanut Butter.
Music
Movies Mostly comedies and a lot of classic 80's movies, but to name a few: Indiana Jones Trilogy, Back to the Future Trilogy, Star Wars 4-6, Animal House, Airplane, Spaceballs, Three Amigos, Big, Coming to America, Little Shop of Horrors, Howard the Duck, Spies Like Us, The Princess Bride, Beetle Juice, The Money Pit, Young Frankenstein, Spinal Tap, Twins, My Blue Heaven, Nothing But Trouble, Office Space, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Bullitt, Dr. Strangelove, Chuck & Buck, Requiem For a Dream, Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy, Johnny Dangerously, Stripes, The Big Lebowski, Pootie Tang, Orgazmo, Anchorman, Melvin Goes to Dinner, Swingers, Clerks, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Wet Hot American Summer.
TelevisionIt's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, SportsCenter, Robot Chicken, Scrubs, Jeopardy, Mr. Show with Bob & David, Strangers with Candy, Chappelle Show, Pee Wee's Playhouse, Kids in the Hall, Upright Citizens Brigade, Zach Galafinakis, Mitch Hedberg, Patton Oswalt, Demetri Martin
BooksChuck Palahniuk, Hunter S. Thompson, Bret Easton Ellis, John Hodgman, Maddox, David Sedaris. Any dark, uncomfortable humor.
Heroes
Groups: Mr. ShowShop RiteBergen Community CollegeQuantum LeapersMadden NationMVP or NCAA BaseballMasques UnitedThe Kings Of Leon Army

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     Eric The Mediocre's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Fair Lawn
Body type:5' 9" / More to love!
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Catholic
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Children:Someday
Education:Some college

   Eric The Mediocre's Schools
Bergen Community College
Paramus, NEW JERSEY
Graduated: N/A
 

2003 to 2005
Fair Lawn High
Fair Lawn, NJ
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
 

1998 to 2002



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About me:
Witty, Sarcastic, and Bitter... What's not to love? Questions or Comments?

= BlutoU2

Who I'd like to meet:
Chicks with Dicks, George Washington Carver, Omar Minaya, Beard Lovers, Grammatically Correct People, Someone to fix my computer speakers, and anyone who can take a joke.

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☆|♡JESS♡|☆

Jessica Mackluf



May 7 2008 4:29 PM

What, are you too good to write in your blog now? I left you a comment regarding the maggots. Read it, and for heavens sake, write some more.
Teddy

Teddy



Apr 17 2008 4:39 AM

thanks man...I appreciate it.
yuengling=good times
Cos

Cos



Apr 7 2008 7:21 PM

yo E lets go to a METS game
little

little



Mar 21 2008 3:15 AM

ah your not a uk fan.... its something you dont understand..
little

little



Mar 20 2008 8:50 PM

well you take a player off the team that averages almost 20 points and 8-10 rebounds, thats a big difference. ah, you lost your money on football, i guess thats good enough for me.. just look out for us next year, we only lose 2 players and have 2 5 stars a 4 star juco and maybe another 5 comming in...
little

little



Mar 19 2008 8:55 PM

and how much are you willing to put on this game? $50?? $100??? you name it...
little

little



Feb 6 2008 1:54 PM

haha... yeah right man... the pats were to cocky.. if only everyone else knew just to hit brady....
Name: Danny

Name: Danny



Feb 5 2008 5:52 AM

ok sir if u say so
Name: Danny

Name: Danny



Feb 4 2008 7:15 AM

the fuking heninken in your fuking default picture
Name: Danny

Name: Danny



Feb 4 2008 4:28 AM

wheres my henny?
aimee

aimee



Jan 15 2008 1:52 PM

haha very funny! Tell him congrats and I hope they are both GIRLS!!!!
Name: Danny

Name: Danny



Jan 6 2008 1:24 AM

oh my hey sexxy nice beard
Chris

Chris



Jan 4 2008 8:59 PM

actually, i was lol.
Sean

Sean



Nov 24 2007 2:57 AM

Happy Birthday man!
Chris

Chris



Nov 23 2007 10:32 PM

happy birhday cuz
Dave V

Dave V



Nov 23 2007 10:30 PM

Happy B day skanks..
little

little



Nov 8 2007 9:31 PM

so let me guess, you're putting your money on Louisville AGAIN tonight?! haha!!!
little

little



Nov 2 2007 9:49 PM

ah just for that i was kinda hoping you picked lsu too.. haha.. 6-3 is not to bad for us...
aimee

aimee



Sep 18 2007 4:19 PM

I seriously can't stand either one of you. i don't which one is worse!!!
Sara Jane

Sara Jane



Sep 16 2007 5:58 PM

☆|♡JESS♡|☆

Jessica Mackluf



Sep 10 2007 10:56 PM

I was in cali-forn-i-a, just visiting the fam. Anyway, yeah.. we will definitely catch up soon. You make me laugh more than anyone can. And I'm in desperate need for a good laugh.
☆|♡JESS♡|☆

Jessica Mackluf



Sep 10 2007 1:50 PM

I try to say goodbye and I choke, I try to walk away and I stumble, though I try to hide it, its clear...

I blow bubbles when you are not near.
Sara Jane

Sara Jane



Sep 9 2007 3:31 AM

Sara Jane

Sara Jane



Sep 8 2007 11:41 PM

yeah, we really should spend some quality time together.
Name: Danny

Name: Danny



Sep 8 2007 5:38 AM

awsome lodi sux lol u work.? i just sleep go to school n work at circuit city
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