-Lunatics and Losers
-Extreme Comedy
-Guns For Gearjammers
Steve Austin's Interests
General
Old Movies (Film Noir), Current Events, Sci-Fi, Live Theatre, Golf (playing, not watching), Football (watching, not playing), Anything to do with avaition
California State University-Los Angeles
Los Angeles,California
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Business Adminstration
Minor: Philosophy
1986 to 1988
Pasadena City College
Pasadena,California
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: Business Administration
1978 to 1979
San Gabriel High
San Gabriel,California
Graduated: 1976
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
-The Legendary Ice House Comedy Club (Pasadena)
-The Comedy Store (Hollywood, Sydney)
- The Improv (Hollywood, Ontario)
- Wits End Comedy Club (Denver)
- The Reno Hilton (Reno)
-The Funnybone (Springfield)
- The Maxim Hotel and Casino (Las Vega
About me: I'm a professional comedian and actor. That's right, middle-aged, balding and financially unstable. (And yes ladies, he's single. Go figure.) I like to travel, cook, go to movies and make love all night long. Of course, now days, it's more cooking and movies than anything.
I have had a varied acting career, films, television, stage, commercials. My fondest memories are of the four years I spent protraying "The Pak'Ma'Ra Ambassador" on the sci-fi series, BABYLON 5. The number of friends I've made and the places I've been as a result of being this squid-faced, hump-backed alien are immeasurable. I have been truly blessed.
The highlight of my comedy career came in 2004 when I was honored to be a part of a month-long comedy tour of U.S. Military Bases in and around the Middle East. This included theatres of operation within Afghanistan and Iraq. This was the first time I ever needed to wear body armour while performing on stage. It's a good look. I'm thinking of starting to wear it all the time.
As a Navy Veteran myself, it was a privilage to be able to bring some relief to our young service men and woman now serving in harm's way. God bless each and everyone of them.
To My Stand-up Brothers and Sisters:
"Wise up, folks. We're all alone out there and tomorrow we're going out there again." - The Big Chill
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"There are three things in life which are real: God, Human Folly and Laughter
The first two are beyond our comprehension
So we must do what we can with the third." - JFK
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Please visit:
www.StephenAustin.com
Booking Agents and Promoters look me up on:
www.StandupShop.com/www.StandupComicsOnline.com/www.ComedySoapbox.com
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I want to thank you for allowing me as Red Skelton to be a part of your myspace life.
Fall is here and the holidays are approaching. They can be stressful so I'm giving you a gift of laughter.
If by chance you are in Las Vegas or plan on visiting us this season, I would be honored to meet you.
I perform every Sunday, Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday night 9pm inside the Royal Resort Hotel showroom located 99 Convention Center Drive (basically corner of Las Vegas Blvd and Convention Center Drive)
The name of the show is Larry G Jones ~Man of 1002 Voices Show.
I'm the opening act as Red Skelton. If you get the chance please stop by and say HI. If you want to see the show here is a discount code for you.
loved the vid buddy, nice to see ya again! although I thought that the next step was a "porn mov" w/Teri there at the door? darn that camera man for not walking in! xoxox freddy da yank
Look behind ya... that blur that just vlew by? Yep, Im here! ( i wish!) thanxs for the thought! Hey, isnt Lewis Black gonna be visiting to sign my err.... I mean visiting MGM soon to do a few shows? Make sure ya take pics for me! Then ya can torture me ok? Notice I didnt say anything about that blonde sitting next to ya! (sic) xoxox misss ya man! fredy
Yo, Brother its da weekend.. time to go out, party, pick up chicks, and... oh wait, that was 30 years ago.. sorry! Oh well, try to enjoy the golf, walks by the "lakes" and polish those pearly whites! HA! Have a great weekend bro, miss ya lots! Freddy, lost in another land! xo
Yo Brother, hows it hangin? Hope all is well in Fantasy Vegas! Please drop a line when ya can! Hows my "book" comming along? later miss ya lots! Little Bro! xo
Big Bro!!!!!!!!!! Where da hell have ya been hiding? Its the big 50 for me next week.... ha! any advice? got any viagra? miss ya man! hurry up and be happy bro! later Little Shithead me! xo
I want to thank you for allowing me as Red to be a part of your life on myspace.
Wishing you the best Holiday Season ever.
I hope this makes you smile.
Good-bye for now and may God bless.
Brian Hoffman - Red Skelton Tribute Artist.
www. LasVegasActs. com/redskelton. html
I want to thank you for allowing me in your circle of friends.
If you ever wanted to see Red Skelton perform live but never got your chance, here's the next best thing.
Check out Superstar Voices in Concert starring Larry G Jones.
Brian Hoffman opens the show for Larry as Red Skelton.
Fun for everyone. Please help spread the word.
24 hour HOTLINE
1-800-595-4849
Thank you so much.
Good-bye for now and may God bless.
If you are ever in the neighborhood, like this lady was, check out the funniest show in town!
I wish you continued success in all you do.
“Goodnight now and may God bless”
Wishing you the best Holiday Season ever.
I hope this makes you smile.
Good-bye for now and may God bless.
Brian Hoffman - Red Skelton Tribute Artist.
What a pair!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Two PEAS in a POD!