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$awdust's Interests
General
I like stuff. I'm sure you like stuff too. I like art, music and getting drunk with the Captain. I like Vegas. Pretty girls. Old cars. Long walks on the beach. Bar-be-ques on warm days.
People watching is my absolute favorite! There are so many weird ass fuckers out there and I loooooove to make fun of them any chance I get. The world is one big joke to me. And I'm sure in lots of peoples eyes I'm a puchline myself. Which is great. I hope I make everyone laugh a little.
But by far the coolest thing in my life is Berlyn. The Bumble Bee. Check her out, shes ..1 in my top 8. Being the Daddy for such a perfect little girl is untouchable.
Music
Jets to Brazil, Johnny Cash, Johhny Burnette, Tiger Army, Nekromantix, Cramps, Clash, Hank Williams Sr, Hank 3, Deadbolt, Rolling Stones, Jawbreaker, Blazing Haley, The Rat Pack, Elvis, Flogging Molly, The Get Up Kids, Joy Division, Iggy Pop, Murder City Devils, Pixies, The Reverend Horton Heat, Stray Cats, And lots of 80's stuff like the Cure, Depeche Mode, Duran Duran, New Order, Oingo Boingo, blah blah blah.
Movies
Anchorman, Fight Club, True Romance, Boondock Saints, Joe Dirt, Caddyshack, Stripes, Snatch, Pirates of the Caribbean, Breakfast Club, The Blues Brothers, Saving Silverman, OG Star Wars, Usual Suspects, anything from Russ Myers (genius), Once upon a Time in Mexico, Valley Girl, 16 Candles, Weird Science, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Army of Darkness and on and on.
Television
Anything that teaches me how to do something. And anything with boobs.
Books
Yeah sure. I like finding new reference books that help me draw better. Reading is good too.
Heroes
My Grandfather, my Mother, Johhny Cash, Captain Morgan, Johhny Depp, Ian MacKaye, Mike Ness, Harrison Ford, Henry Ford, George Barris, Kenneth Howard, Gene Winfield, Robert Smith, Morrissey, Sailor Jerry Collins, Hank Sr., Elvis Clint Eastwood
What the hell are you supposed to say in these things? "Hey check me out, I'm cool because..." so whatever. Anything is going to sound lame. I am a tattoo artist. At least that how I earn my way through life right now. I paint, draw, and build everything I can. I am a carpenter. Or at least I can fake it really well. I weld a little. I can instripe a bit, but I never keep any consistency to how or when I do it, so I suck at it. I'm a Dad. Which is really fun and really hard sometimes. Berlyn is the best daughter ever. Dashiel is my son. He is absolutely the chillest dude ever. I wish all of you could meet them, you would understand why they are so awesome. I married to an awesome gal too. She's super motivated to do big things in life, but somehow her shoes never get put away. I am building a Model A Ford. Or at least I have one. Time and money are conspiriing against its completion. Someday I'll wave at you as I drive past.
Who I'd like to meet: I like new people. Old ones are good too. Him, her, them, those guys, that one dude, that hot chick. Whoever. But if you're a dirty pot smokin hippie stay the hell away from me. Who needs ya!? Get a job, take a shower and piss off.
Nothing says America like a medley sung by Kate Smith, Dean Martin, Norm Crosby, Barbara Eden and Mickey Rooney! I think it's the real reason why Al Quaeda hates us...
black cats, roman candles, screaming mimis, lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, crap flappers, whistling bungholes, spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers with or without the scooter stick, whistling kitty chaser...it's all covered.
(but snakes and sparklers are the only ones i like).
When can I stop by and talk to you about another tattoo idea I have...I've decided to go for a whole horror mom thing and my next is Lily Munster...yeay! so I wanna see you and figure out where and how much and when...you know.
