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Sawyer Family
Rock / Psychobilly / Punk

"Why they did it, no one knows..."

EUGENE, OREGON
United States

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Last Login:  7/19/2008
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Member Since5/25/2005
Band Websitecdbaby.com/cd/sawyerfamily2
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Master Seth Sawyer - Guitar and Vocals
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Judge Jarod Sawyer - Guitar and Vocals
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Count Vlad Zacul Sawyer - Doublebass and Vocals
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Killsaw Sawyer - Drums
InfluencesThorazine and Thoreau, malt liquor and Mahler, missionary and Moliere, jujubes and James Joyce, humping and Hugo, dryhumping and Dvorak, Aristotle and ass, Renoir and ribwiches, Twain and twat, Tutankhamen and tacos, Mozart and milfs, filet mignon and fisting, King Tut and carnies, Hitchcock and whores, Fellini and fellatio, Karl Marx and Carl's Jr.
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   Upcoming Shows ( view all )
Jul 19 2008 8:00P
Coos bay rollergirls car show and bar show!! Coos Bay, Oregon
Jul 25 2008 8:00P
John Henry’s Eugene, Oregon

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   About Sawyer Family
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The slaughterhouse now lies in ruins, gutted by the hungry flames of an angry mob spurred to action by the suspicious death of a beautiful debutante everyone loved. But what has come of the Sawyer Family, and why do people still lower their voices when speaking of them, as if they would emerge from the woods at one's back, lurking silently like sentinels guarding ancient secrets of the underworld? Except for the few cursed lunatics, those who claim to have witnessed the unearthly ritual killings at the old slaughterhouse and returned blithering idiots, drunk in the street, no one knows. And no one dares to ask these mad hillbillies, for fear they may fall into the telltale trance often associated with the sadistic family. Their eyes glaze over, they speak in tongues, patterns not of English or any other discernible modern language. They sometimes dance in seizure, foam at the mouth, or descend into violence. They describe visions, not of this Earth but of another, or something in the distant past, or something not yet recognized in science or exploration. A gated compound, miles across, fenced by sharpened pikes bearing desert baked heads and organs and strange tentacles of undiscovered sea creatures; roaming circus freaks on tethers, alligator men and reverse jointed children who hop like kangaroos; the beginnings of great stone pyramids, statues of unearthly horror, obelisks covered in preternatural hieroglyphics and images of deformed nudes; Brother Killsaw ordering an army of ambling, shackled zombies to "Build, Build," while taking measurements from the sky; Count Zacula forcefeeding the undead laborers a steaming, fetid brew from a hollowed gourd dipped into an iron cauldron; The Judge silently tending greenhouse, naked, his teeth blacked out from a strange bone pipe wafting an acrid blue smoke from his lips; Master Seth leading virginal girls to the peak of the central, flat topped pyramid, conducting orgies atop, letting the blood spill down the steps like a maniacal Aztec. Is this all true, you ask? How could it be? But there are things beyond our realm of understanding, unspeakable things that exist in nightmares, where there is no God, and not even evil, just four tyrants carrying the torch of those that existed before man, God, Satan, life itself. The Sawyer Family .2

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The Ghost Storys *CD Out Now*





Jul 7 2008 11:00 PM


CD Now Available!!
・・⊱⊱Amanda⊰⊰・・





Jul 6 2008 11:40 AM

Hey guys, hope you had a good 4th.
6X





Jul 4 2008 1:57 PM

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Jul 3 2008 10:13 AM

Essentiate the positive...
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Jul 2 2008 2:34 PM



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Jul 2 2008 1:41 PM

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Jun 29 2008 1:46 AM

Thanks for the support, it's greatly appreciated.
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Jun 28 2008 2:32 PM

I fuckin' love you fuckers!
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Jun 25 2008 5:37 PM

Yeah whatever.
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Jun 19 2008 4:49 PM

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Jun 17 2008 9:52 AM

Hey guys...sorry I had to miss the show on the 13th. I hope it went really well, and I guess I'll have to take a rain check on the guest list, lol.

Hope you guys are having fun down there.

Cheers !
BEDFORD JACKSON





Jun 16 2008 11:00 PM

Thanks for adding us!!!
You Rock!!!!
The Taint





Jun 16 2008 4:44 PM

Sawyer Family...you guys got some great music and put on a damn good show.

It was a pleasure to play with you a few weeks ago.


Please let us know next time you are coming down this way so we can play some more shows together.

Church of Sk8in





Jun 15 2008 1:20 PM

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Jun 15 2008 2:38 AM

i'll say it again, thursdays show was fuckin awesome.
This new album is gonna be amazing
56 Pontiac





Jun 13 2008 10:40 AM

Hey, It was sure fun playing with you boys last night! A lot more fun than playing with ourselves! Does that sound right?
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Jun 13 2008 8:22 AM

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Jun 11 2008 11:07 PM

MANOVERBOARD at the Axe and Fiddle, Cottage Grove, OR. This Friday the 13th of June.
MANOVERBOARD!
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