It's hard to explain how this started. You see, I was walking down the street searching for a good store to buy death metal band aids, and instead of finding that, I discovered a lone troll hiding in a crack in the sidewalk. I tried to reach out to him/her and see if he/she needed my help. Instead of thanking me, I was yanked underneath the sidewalk, where I discovered a world inhabited by radioactive frogs, all of whom went by the name "Wally Mitchell." This made it extremely difficult to distinguish between my friends and enemies, so I decided to craft an intricate code of audio snippets, which I would use to send secret messages to my comrades, and foul insults about the genitals of my enemies. Naturally, this caused quite a bit of controversy, so I encased the audio snippets in an airtight bottle and cast it into the river of fire, where none were ever reported to return from. Where the audio snippets went, I do not know. All I know is I found them 15 years later, right before I was about to be run through by the evil swordsman "Gastonofier" by the River of Forthenreich, who allegedly believed I had hidden his virgin daughter in a cocoon of rat tails. Right before he was going to plunge the sword through my chest, the air tight bottle came floating down the River of Forthenreich. I grabbed the bottle and opened it, desperate to hear my audio snippets one last time before my death....... upon opening the bottle, the audio snippets began to play, and Gastonofier fell to the ground laughing. It was the most hilarious thing he had ever heard, and for making him laugh, he decided to spare my life. That is one story.... unfortunately, it is not the story of the music performed by "Scabies," the musical project whose Myspace profile you are currently visiting. I, however, find my story much more interesting.
stop by the album release party this weekend for the Blukolar Politiks visit the space for snippets of the the tv/hip hop mixtape produce by D.J. EYE m1...give a listen and come support ur local BLUKOLAR...FREE cd hope to see ya there
Haven't heard much in the way of Scabies news. Did you ever get the contract to make the theme song for FOX's new extreme reality game show? I think was called "Xtreme Bladder Holding Urine Clamp Extravaganza!!!"
I wonder what the pencil will write down?
without the nothing there
some thing some thing some thing something I for got
in the spider web
roll me overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Roll me ov errrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Roll me overrrrrrerrrrrrrrrr
roll me overrrrrrr
I, The Great Dictator, have returned. i recently found myself wandering the world, only to return to my home of San Diego California. But I do not return empy handed. No, I come bearing a gift. I have created a new piece. I am quite proud of it. It is a simple theme based song inspired by the works of Nino Rota an Ennio Moricone. But that is not all I have come to say. As the November elections come closer, I find myself in fear of my fellow Californians. It seems the State finds itself more concerned with Illeagal Immigrants than the war in Iraq, Global Warming, the situations with Iran and North Korea. I only ask you this:
When you reach the voting booths in November, think about what your doing befor you yet again make another mistake like you did when you voted in The Terminator in the first place. Don not be fooled by his half assed attempts at saving the environment. No, I have an alternative for you. When your looking down at your ballots, and you find your self confused, look down at that last box marked OTHER. Fill this space in and waste your vote on a much more worthy candidate; Vote The Great Dictator. But untill that time, bless yourself with this latest piece of mine. absorb yourself in it. And for the first time, let "The Great Dictator Speak."
I love mookers and am mad at his gall bladder for forsaking him. I wont vote for it in the next gall bladder election.
I cast my vote for
Normal bladder.
WOOO
Normal bladder 2007!!!!
Hi. THanks for your request, I must say Crappleboo is my fav -both the pic and the song- but I like them all. They are unique and make me want to do something more experimental. Hmm.
