hey man howz it goin? fuckface unstoppable is playing ronnys this sunday if you feel like comin out to hang. otherwise we should kick it soonz ___matt.
Pizza may be an even better way to make friends. Unless the pizza has anchovies on it (which I know your freak of a brother enjoys), then you're just crossing the line into enemy territory.
I was sort of ready to be friends in real life, but I'm not so sure about this internet friendship. We can take it slow, but I'll admit to having initial doubts.