"The Assassin moved quietly from roof to roof until he was well away from the excitement around the Watch House. His movements could be called cat-like, except that he did not stop to spray urine up against things. -- (Terry Pratchett, Night Watch)"
Male
41 years old
Somewhere, A somewhat safe place
Afghanistan
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Uncle Fester's Interests
General
World of Warcraft!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( ok... more than one of these '!' is a sign of a sick mind... oh well... hehe) SCA, Bad Puns, Computer Games, Cheesy Horror Movies, Dust Bunny Death Squads
Music
Almost everything except Rap... never really liked Rap. ( nothing really wrong with Rap, it just does not appeal to me...)
Biloxi
Movies
Depends on my mood... Though I avoid most drama and 'chic flicks'. And now a few of the movies I like... Being There, Rollerball ( the first one, not the remake) ? ( the movie Pie as in the Greek symble for 3.14 Great movie if you get the chance to see it) Evil Dead 1, 2 and Army of Darkness.
I don't know who wrote it but I really like it...
Take a man and put him alone,
Put him twelve thousand miles from home.
Empty his heart of all but blood,
Make him live in sand, in mud.
This is the life I have to live,
This the soul to God I give.
You have your parties and drink your beer,
While young men and women are dying over here.
Plant your signs on the White House lawn;
"Lets get out of Iraq".
Use your signs and have your fun,
Then refuse to use a gun.
There's nothing else for you to do,
Then I'm supposed to die for you?
There is one thing that you should know;
And that's where I think you should go!
I'm already here and it's too late.
I've traded all my love for all this hate.
I'll hate you till the day I die.
You made me hear my buddy cry.
I saw his leg and his blood shed,
Then I heard them say, "This one's dead".
It was a large price for him to pay,
To let you live another day.
He had the guts to fight and die,
To keep the freedom you live by.
By his dying, your life he buys,
But who cares if a Soldier dies!
About me: Hello??!!??
I'm currently in Afghanistan as a Military Advisor at
an ANA Hospital. So Far, So Good...
Who I'd like to meet: Special Notice: I don't really care if you have a web cam.
Who I'm looking for...
A woman that is at least over 28 years old. To be honest, someone over the age of 32 to my age. I'm 41 years old and it just doesn't feel right flirting with a woman that is young enough to be my daughter. Wrong. As in not right...
I'll be there-
*When no one is there for you*
*And you think no one cares*
*When the whole world walks out on you*
*And you think you're alone*
*I'll be there*
*When the one you care about the most*
*Could care less about you*
*When the one you gave your heart to*
*Throws it in your face*
*I'll be there*
*When the person you trusted*
*Betrays you*
*When the person you share all your memories with*
*Cant even remember your birthday*
*I'll be there*
*When all you need is a friend*
*To listen to you whine*
*When all you need is someone*
*To catch your tears*
*I'll be there*
* When your heart hurts so bad*
* You cant even breathe*
* When you just want to crawl up and die*
*I'll be there*
*When you start to cry*
*After hearing that sad song*
*When the tears just won't*
*Stop falling down*
*I'll be there*
*So you see I'll be there until the end*
*This is a promise I can make*
*If you ever need me*
*Just give me a call and...*
*I'll be there...*
SEND THIS TO 10 PEOPLE U REALLY CARE ABOUT N IF U GET THIS MORE THEN ONCE UR REALLY LOVED
I Love all my friends!!!!
Friend....
(A)ccepts you as you are
(B)elieves in "you"
(C)alls you just to say "HI"
(D)oesn't give up ! ! on you
(E)nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts)
(F)orgives your mistakes
(G)ives unconditionally
(H)elps you
(I)nvites you over
(J)ust "be" with you
(K)eeps you close at heart
(L)oves you for who you are
(M)akes a difference in your life
(N)ever Judges
(O)ffer support
(P)icks you up
(Q)uiets your fears
(R)aises your spirits
(S)ays nice things about you
(T)ells you the truth when you need to hear it
(U)nderstands you
(V)alues you
(W)alks beside you
(X)-plains thing you don't understand
(Y)ells when you won't listen and
(Z)aps you back to reality
OK THIS IS A TEST TO SEE HOW MANY FRIENDS YOU HAVE!!!!
PASS IT ON TO EVERYONE YOU CONSIDER A FRIEND
OR WOULD LIKE TO HAVE AS A FRIEND
SEE HOW MANY TIMES YOU GET IT BACK
This morning when God opened a window to Heaven, He saw me, and He asked: "My child, what is your greatest wish for today?" I responded: "Please, take care of the person who is reading this message, their family and their special friends. They deserve it and I love them very much" The love of God is like the ocean, you can see its beginning, but not its end. This message works on the day you receive it. Let us see if it is true. ANGELS EXIST but sometimes, since they don't all have wings, we call them TRUE FRIENDS. Pass this on to your true friends. Something good will happen to you at 11:11 in the evening; something that you have been waiting to hear. Do not break this prayer; send it to a minimum of 11 people
