FRIENDS OF THE APPRENTICE
trash palace Weds 13th may
do come to my knees-up a week today.
free food,
big screen,
discussion and disco
5 mins walk from old st station, LDN on the non-rip-off side : )
absolutely totally free entry
Scallydandan presents an open-source community for show-offs.
The manipulated recession is taking its toll and the pound is almost bankrupt. As always creativity rises to the surface when there is a struggle, and now is your chance to shine. DIY will be an interactive open platform club night, giving the opportunity to anyone and everyone who is brave enough to use the night as their platform. Anybody can come and DJ at the night if you think you're good enough, use the night to showcase your fashion collections, show films, perform, sing, dance and get involved. It's a chance for you to create the party that you've always wanted to go to. Gone are the days of being a passive consumer, defeat the market and increase the value of your own stock.
End the week as you mean to go on, make your protest.
Come and do absolutely anything, if we can put it on we will.
More information and proposal site coming soon.
In the meantime, tell us what you want to do in 100 words or less with a phone number and e-mail address and you're booked.
Come and see the talent nobody else is showing...
Starts, Sunday 17th May 2009
Ghetto, 58 Old Street, London
Digitariaworld.com
Site by Scallydandan
Getting Dirty, DJVJ Gig, LDN, 25th April 2009
Northernights Reviews
#8 - "I'M AS MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE"
"I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE"
SCALLYDANDAN HOSTS BOLLOX ALTERNATIVE SPACE - April 17th, Bollox Manchester, UK www.bolloxclub.com
1. Intro - My Life Has Value - Deejay Jones (Speech from the film 'Network' (1976))
2. If Ya Can't Beat Em (Original Mix) - Reso
3. Youth Control (DJ Barletta Remix) - BeatBouncers
4. Fresh Prince Of Bel Air (Mustard Pimp Remix) - Will Smith
5. This Shit - Douster
6. Manabadman (Andy George Re-Fix) - Toddla T
7. Twist 'Em Out (Proper Villains Remix) - Dillinja
8. Torcida Cumbia (Mightyfools Remix) - Chris James & Lee Dearn
9. Under Control (Alex Metric Remix) - Freeland
10. Change (The Count's Doin It Remix) - Daniel Merriweather
11. Mr Wobble's Nightmare (Squire Of Gothos Remix) - Kid606
12. Boom Da (Crookers Remix) - Mixhell feat Oh Snap & Jen Lasher
13. Gay Dentists - Mr Ozio
14. Bumbaclart (Wongo Remix) - Ivan Allard
15. The Bomb! (These Sounds Fall Into My Mind) (CSY Remix) - The Bucketheads
16. Midtro - I Want You To Get Up - Deejay Jones (Speech from the film 'Network' (1976))
17. Rage (Mustard Pimp Remix) - Atari Teenage Riot
18. I'm Too Fat To Be A Hipster (Mightyfools Remix) - OH SNAP!!
19. Jack It Like A Zombie feat Spoek (Santiago & Bushido Remix) - The Bulgarian
20. Everyone's a DJ (Edu K Mix) - OH SNAP!!
21. Mr Jack & Gazela - Arraza NÇm (Felipe Carvalho DJ)
22. Bad Man Horror Theme (Mustard Pimp Remix) - A1 Bassline
23. Mad Again (Scott Cooper Boot) - South Rakkas Crew
24. Outro - I'm Mad As Hell And I'm Not Going To Take It Anymore - Deejay Jones (Speech from the film 'Network' (1976))
After two successful attempts to bankrupt burlesque, Eat Your Heart Out yet again opens its doors to aid the reformation of those women who have been brainwashed by the cult, However all attempts to save Men in dresses 'mouthing the words to other peoples songs' have failed - Rome wasn't built in a day!
Eat Your Heart Out is back for more, with a new weekend slot at a new venue - gone are the days of performance artists bleeding over your Topshop clutch.
Reserve your tickets by emailing EYHO@scottee.co.uk
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=59388707203&ref=ts
1. I Only Wanna Be With Bass - The Squire of Gothos
2. Everybody in the Place (AC Slater remix) - The Prodigy
3. It Get's No Better (scattermish Hype Edit) - Rico Tubbs
4. Dem Na Like Me (A1 Bassline Remix) - The Qemists
5. Triple Drop ft Mc Condom - The Squire of Gothos
6. 3 Little Words (A1 Bassline Remix) - Frank Music
7. It's What U Do 2 Me (Jack Beats Remix) - Steed Lord
8. Party (2 Bit Thugs Badboy Bmore 2 x 2 Remix) - 2 Live Crew
9. Poison - AC Slater
10. Jizz In My Pants (Mexicans With Guns Remix) - The Lonely Island
11. Freak Like Me (Udachi Remix) - Adina Howard
12. Turn The Music Up (AC Slater Remix) - Math Head
13. Headbanger - Edu K
14. I Got You Dancing (Jack Beats Remix) - Lady Sovereign
15. Get Up (Diplo Remix) - Bingo Players
16. The Flash (Shir Khan Powerhouse Dub) - Act Yo Age
17. Rock Blockin' Beats - 2 Bit Thugs
18. Paradis (Udachi Remix) - Lismore
19. Drop The Pressure (Jack Beats Rinsed Out Rave) - Project Bassline
20. Rough Ruffin (AC Slater Remix) - Pets On Prozac
21. Office Boy (Shir Khan Remix) - Bonde de Role
22. What To Do - Thomas Bangalter
23. Tivoli Clinic (10.28.00) - Drop The Lime
24. Eat My Fear (Drop The Lime Remix) - Little Jinder
Scallydandan is one of the country's leading proponents of fidget, ghetto house and electro, and founder of Terrorist, Manchester. www.myspace.com/scallydandan
Scallydandan One of the country's leading proponents of fidget and ghetto house and alternative electro presents an almost-monthly mixtape-cum-podcast.
1. Ghetto Blaster (Nathan Boon Remix) - Mr Pher
2. 4 O clock in the morning (Original Mix) - Uber DJ's
3. The Star of East Berlin (Sharkslayer Mix) - DJ Wool
4. Mad Again (Boy 8-Bit Remix) - South Rakkas Crew
5. Pelvis Control (Switch It Remix) - Mr Pher
6. P-Y-R-A-M-I-D (Sammy Bananas Remix) - 45 King vs. Wale
7. Wow (Original Mix) - Mr Pher
8. Just Can't Hold Back (Scattermish Wu Edit) - Detboi
9. Wannabe (The Touch Remix) - Spice Girls
10. Big Dipper (Hijack remix) - Andy George
11. Desert Living (Tigarah Republic Remix) - Scattermish
12. Something (Andy George's Re-fix) - Lord Skywave
13. Hot Summer (Scattermish club dub) - RHYS
14. Moo (Scattermish's More Cow Bell Re-Jiggy Mix) - Harmon
15. Samir's Township (Mumdance Remix Ft Jammer) - C Gritz
16. Dita Diamone (Mumdance & High Rankin Remix) - Pop Levi
17. Piece of Mind - Paz
18. Creator (Mumdance Mix) - Santogold
19. Rossi B & Luca - Ghost Town
By now, most of you have experienced or realise that religion is one of the biggest bullshit creations imposed on humanity. A few more of you may also know that christmas is actually also a construct.
Well what do I mean by construct...?
On the 23rd of December, the sun falls to it's lowest point and rests on the Southern Cross (crux) star (the star in the east) and aligns with The Three King stars, sound familiar? On the 25th the sun rises by one degree foreshadowing warmth and longer days in the months to come. The sun ('The Son' the 'light of the world') is born.
So now you know! Christmas is merely a pagan solar allegory, in fact Christianity itself is just that.
It is at it's most basic level a form of mind control. Sending cards, buying gifts, being unbearably nice, is all designed to manipulate our thought processes without our knowledge or true acquiescence. Either way we still ritualistically feed the forces that seek to control us, with our energy (thoughts and actions). The Christmas Tree (really a pagan phallic symbol), the turkey, the gifts, the cards, the notion of 'family' etc etc. The best thing to do over Shitmas I find is to remain neutral, and not feed that energy source.
So without rambling on too much more this 'Winter Solstice' (more accurate) , I'll send you my love and share with you a film which may crack open your view of the world. It is called Zeitgeist and I think it's essential viewing, it exposes the myth of religion, the bloodlines that have and still do control planet earth, the truth about 9/11 and the real truth about money, what it really is, and what determines if you even have any at all.
All my love and enjoy a restful neutral time, and don't buy into the major-league bullshit : )
TRACKLISTING:
1. Intro by Deejay Jones - http://deejayjones.podbean.com - text from an interview of David Icke by Alex Jones http://www.infowars.com
2. Stab Up - Hostage
3. Run Around (Rico Tubbs Raveline Dub) - Jason Tyler
4. Any Way You Choose To Give It (Boy 8 Bit Mix) - Black Ghost
5. Freak House - Blackmass Plastics
6. I Can See You, Can You See Me? (Drop The Lime Remix) - Rex The Dog
7. Il Brut (Mustard Pimp El Burrito Remix) - Crookers
8. Let's Push Things Forward (Hostage Remix) - The Streets
9. Miss Pacman - RQM
10. Down With The Mustard (Original Mix) - Laidback Luke
11. Yo ZongaMajesty! - Kid Color
12. Fancy Footwork (Laidback Luke Remix) - Chromeo
13. Hold Me Down (Foamo Remix) - Primary 1
14. Snakecharmer - Hostage
15. Star Guitar (Armand Van Helden remix) - Shinichi Osawa
16. Drop It (Drop The Lime Dynasty of Fury Remix) - Math Head
17. Gangsters (Edit) - Rico Tubbs
18. Str8 Boi (Cool Kids Can't Die Remix) - Psychofags
19. Council Estate (Drums Of Death Remix) - Tricky
20. Bathroom Gurgle (Drums Of Death "Bassline Boy Bootleg) - Late Of The Pier
Sat 8th Nov 2008 - Ram & Shackle Manchester from 9pm
Sat 29th Nov 2008 - Club Brenda, Manchester (TBC)
Fri 12th Dec 2008 - Terrorist, Manchester
NB - I urge you all to buy Simon Bookish's new album Everything/Everything on iTunes, it is the best album I have heard all year, Synchotron taken from the album is Novembers 'hidden track', Love Scallydandan x
TRACKLISTING:
1. Terrorist Introduction - Deejay Jones
2. Like Thunder - Drop The Lime
3. Tearing Me Apart - Curses!
4. Come Rest Up - Detboi
5. Inna Di Dancehall - Toddla T (Count of Monte Cristal and Sinden Remix)
6. Jece Valadão - Stereotyp featuring Edu K & Joyce Muniz
7. Berimbau - DJ Sandrinho
8. Live in Mexico (Original Mix) - Miles Dyson
9. Detonator (Herve's UXB remix) - Shinichi Osawa
10. Moving it over here - Foamo
11. Rocket Ride (Soulwax Rock It Right Mix) - Felix Da Housecat
12. Witchbrew (Xpression Remix) - Dirtcaps
13. Alice (Drop The Lime Heavy Bass Remix) - Moby
14. Safari (Original Mix) - Lee Jones
15. Look What You've Done To Me (Mustapha 3000 Remix) - Voodoo Chilli vs. Trevor Loveys
16. Gipsy P - Crookers
17. Telephone - Kid Sister
18. Crank 'dat (CBC Samplerdisco RMX) Soulja Boy Tell 'em
19. I Like Plastic (Deejay Jones Plastic Cut-Up Mix) - Marsha Raven
20. Drop The Bass - Detboi
21. Fog Bank (Jack Beats Remix) - Boy 8-Bit
22. Center Stage (Curses! Remix) - Juiceboxx and Dre Skull
23. Fake Blood Theme - Fake Blood
24. This Is The Way (Drop The Lime Remix) - Curses
25. (Hidden Track) Synchotron - Simon Bookish (Buy his album!)
SCALLYDANDAN'S ALTERNATIVE UK ELECTRO PODCAST!!!
#2 OCT08
ALEX PEACE
A-TRAK
BONDE DO ROLE
CROOKERS
CURSES!
DIPLO
DJ BAM BAM
DROP THE LIME
FAKE BLOOD
HERVE
JACK BEATS
LAIDBACK LUKE
MIA
PARTYSHANK
RICO TUBBS
SISTERS OF TRANSISTORS
SOUTH RAKKAS CREW
THE YANK
TOMBOY
VETO
YO MAJESTY
//photo by gary shades
http://www.flickr.com/photos/garygamgee/
Tracklisting: Thriller - Laidback Luke Remix Worry about it later (Switch Remix) - The Futureheads Smile (Detboi’s luvs me remix) - Kidda Questo E’ Un Mondo Selvaggio (Crookers Remix) - Jovanotti Sneakerz - Sidney Samson Till u get enough (skitzofrenixs rmx) - Sidney Samson feat lady bee Stuk (Hardwell remix) - The Partysquad - ft. Dio, Sef, Sjaak & Reverse Ring Road (Fake blood remix) - Underworld Tenderoni (MSTRKRFT remix) - Chromeo Break the house down - Laidback Luke Beeper (Fake blood remix) - Count & Sinden Feel like dancing (micky slims extra wrong mix) Y’all want mo - Detboi War of the sexes - The streets La musique (Sinden remix) - Riot in belgium Jackie - Lisa Stansfield Boogie Woogie Dancing Shoes - Claudja Barry XR2 (Silverlink V Kicks Like A Mule Aka 92juk) - M.I.A I lust u - Neon Neon
Terrorist - my new night : )
Bar Below, canal st, MCR
5th October 08
Free entry
Starts 7pm
Performance by Scottee Videos by Scallydandan and Theo Adams Music by Jordo Hunt & Sami Knight Couture by Lee Benjamin Performance tailors Guy & JoshYouAre
// The Hospital Members Club, Endell Street, Covent Garden, London
27th March 2008
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I'm gonna be playing a 3d video set
Lost Documentation
Video coming soon
Photo by jdudderidge
Photo by Deb Ripley
Photo by Deb Ripley
Photo by jdudderidge
Video promo for Lost
27th March 2008
The Hospital Members Club, Endell Street, Covent Garden
Scottee, featuring new films from Scallydandan & Theo Adams, Music by Jordo & Sami and Couture by Lee Adams
Only 7.30pm tickets are now left as the 9.00pm show is sold out
rsvp@thehospitalclub.com for tickets, booking is essential.
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DIGIKID84 B.BOY UNDERGROUND 12"DELUXE EDITION OUT NOW!!! Side A 1- B.BOY underground 2- B.BOY underground (Culture prophet Remix) 3- N.E.P.T.U.N.E(Exclusive track) Side B 1- Rocksteady in the Night 2- Rocksteady in the Night (Bestrack Remix) MORE INFO: myspace.com/digikid84 DISTRIBUTION: topplersmusic.com Folistar/playerz Record. Much love!!DIGIKID84
Hi How you doing these days? Hope life isn’t too miserable. If you need some cheering up or even if you don’t then we can give you all the excuses you need to get dressed up and have a great night. We’re playing a showcase event in London on 31st October (Halloween). Put the date in your diary now, start thinking about some mad Halloween outfit to wear and we’ll get back to you with more details soon. It’s a night to look forward to and it ain’t going to damage your bank balance!
YEEEEEE HAAAAAAA get ya ponchos out!!! Just telling u bout our new 3 track ep. RadioKillaZ present: "Hey Blonde" now available from most dj portals....But ive added a juno link so you can get it here :) http://www.junodownload.com/ppps/products/1459201-02.htm
Please feel free to pass through & say hello or check our work on myspace...
wats happening? got a new free bootleg remix download for you & your friends to njoi :) some wobble bassline for all the old skool ravers... RkZ Vs Prodigy.. your love xx
A HAWK AND A HACKSAW Kalbakkan The Bee's Niece THE RUBY LOUNGE Monday June 22nd £10 adv from http://www.ticketline.co.uk, http://www.seetickets.com, http://www.ticketweb.co.uk and in person at PICCADILLY RECORDS
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By now, most of you have experienced or realise that religion is one of the biggest bullshit creations imposed on humanity. A few more of you may also know that christmas is actually also a construct. 
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