its was ok, we went to jess' parents in phx and just ate bunchs of food. will you two be joining us this xmas season? i say we all go to lazy q and get drunk, again
it was alright, not much out there. turns out its 5 large to break our lease so my cheapskate VP wont pay it. they are lookin at 6mnts in San Jose soon. when are you goin?
HEDDO KERRY. TODEE ISH YER BERFDAY! YAY! I SHO HARPY FER JOO! HARPY BERFDAY DOO DYOO! HARPY BERFDAY DOO DYOOD! HARPY BERDAY DREAR KERRDY! HARPPY BERFDAY DRUDYOOOOD!
Although true, Ryan's forementioned comment regarding myself influencing you to do things against your will sounds utterly creepy. I want you to know that I promised Mom that I will "be cool" on your most holy of Birthdays. I vow to you that I will take any shot purchased for you that you are hesitant/unwilling to consume with a smile. I will punch any naysayer, bum nose, hepatitis sheep, slag dredger, tumor monkey, piss jar, butt cellist, whore plank, fag midget, plum chaser, dirt bag, sonofabitch directly in the mouth, followed by a guillatine choke hold and constant "apologize to my sister" threats in his/her ear if they even so much as look at you weird (I decide what is "weird"). Is that a run on sentence? Anyhoo, you are in good hands with your frat boy, peer pressure giving, dude of a big brother on the "LETSPARTYITSKELLY'S21STBIRTHDAY PARTY TRAIN!" WOO! WOO!
Steve
PS-it is my new thing to come up with various different sounding lasers, so bear with me. Fftew! Fftew!
Kell-Bell, sorry I won't be able to make it to your 21st Birthday. I know you won't be doing anything insane, but if Steve is there you're probably going to end up doing things against your will :) haha.. Anyways, I love you and miss you and can't wait to see ya' again! Now next time you come to NYC we can go to hip rooftop bars and drink wine and eat cheese :) Be good. Be safe. Don't drive. Don't get poisoned by enemies. Don't eat meat while jogging on a Summer day. Don't expect smart answers from stupid people. Don't underestimate the awesome power of a quick karate chop to the jugular. Don't trust ninjas. Don't EVER trust ninjas! Don't believe in miracles unless miracles can get you rich. Don't throw rocks at bears if you're wearing heels. Don't vote unless you like being ignored. Don't smile at crazy people... and don't tell Mom, but the babysitter's dead.
Nick Andopolis: Hey, I believe in god, man. I've seen him, I've felt his power! He plays drums for Led Zeppelin and his name is John Bonham, baby! Millie Kentner: I know what high people look like. I went to a Seals and Crofts concert last summer
Well, Kelly, how was your trip to beautiful New York? I want you to sit me down on a brown squeeky computer chair from 1978 and show me a slide show. Make sure to explain each picture in way too much detail...its the Richardson way. If you got a video featuring a bunch of akward moments directly related to you taping too much, then you get extra bonus Richardson points.
So Kelly.... I was reading ryans comment below and i have to say "Is sonny your boyfriend" any who i like his mustache. I rocked one for about a month when i worked at fry’s. I got lots of compliments. My favorite one was when i stepped into this bar down on brown and main you may have heard of it. THE DIRTY DRUMMER. When I walked in everyone stopped and looked at me you could hear the crickets chirping it was so quit. "chirp" "chirp" just as i released the door from my sweaty palm a midget came out from behind the jukebox and said are you wild bill maverick the III. I replied "No" i thought to my self what a nice midget he was thinking I was a celebrity from the wild wild west. He must have been very drunk and did not realize it was the year 2006. Any way tell sonny cool mustache for me and have fun in flagtastic. Get sonny a CMV he will love crusin in something like that.
