Christina Ashby
If it can be done in the theater, Christina’s done it! As Scared Scriptless’ Tech Intern she is responsible for everything cool that happens. She’s also our scapegoat when things go horribly wrong.
Justin Birchell
Justin was the original inspiration for the character of The Phantom of the Opera and also the character of Scooby-Doo. When Justin is not busy being a busboy, he can be heard singing in the shower or occasionally sobbing in the bath.
Rich Capitan
Rich came to Alaska from Michigan to harass the wildlife. Prone to making penguins puke, he is also cephalopod curious. His hobbies include all things Sasquatch, Hobbits and beer.
Stephany Jeffers
Stephany is a graduate of Whitworth College with a biology degree and theater minor. That, of course, means she has no real job and is flat broke. In college she directed and played in Whitworth’s improv troupe, Cool Whip. Now she is wandering through life aimlessly.
Jason Martin
Jason’s a life long Alaskan who started improv’ing after audiences started laughing at him in scripted shows. And always, in the wrong places. Jason is also one of Scared Scriptless’ founding members.
Dan Olsen
Dan is new to improv. After years of tall ship sailing, Outward Bound instructing, and hosting Czechoslovakian womens basketball teams around the lower 48, he found Alaska. Now he spends his time playing guitar, looking for whales, and being silly.
Aneliese Palmer
Aneliese’s biggest wish right now is that school won’t run her into debt until she’s 30. Aneliese wants to be an astrophysicist, so this is a problem because they don’t really make "money". And she likes improv too.
Nicholas Schafer
Nicholas just recently left the witness relocation program and has gone through a sex change. "Nicole" lived on the East coast and was dating a mob boss when she decided she had had enough and relocated to Anchorage after spilling the beans on all the mob’s activities.
Warren Weinstein
Born and raised in Alaska, Warren has been involved with local theater since the early 90’s. When not on stage he enjoys reading, playing softball, and working numerous jobs. He enjoys visiting variousImprov groups in the states to steal their work and call it his own.
Greg Wognild
Currently a teacher, Greg teaches because he can’t do anything else. He is new, to theater, drama, and being funny. His one true talent of using technology is hampered by his superpowers of causing electrical surges and power outages.