Scarlete
"Ded Narc Zombie Flame Foot, LLC ” Your Mom2 years oldLast Login: Sometime last week"

Female
37 years old
TAMPA, FLORIDA
United States



Last Login: 7/6/2008
Mood: guilty Mood Image
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 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/scarlete  

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    Scarlete's Interests
GeneralPregnant Pauses, Pauses between pregnancies, Urban pregnancies, Not being pregnant anymore-yet, collecting candy, oceanography, criminal minds, psychological profiles, the prison system, the court system, how things work, raving lunatics *from a distance*, trainwrecks, pointing out stupidness, trying not to be stupid, tweaking this and that, grave underestimations, being under-rated, being over-rated, raising children not to be psychos, giant squid, pushing the limit, coming back, the millions of things we've never found in the ocean, never ever EVER going into the ocean
MusicDisco, Deadbolt, Vast, Folk, KMFDM, Tusk, Nick Drake, Laura Love, Sexy Beats, Sexy Vocals, Smartass Punk, 80's music, Old school Fleetwood Mac, Rolling Stones
MoviesQuentin Tarantino, Stanley Kubrik, Wes Anderson, Weird foreign films I pretend to understand, True Romance, Pulp Fiction, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Clockwork Orange, Caligula (NR), scary movies I have to leave the room for, Masters of Horror, movies with Kevin Spacey
TelevisionOriginal CSI, Surreal Life, National Geographic, Discovery Channel, Dirty Jobs, Alias, Jack's Big Music Show, The Daily Show, Wow Wow Wubsie
Booksbooks about our fucked up brains and dead bodies
HeroesThe Rubberband Man

Groups: Nip/TuckThe Black BroomGreensboro LocalsSunshyne Fan club.Unassisted ChildbirthUnassisted Child BirthStar Trek

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     Scarlete's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Body type:5' 6" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius



Scarlete kills fish with ease

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   Scarlete's Blurbs
About me:

A few facts:

I'm Jen.

I have 4 kids. Sara-17, Stephen-14, Lydia-4 and Maya-2 years.

I like collecting stupid shit, and apparently, offspring.

I like people who are sarcastic, snide, intelligent, and witty.

I'll have been with my husband for 9 years come March 17th, 08. We met on the internet. It was a fluke.

He's not very sarcastic or snide. But he's got a keen brain and I like smelling it. He's the dark, mysterious type.

I was born in North Carolina and I ran away when I turned 26.

I'd rather live in Moab, Utah.

Backwash is nasty. I never finish a can of soda, this displeases my husband, verily.

I have a boyfriend. I bite my lip a LOT.



If you could save me
From the ranks
of the freaks
Who suspect
they could never love anyone
'Cept the freaks
Who suspect
they could never love anyone
But the freaks
Who suspect
they could never love anyone.


-Aimee Mann / Save Me / Magnolia Soundtrack

Don't lie and say you don't love me when I can see plain as day that you do.

Who I'd like to meet:
Snarky, level-headed, intelligent, non-fundamentalist, groovy type dork heads. And you. Definitely, you.


   Scarlete's Friend Space (Top 8)
Scarlete has 80 friends.
 LydBot 


 Jenifer 


 Grypx 


 Lin 


 Frustrated, Incorporated 


 Michael Bury. Ms. Jackson if you're nasty. 


 heather 


 tar 





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Terri





Jun 27 2008 5:33 AM

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Can you beat my score on the "Forrest Gump Quiz*1*" quiz?



I got 50%. Can you do any better?




Drink & Draw_Triad





Jun 24 2008 10:46 AM

Reminder: DRINK & DRAW TRIAD meets tonight at New York Pizza on Tate Street at 8ish till whenever.


Hope to see you there.


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LydBot





Jun 20 2008 10:46 PM

when can i start counting sleeps?
crystiiin





Jun 2 2008 6:44 PM

she just gets so worked up
and i don't ever say the right things
to make her calm down, ya know?
it just sucks, shes my bff forev.
she should know how much i love her
by now :D
crystiiin





Jun 2 2008 6:23 PM

cause you read the comments :[
i didn't know how you felt
about em.
i love sara and she forgets sometimes.
i wasn't sure if you easily influenced
by her into not liking me or something
stupid like that..
i don't make sence..ehh
crystiiin





Jun 2 2008 6:18 PM

ok, right now, this very moment,
do you have any anger inside for me?
LydBot





May 8 2008 5:22 PM

OH THE IRONY!!!
Sara





Apr 14 2008 2:51 PM

my mommy is retardedddddugh the food has been beeping at you for foreverrrrr, go get it before it let it burrnnnn.
ehhhhh
LydBot





Apr 9 2008 2:55 PM

HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA. ILU2BBZOMG.
crystiiin





Mar 29 2008 2:15 PM

would you please tell sara to hurry the gay up with all those pictures! she being a procrastinator! rehhh!
crystiiin





Mar 26 2008 12:51 PM

you fart!
you didnt wake up at 3 am to say goodbye to meeeee
Little Bon Bon Foo Foo





Mar 9 2008 11:00 AM

Hey i have boobies now.. :) duh yeh im gonna show em off. lol
Sunshyne





Mar 8 2008 7:52 PM

Congrats on quitting!! I'm there with ya!

I have been quit for 1 Month, 1 Week, 23 hours, 11 minutes and 44 seconds (36 days). I have saved $71.15 by not smoking 406 cigarettes. I have saved 1 Day, 9 hours and 50 minutes of my life. My Quit Date: 1/31/2008 11:40 PM

:) Go to http://whyquit.com/whyquit/LinksDMeters.html and download one of those neat counters!
Little Bon Bon Foo Foo





Mar 6 2008 12:00 PM

Jennifer





Feb 26 2008 4:00 PM

It's like no one else on MySpace loves me!!

Dude, much as Ben Affleck is my type, he's a little put off by that thing I had with his brother. Why he can't get over that I'll never know...
Sara





Feb 25 2008 6:22 PM

I can't go to your page without watching your slide thing, and then i always end up tearing up... MOMMY!
Little Bon Bon Foo Foo





Feb 17 2008 8:52 AM

Sara





Feb 17 2008 6:26 AM

http://profilemspace.com/?index.cfm&fuseaction=id30021311.viewprofile&friendid=57200802
Julie





Feb 13 2008 11:52 PM





hooray for cheap candies :P ♥
Little Bon Bon Foo Foo





Jan 23 2008 11:43 AM

funny pictures
moar funny pictures
crystiiin





Jan 22 2008 5:31 AM

happy birfdaaaaaaayyy!
i hope your day is just fabulous
Frustrated, Incorporated





Jan 18 2008 7:58 AM

Sparkly glitter unicorns are the milk of the capitalist infidel.
Grypx





Jan 6 2008 1:10 PM

I don't get two seconds to pee.
Sara





Jan 1 2008 8:16 PM

make me some sugar cookies woman!
alice





Dec 28 2007 7:16 PM

Rip Jenny

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm.fuseaction=user.viewprofile=1788290
Little Bon Bon Foo Foo





Dec 23 2007 7:00 AM

yeeh so :P
Little Bon Bon Foo Foo





Dec 23 2007 6:44 AM

ok so yeh the mst skin is awsome.. im just talking about youre regular skin..cause that would be kinda scary
Little Bon Bon Foo Foo





Dec 22 2007 3:37 PM

your skin slides ewwwww :(
Sara





Dec 22 2007 2:11 PM

i'm hungry, make supper!
Sara





Dec 15 2007 6:53 PM

my new bf is curtis. just so ya know
Little Bon Bon Foo Foo





Dec 15 2007 5:36 AM

funny pictures
moar funny pictures
Sara





Dec 14 2007 7:14 PM

Joel
Little Bon Bon Foo Foo





Dec 13 2007 4:17 PM

you have to watch the WHOLE thing cause i said so
Straight No Chaser - 12 Days of Christmas
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crystiiin





Dec 11 2007 5:21 PM

she will be oh so cheery when i get there!
crystiiin





Dec 11 2007 5:12 PM

haha..again lol didnt she do that last night alsoooo!
she was being a winey butt on the phone about it haha
crystiiin





Dec 11 2007 5:08 PM

yaaay your names joel now
wooo!
so is scarlette out the window?
archibald





Dec 11 2007 4:53 PM

Hello there back, Ms Zombie foot.
crystiiin





Dec 11 2007 3:58 PM

who the poop is joel?
Sara





Dec 11 2007 3:02 PM

sooo Joel, your on the phone right now.. who ya talkin to hmmm? hmmmmmmmm?
Little Bon Bon Foo Foo





Dec 11 2007 11:01 AM

yes you did Joel
Little Bon Bon Foo Foo





Dec 10 2007 2:57 PM

Little Bon Bon Foo Foo





Dec 10 2007 10:35 AM